BOOB WEIGHT!

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  • Ambamm77
    Ambamm77 Posts: 76
    This thread inspired me to weigh my nuts while I was out for lunch.

    The guy behind the counter at the deli was not amused.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Ephena
    Ephena Posts: 610 Member
    My girlfriends and I have often complained of boob weight. I might have to try weighing them when I get home tonight, wonder which one of my guy friends would be willing to help with the experiment?
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member

    Uhhh....OK. If it makes a difference to you then I say go for it. Just remember they are still attached.

    But they are SEXILIY attached.
    Let me put it this way, would you want your woman to lose her love handles? or her boobs?
    EXACTLY.
    Boobs should be exempt, because they are AWESOME!

    they are their own super power.
  • Z_I_L_L_A
    Z_I_L_L_A Posts: 2,399 Member
    I just thought of something, the number of women weighing their boobs today. Boob weighing sign counter 1024,1025,1026,1027...... Its an uprising against the tatas.:sad:
  • juleseybaby
    juleseybaby Posts: 712 Member
    :heart: this thread!

    Much needed laugh.

    And I WILL be checking this boob weight thing out tonight.

    I think we should start a 'boob registry'. This way we can determine if some boobs are more dense. Perhaps my G's don't weigh as much as someone else's G's or vice versa. :bigsmile:
  • For_the_Last_Time
    For_the_Last_Time Posts: 136 Member
    Now the big question.... Should a make a separate ticker for the boobs?
  • marnijojo
    marnijojo Posts: 235 Member
    :heart: this thread!

    Much needed laugh.

    And I WILL be checking this boob weight thing out tonight.

    I think we should start a 'boob registry'. This way we can determine if some boobs are more dense. Perhaps my G's don't weigh as much as someone else's G's or vice versa. :bigsmile:

    Yea, now I can justify reading this at work....This sounds like an interesting topic for a research grant, and since I AM a grant writer.....
  • juliapurpletoes
    juliapurpletoes Posts: 951 Member
    so I woke in the middle of the night couldn't sleep and read this LOL-LOL!

    This afternoon I did weigh me or them I should say with the hubbs help.....6 pounds.......but since they are implants I can really deduct them...right?.....afterall they are not really mine anyway!

    I'll go back and read the pages I've skipped to find out how we are treating the whole implant issue - and it better be nicely!
  • juleseybaby
    juleseybaby Posts: 712 Member
    I think we should start a 'boob registry'. This way we can determine if some boobs are more dense. Perhaps my G's don't weigh as much as someone else's G's or vice versa. :bigsmile:

    Yea, now I can justify reading this at work....This sounds like an interesting topic for a research grant, and since I AM a grant writer.....

    :laugh: SWEET! Whaddya need from us? Word or Excel? JPG or PNG on the pics? I am all for helping out with the research.
  • rebecca_florida
    rebecca_florida Posts: 184 Member
    The water displacement method is the most accurate way to weigh a boob. Fill a bowl (or bucket if you have mega boobs) to the brim with water... weigh the water and bucket (1Litre= 1Kg)... Place boob in the water... it will spill out of course (the water, not your boob) so you may want to do this in the garden (plus your neighbors will doubtless be curious and want to be your friend).. Ok, so now you have a wet boob and a bucket with less water.... re-weigh the water and bowl/bucket... subtract that eight from the full weight, and TATA!!! that is the weight of your boob...

    Ok, you got me. I was just silently chuckling to myself until I read this and let loose with an all-out guffaw! :laugh:
  • michelerich77
    michelerich77 Posts: 38 Member
    LOL my Boobs are too small to weight!! I think I would have to bring the scale to them!!! Im a PEAR.. small top, BIG BUM! lol..
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    LOL my Boobs are too small to weight!! I think I would have to bring the scale to them!!! Im a PEAR.. small top, BIG BUM! lol..


