Most Embarrassing Gym Moment...

bump - i am sitting in the front of the seminar i'm conducting trying not to laugh...

I will have to read this when i'm home from work!

My friend talked me into going to a spin class with her years ago. My legs were so weak after the class was over, I honest-to-goodness could NOT walk! I collapsed as soon as I got off the bike, had to scoot myself over to the wall, and had to sit on the floor through half of the yoga class before my legs would start cooperating again. Then my husband said I was walking like a cowboy for the next several days.

I get nosebleeds every so often just because it feels like having a bleeding moment. I also have an anomaly where my tear ducts and sinuses are fused; I can squirt milk from my eyes, blow bubbles with them under water... and with nosebleeds, I end up with my right eye full of blood sometimes.

I was running on the treadmill when my nosebleed started, so I cut it short (not touching anything) and went to the locker room. The locker room was closed for cleaning, signs up and all, but that's where the bathroom was and I need paper towels. There was a janitor and a gym attendant inside, both males, who had both seen me on the treadmill just prior to the nosebleed. BOTH of them asked me individually if I'd fallen on the treadmill and faceplanted. Neither of them looked like they believed my explanation. I've since seen the gym attendant gesturing toward me to other employees when I'm on the treadmill. Pretty sure if I had a friend go ask about the "bloody faceplant girl" they'd point right at me. :P

I was on the ellip machine and talking to the three people with me about the Giants game in the background. I was totally feeling kind of awesome because I usually don't talk at all at the gym.

And then I burped. Like a giant man burp. Like one of those burps you see on tv and think must be fake.

The dude next to me yelled "Holy *kitten* that was loud"

Rotfl!!!!!!!!

i tripped and fell on a treadmill, sprinting, and hit it, and it immediately shot me off the back into the wall.....................

I want to read them all later!!!'

It should be the funniest topic in MFP!

In yoga in College we were doing the "Snail" position I believe it is called where you put your legs up in the air with all of your weight on your shoulders and then roll your legs over your head to touch the floor above your head. I farted and immediately I went out of position and a girl asked if that was me. I said no.. lol I have never done that position in public since then!!

There are a few "falling off treadmill" ones on here but here's mine.

I was running on the treadmill and turned to fix my ipod, I lost my footing which made me fall in 3 stages
1. knees hit tredmill
2. elbows and face hit treadmill
3. whole body hits the floor right by where the beefcakes are lifting the super heavy weights

One beefcake did the whole umpire thing and yelled "she's good"
I still had marks on my knees for my beach wedding 2 months later....had to edit the photos cause my dress was short

The great thing is that you returned...dedication!!

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i need this in my topics for those days I need a good laugh! Thanks guys for all your stories.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4XFDweEgeU&feature=related

Bump? New to this but hoping it wil now save! Ok.. Aqua aerobics class, didnt realise y evry1 was giggling til half hour later 1 of my 'friends' tells me to look down. Needless 2 say, il neva b sporting a bikini again in my local pool. :$

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Nothing super embarrassing....yet. Had a close call last week though.

All you mamas know that after you have a baby, bladder control changes...A LOT. Code red comes out of nowhere, and you better be quick!
I was jogging on the treadmill, and about two thirds through my run, I realized I had to GO. I figured that I could hold it another five minutes, and finished my run. Well, as soon as I hit stop, my bladder wanted to hit GO, so I had to do this weird sashay pee-pee walk to the bathroom while trying NOT to grab my crotch and run! Im sure a few people saw my goofy display.

I guess its a good thing im married and not on the market, or id be really embarrassed that a couple cute guys and the hot trainer at the gym witnessed that. :grumble: