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    Operation man dime!

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    • Posts: 11
      I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at."
    • Posts: 711 Member
      I'm a wizard " "Then
      prove it " "Sorry I cant, no magic
      outside Hogwarts
    • Posts: 11
      Its not an awkward phase. Your daughter is just ugly."
    • Posts: 711 Member
      Mash up oreos in plant
      pot. Eat in public.
    • Posts: 11
      "HEY COME HERE ITS IMPORTANT!!" "what?" "Can you turn my light off?""
    • Posts: 711 Member
      What concert cost 45
      cents? 50 cent featuring Nickleback
    • Posts: 711 Member
      "HEY COME HERE ITS IMPORTANT!!" "what?" "Can you turn my light off?""

      Okay let me get and go through the internets to find youuuuu. Derp
    • Posts: 1,307 Member
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    • Posts: 711 Member
      Found out today your
      suppost to urinate on a jellyfish
      sting, not a jelly stain. Sorry lady at
      waffle house... just trying to help.
    • Posts: 711 Member
      RIP dense water vapor,
      you'll always be mist
    • Posts: 711 Member
      "If you don't have
      anything nice to say don't say it at
      all" Mimes must be the most hateful
      people on earth then.
    • Posts: 711 Member
      dont drink and drive.
      you may hit a bump and spill your
      drink
    • Posts: 804 Member
      Found out today your
      suppost to urinate on a jellyfish
      sting, not a jelly stain. Sorry lady at
      waffle house... just trying to help.

      LMFAO!!!:laugh:
    • Posts: 711 Member
      You offer someone a
      sincere compliment on their
      mustache and suddenly she's not
      your friend anymore
    • Posts: 11
      B I t c h Im fabulous
    • Posts: 711 Member
      Ghetto Word Of The Day:
      Obama - I can eat a whole bag of
      chips Obama self.
    • Posts: 711 Member
      AAAAH A COCKROACH!
      me: calm down it's only a roach..
      *roach opens wings* me: HOLY
      MOTHER OF GOD
    • Posts: 164 Member
      LOL...thanks
    • Posts: 711 Member
      Dats wiggty wiggty whack! Fo sho!
    • Posts: 75 Member
      Sharks aren't the bad
      guys. If some stranger entered my
      house in just a Speedo, I would
      probably attack him too.
      totally !!!!
    • Posts: 72
      I should start a band
      called "Free Beer" because when
      people see a sign that says "Free
      Beer Tomorrow @ 9PM" everyone is
      going to be there.


      We actually had a band in our region called Free Beer several years ago. Great way to advertise.
    • Posts: 145 Member
      :noway: OMG :laugh: They are all so funny.:smokin:
    • Posts: 11,788 Member
      Why do women have smaller feet?
      So they can get closer to the kitchen sink.
    • Posts: 2,876 Member
      Why does the bride wear white? So the dishwasher matches the stove and fridge.
    • Posts: 2,317 Member
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      It does... it really just does.
    • Posts: 711 Member
      My girlfriend just texted
      me saying, "I want you to get me all
      wet when I get home ;)" So I got 15
      water balloons ready...
    • Posts: 711 Member
      If swimming is such a
      good way to stay in shape, explain
      whales.
    • Posts: 804 Member
      If swimming is such a
      good way to stay in shape, explain
      whales.

      lmfao!:laugh: :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 711 Member
      Cum on guys. Gay jokes arent funny!
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