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Operation man dime!

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  • I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at."
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    I'm a wizard " "Then
    prove it " "Sorry I cant, no magic
    outside Hogwarts
  • Its not an awkward phase. Your daughter is just ugly."
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    Mash up oreos in plant
    pot. Eat in public.
  • "HEY COME HERE ITS IMPORTANT!!" "what?" "Can you turn my light off?""
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    What concert cost 45
    cents? 50 cent featuring Nickleback
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    "HEY COME HERE ITS IMPORTANT!!" "what?" "Can you turn my light off?""

    Okay let me get and go through the internets to find youuuuu. Derp
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    Found out today your
    suppost to urinate on a jellyfish
    sting, not a jelly stain. Sorry lady at
    waffle house... just trying to help.
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    RIP dense water vapor,
    you'll always be mist
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    "If you don't have
    anything nice to say don't say it at
    all" Mimes must be the most hateful
    people on earth then.
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    dont drink and drive.
    you may hit a bump and spill your
    drink
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    Found out today your
    suppost to urinate on a jellyfish
    sting, not a jelly stain. Sorry lady at
    waffle house... just trying to help.

    LMFAO!!!:laugh:
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    You offer someone a
    sincere compliment on their
    mustache and suddenly she's not
    your friend anymore
  • B I t c h Im fabulous
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    Ghetto Word Of The Day:
    Obama - I can eat a whole bag of
    chips Obama self.
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    AAAAH A COCKROACH!
    me: calm down it's only a roach..
    *roach opens wings* me: HOLY
    MOTHER OF GOD
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    LOL...thanks
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    Dats wiggty wiggty whack! Fo sho!
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    Sharks aren't the bad
    guys. If some stranger entered my
    house in just a Speedo, I would
    probably attack him too.
    totally !!!!
  • I should start a band
    called "Free Beer" because when
    people see a sign that says "Free
    Beer Tomorrow @ 9PM" everyone is
    going to be there.


    We actually had a band in our region called Free Beer several years ago. Great way to advertise.
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    :noway: OMG :laugh: They are all so funny.:smokin:
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    Why do women have smaller feet?
    So they can get closer to the kitchen sink.
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    Why does the bride wear white? So the dishwasher matches the stove and fridge.
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    It does... it really just does.
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    My girlfriend just texted
    me saying, "I want you to get me all
    wet when I get home ;)" So I got 15
    water balloons ready...
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    If swimming is such a
    good way to stay in shape, explain
    whales.
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    If swimming is such a
    good way to stay in shape, explain
    whales.

    lmfao!:laugh: :bigsmile:
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    Cum on guys. Gay jokes arent funny!
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