    Nothing wrong with a big bum, honey! :D
  • luvinmytwins
    luvinmytwins Posts: 12
    HAHAHA! Ok, this is the funniest thread yet! The water displacement method is the most accurate way to weigh a boob. Fill a bowl (or bucket if you have mega boobs) to the brim with water... weigh the water and bucket (1Litre= 1Kg)... Place boob in the water... it will spill out of course (the water, not your boob) so you may want to do this in the garden (plus your neighbors will doubtless be curious and want to be your friend).. Ok, so now you have a wet boob and a bucket with less water.... re-weigh the water and bowl/bucket... subtract that eight from the full weight, and TATA!!! that is the weight of your boob... Multiply by 2, or repeat with your dry boob for more accuracy... There you have it. Your boobs. Awesome. Men, you may like to try this with your tackle, meat and potatoes, you get what I mean.... Go ahead people, try it out, it's perfectly normal right?
    Am I the only one that wants to try this now (not the garden part - my neighbors are slightly scuzzy - but the bowl and water thing)?
    More out of curiosity than anything else.

    Um, yes I do. Dammit, I don't have a scale at home and I'm pretty sure they frown on nudity at work.

    So I decide to do this method, should the water be cold, warm or hot?
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    HAHAHA! Ok, this is the funniest thread yet! The water displacement method is the most accurate way to weigh a boob. Fill a bowl (or bucket if you have mega boobs) to the brim with water... weigh the water and bucket (1Litre= 1Kg)... Place boob in the water... it will spill out of course (the water, not your boob) so you may want to do this in the garden (plus your neighbors will doubtless be curious and want to be your friend).. Ok, so now you have a wet boob and a bucket with less water.... re-weigh the water and bowl/bucket... subtract that eight from the full weight, and TATA!!! that is the weight of your boob... Multiply by 2, or repeat with your dry boob for more accuracy... There you have it. Your boobs. Awesome. Men, you may like to try this with your tackle, meat and potatoes, you get what I mean.... Go ahead people, try it out, it's perfectly normal right?
    Am I the only one that wants to try this now (not the garden part - my neighbors are slightly scuzzy - but the bowl and water thing)?
    More out of curiosity than anything else.

    Um, yes I do. Dammit, I don't have a scale at home and I'm pretty sure they frown on nudity at work.

    So I decide to do this method, should the water be cold, warm or hot?

    I would go with warm! Cold...BRRRRRRR Hot....OUCH
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    I'll stand behind my Wife tonight and hold them but lift them one at a time to this song...


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWnmCu3U09w
  • PetitePerfection
    PetitePerfection Posts: 199 Member
    There should be a percentage of the 'BUTT' weight we can subtract as well.
    I mean, men like butts and men like boobs... so we should catch a break on both??

    ...is that too much to ASK!?
    Hair too! If I shaved my head I'd lose like 8lbs!!! Boobs butt and hair combined?! damn I'd be like100lbs!
  • enigrebua
    enigrebua Posts: 113 Member
    I bet my boobs only weigh a couple of pounds each...they're pretty average-sized.
  • DakotaKeogh
    DakotaKeogh Posts: 693 Member
    But, you didn't lose them. They're part of you and your weight.
  • xtinalovexo
    xtinalovexo Posts: 1,376 Member
    i would like to have mine weighed... i think i would lose a good 10lbs...
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    i just want to help someone with this. for science.
  • xtinalovexo
    xtinalovexo Posts: 1,376 Member
    i just want to help someone with this. for science.

    first we skate, then we make scientific experiments.
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    i just want to help someone with this. for science.

    first we skate, then we make scientific experiments.
    Deal! :drinker:
  • AliDarling
    AliDarling Posts: 373
    i wish mine weighed 9 lbs each lol
  • AlSalzman
    AlSalzman Posts: 296 Member
    Where's the balls thread?
    The forum Mod Squad would doom that thread from the jump.
  • BeautyFromPain
    BeautyFromPain Posts: 4,952 Member
    bump
  • munkeyfunk
    munkeyfunk Posts: 141 Member
    Where's the balls thread?
    The forum Mod Squad would doom that thread from the jump.
    lol
  • Betsiz17
    Betsiz17 Posts: 95 Member
    Thanks for the morning smile :glasses:
  • brutiful
    brutiful Posts: 12
    hilarious! i'm SO doing this when i get home tonight (i'm thinking the counter + scale method would be more accurate?)
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    Where's the balls thread?
    The forum Mod Squad would doom that thread from the jump.


    LOL You know it's true!
  • jennajava
    jennajava Posts: 2,176 Member
    Why are there no pictures of boobs in here?

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