THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN....
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When your friend is jump roping in his boxers and you have to let him know his ding-a-ling fell out and is twirling in circles as he jumps
What are friends for?0 -
My husband, years before we met, liked this girl. Hadn't been out on a date or kissed or anything yet, but thought she was really cute. Went to her house, chillin' on the couch, looking through her family photo albums, and saw a familiar face....
"Hey, how do you know my grandma?"
"YOUR grandma? That's my grandma!"
Yep. Cousins.
Almost kissin' cousins. :noway:0 -
When you run into your exwife after you have lost 100 pounds0
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the moment when you unfriend someone on MFP because of the shameless promotion for doing 20 minutes of exercise for a few days.0
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When you go pick up the girl you like to her house, and the one who gets the door is her sister and you say "HI I'M LOOKING FOR YOUR DAUGHTER" and then she just says "SHE IS MY SISTER".. its very akward that you dont know what to say anymore
That is embarassing..laughed so hard.:laugh:0 -
When you send a really sexy dirty text to a guy and instead, you acidentally send it to your 10 year old nephews facebook status from your phone!!??.......so bad!0
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When you talk to yourself and the person next to you hears you say "im going to kill you i swear"0
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When the lanyard hanging from your pocket catches a display case, pulls it over and your shorts down at the same time, in front of everyone at the check out registers. Oh, by the way you decided to go commando that day.0
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... when you're not sure if you sent that photo and text message to your husband, or to ALL of Facebook!
Seriously. All of Facebook saw a few risqué photos... And my friend called me up the moment they hit freaking out.
Imagine my own panic when I couldn't log in from any of the 3 computers in the house.
5 minutes later I deleted them from the Facebook app on my phone.
Now, think about my hub's embarrassment when his dad brought it up when my hub visited my DIL....0 -
tha **** is a mentsral cup?:huh:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_cup
and you collect it for WHAT reason now?? rofl :sick:0 -
when you kiss your boyfriends twin brother by mistake thinking it was him!
that sounds like that is their problem.
or maybe not... :blushing:0 -
My husband, years before we met, liked this girl. Hadn't been out on a date or kissed or anything yet, but thought she was really cute. Went to her house, chillin' on the couch, looking through her family photo albums, and saw a familiar face....
"Hey, how do you know my grandma?"
"YOUR grandma? That's my grandma!"
Yep. Cousins.
Almost kissin' cousins. :noway:
This is why my mom moved to Florida :laugh: I am my own cousin!0 -
Ok here is a new one from just last night.
When you are walking your normally sweet, well behaved australian shepard and a mean ol b*tch says "That is a mean dangerous dog :grumble: " and you smile and start to turn back to show her how sweet she is and she CHARGES the woman's little yipper she has on the front porch!!
OMG I thought I would die, then on the way home kept LOL. I am sure making her all the madder. I think I will bring her a bottle of Mad Dog or her night cap tomorrow. :laugh: :laugh:0 -
IM'ing a coworking telling him you are going to crap in his mailbox, than getting a reply from the director of customer service that he did not know I knew where he lived. He than told me he was going to screen cap it and the next upset customer I had I needed to bend over backwards for. Thank god for good sports.0
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tha **** is a mentsral cup?:huh:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_cup
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and you collect it for WHAT reason now?? rofl :sick:
save it for a rainy day? Red Cross has low supplies? It just does not sound right to me.0 -
When you roll into a fast food joint for lunch on motorcycles. You get your food and can't find a place to sit, so you go to your bike, straddle it and eat your Big Mac. Then, you gather up your trash, dismount your bike and step towards the trash can. You realize you had lifted the kickstand and turn back towards your bike and watch it tip over. In front of 7 other guys you were riding with and, of course, everyone else at McDonalds.
Yep. That happened. 1974. Still get reminded of it occasionally.0 -
When you roll into a fast food joint for lunch on motorcycles. You get your food and can't find a place to sit, so you go to your bike, straddle it and eat your Big Mac. Then, you gather up your trash, dismount your bike and step towards the trash can. You realize you had lifted the kickstand and turn back towards your bike and watch it tip over. In front of 7 other guys you were riding with and, of course, everyone else at McDonalds.
Yep. That happened. 1974. Still get reminded of it occasionally.
wow that's tough..0 -
When you roll into a fast food joint for lunch on motorcycles. You get your food and can't find a place to sit, so you go to your bike, straddle it and eat your Big Mac. Then, you gather up your trash, dismount your bike and step towards the trash can. You realize you had lifted the kickstand and turn back towards your bike and watch it tip over. In front of 7 other guys you were riding with and, of course, everyone else at McDonalds.
Yep. That happened. 1974. Still get reminded of it occasionally.
wow that's tough..
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....when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you're stupid.0
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My husband, years before we met, liked this girl. Hadn't been out on a date or kissed or anything yet, but thought she was really cute. Went to her house, chillin' on the couch, looking through her family photo albums, and saw a familiar face....
"Hey, how do you know my grandma?"
"YOUR grandma? That's my grandma!"
Yep. Cousins.
Almost kissin' cousins. :noway:
Lol hasty exit! how can someone not know who their cousins are?0 -
When your boyfriend (now husband) tells you that his mom called him and said you left a pair of pants at her house the last time we visited. Funny, I don't remember losing pair of pants. Later, she hands them to you and realize they're your panties.
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When you're getting ready to go on a motorcycle ride - just sitting on your bike while your husband does last minute things inside the house. It would be a great idea, you think, to surprise DH by sitting on HIS bike like you're going to take off on it (because he has a Softail and you have a Sportster.) Gleefully you hop off your own bike...and realize, as it crashes to the ground, that you've forgotten to re-set the kickstand. DH then has to come help you pick your bike up before you can head out for the day. [I know there's a way to do it myself but can't quite set it upright on my own...think I better practice!]0
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Haha nice !0
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Classic...0
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When you run into your exwife after you have lost 100 pounds0
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When you're in grade six, and you accidentally flash the entire male half of the class. And one of them, trying to make you feel better, says "Oh don't worry, you don't have them yet, anyway."
Uh. Thanks. I'm gonna go die now.0 -
HairDynasty, here's your thread.0
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When you let one fly squeezing out that last rep.0
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....when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you're stupid.
Oh I so have that problem........and I am NOT being sarcastic now!0 -
When you're in a club and eye flirting with a handsome stranger across the room, and as you slowly go to take a seductive sip of your drink without breaking eye contact... your straw goes up your nose! Ah, young days :drinker:0
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