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    • Posts: 6,033 Member
      Why are there no pictures of boobs in here?
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      You get hotter every day.

      Is it hot in here? :flowerforyou:
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      I was a 40" chest and recently I was surprised to find I'm only 36 " my back has gone down too so just under is few inches less and gone down a few letters... so I guess they won't weigh as much as they did and might shrink further yet!
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      Why are there no pictures of boobs in here?


      Because..."they" are watching :smile:
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      Because..."they" are watching :smile:


      Bwahahahaa ^^This^^ :laugh:
    • Posts: 7,870 Member
      After reading a majority of the posts on this thread, a key difference between men and women is obvious - a woman with 14+ pound knockers wants them reduced / removed from the weight total, while many men would be jealous of 14+ pound "c**k and bullocks," back problems and weight totals be damned.

      separately on the question of penis weight, I would think total weight "credit" would depend on whether one is a "grower" or a "show-er"
      An accurate weight could only be taken then when that body part is fully... engorged, I suppose is the most diplomatic way to say it... so that the "grower" vs "shower" question could be taken out of the equation.

      ETA - perhaps assisting your significant other in weighing her boobs would help with that. Just a thought - you help her weigh to help you prepare yourself to weigh.
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      Bwahahahaa ^^This^^ :laugh:


      :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 358 Member
      its amazing what a post about boobs can turn into with the help of 100 people and 200 posts hahahahaha
    • Posts: 4,716 Member
      its amazing what a post about boobs can turn into with the help of 100 people and 200 posts hahahahaha

      Fire in a theater girl.

      Just be glad the puritans have stayed away.
    • Posts: 843 Member
      its amazing what a post about boobs can turn into with the help of 100 people and 200 posts hahahahaha


      You expected differently? :bigsmile:
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      Fire in a theater girl.

      Just be glad the puritans have stayed away.


      AMEN to that!!!
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      I definitely think you need to weigh each one separately for accuracy. Most sets are not identical.
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      noooo dont get me wrong... i knew it would be good conversation, i just didnt know it would be THIS good.
      hahahahaha
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      Dude, boobs are freaking heavy! It's like carrying two f*cking Irish babies on your chest. It's a good part of the reason us well-endowed ladies have back issues. If your c*ck and bollocks weighed at much, you'd be forced to walk like a retarded penguin.


      I want to be a retarded penguin. LMFAO
    • Posts: 7,870 Member
      HAHAHA! Ok, this is the funniest thread yet! The water displacement method is the most accurate way to weigh a boob. Fill a bowl (or bucket if you have mega boobs) to the brim with water... weigh the water and bucket (1Litre= 1Kg)... Place boob in the water... it will spill out of course (the water, not your boob) so you may want to do this in the garden (plus your neighbors will doubtless be curious and want to be your friend).. Ok, so now you have a wet boob and a bucket with less water.... re-weigh the water and bowl/bucket... subtract that eight from the full weight, and TATA!!! that is the weight of your boob... Multiply by 2, or repeat with your dry boob for more accuracy... There you have it. Your boobs. Awesome. Men, you may like to try this with your tackle, meat and potatoes, you get what I mean.... Go ahead people, try it out, it's perfectly normal right?
      Am I the only one that wants to try this now (not the garden part - my neighbors are slightly scuzzy - but the bowl and water thing)?
      More out of curiosity than anything else.
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      why put your scale on the bathroom counter and flop one puppy at a time on there...of course :wink:

      LOLOL !!! I'm gonna go give this a go haha !!!
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      I really don't think this would work for me. I always lose manhood weight first for some reason. Not that I'm complaining cuz its huge to begin with. Maybe it has something to do with water weight or something. Am I the only one that goes through this?

      Thought it was funny if I changed a word.


      OMG i AM ROFLMAO
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      Am I the only one that wants to try this now (not the garden part - my neighbors are slightly scuzzy - but the bowl and water thing)?
      More out of curiosity than anything else.

      Um, yes I do. Dammit, I don't have a scale at home and I'm pretty sure they frown on nudity at work.
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      LOL - Thanks for the laugh and I have to say I myself have often thought we should get credit for our boobs :laugh:
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      I am in stitches!! This is hilarious. But yet i too want to weigh my bad boys. Im sure mine are near 7lb mark, which is funny yet slightly depressing. Gotta do the bucket thing and pass it on to my big breasted friends for a giggle. I was going to reply to a "Im depressed thread" but this is picked me right up. Laugher is the best medicine. Thanks guys!!
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      Ok, I'm going to weigh mine when I get home! I'm sure my hubby will be happy to oblidge!
    • Posts: 2,399 Member
      There should be a breast cardio machine at the gym. Of course guys wouldn't be able to workout....
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      YOU GO GIRL...YOU ARE SO FUNNY
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      I approve of this message.


      I'm SHOCKED! :laugh:
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      There should be a breast cardio machine at the gym. Of course guys wouldn't be able to workout....

      ALL cardio is breast cardio when you have big girls!!! I can barely walk without them bouncing!
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      I want to be a retarded penguin. LMFAO

      LMboobsO!!!
    • Posts: 7,870 Member
      There should be a breast cardio machine at the gym. Of course guys wouldn't be able to workout....
      Like the elliptical, but the BOOBliptical? You set the girls on these pedestal things and make them go back and forth???
      I think more calories would be burned laughing than anything else.
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      LOL I love this!!! It shouldn't be counted against us!! I put my scale on top of my dining room table, sat down in the dining room chair and plopped my boobs up on the scale (worked great) now if I could only subtract the 10lbs they weigh!! :laugh:
    • Posts: 1,640 Member
      Priceless. This is so funny. I have to admit that I feel like weighing my girls though. I'm sure my husband will help.
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