Not what you thought it was............
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Loving the replies so far.
For years I thought Madonna was singing When you see her, say a prayer and kiss your *kitten* goodbye. I'm British, and was shocked at the BBC for playing it on the radio. Doh :blushing:0 -
Tea Bagging....
When I was a pre-teen, tea-bagging was a caffeine rush derived by sucking on tea-bags, and then jumping around with a slight high. Fast forward 30 years.
I saw some tea-bags dumped in the trash, and my son, aged 15, had a sleep-over with several of his friends. My wife had dumped those tea-bags, but I didn't know that. I jokingly said "I see you guys were tea-bagging - eh?"
They all looked at me wide-eyed, embarrassed. I continued...
"Oh come on! I used to do that with my friends years ago" - and so the conversation went.
I left it at a that, and it was not until later that night at a party that somebody advised me of my mistake.
I WAS APPALLED!
OMG, I spit out my tea! THAT is a RIOT!0 -
"Lay Down Sally" was "Way Down South" to me for a while.0
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My brother in law was told from a very young age that pork rinds were actually called Piggy Poofs. I think it's fitting though. Tee hee.0
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My husband thought the line in "Oh Holy Night" was "round, young virgin". We have laughed about that every year. He is not the only person who thinks this apparently. LOL!
Well I just learned something knew, that's what I thought too! =P0 -
My husband thought the line in "Oh Holy Night" was "round, young virgin". We have laughed about that every year. He is not the only person who thinks this apparently. LOL!
is that not what it is?!0 -
Tea Bagging....
When I was a pre-teen, tea-bagging was a caffeine rush derived by sucking on tea-bags, and then jumping around with a slight high. Fast forward 30 years.
I saw some tea-bags dumped in the trash, and my son, aged 15, had a sleep-over with several of his friends. My wife had dumped those tea-bags, but I didn't know that. I jokingly said "I see you guys were tea-bagging - eh?"
They all looked at me wide-eyed, embarrassed. I continued...
"Oh come on! I used to do that with my friends years ago" - and so the conversation went.
I left it at a that, and it was not until later that night at a party that somebody advised me of my mistake.
I WAS APPALLED!
This. Is. Amazing.0 -
My husband would sing 2Pacs California love. " California, No doubt about it' Instead of California, knows how to party.
He was so embarrassed when I pointed it out.., LOL0 -
I thought the expression was "for all intensive purposes" instead of "for all intents and purposes" until just a few years ago! And then I just about DIED of laughter when, on 30 Rock a couple weeks ago, there was a line of "idiots" picketing outside and Denise Richards was standing in it and she said "for all intensive purposes!" with a proud jut of her chin!
^ Me too!!!0 -
Tea Bagging....
When I was a pre-teen, tea-bagging was a caffeine rush derived by sucking on tea-bags, and then jumping around with a slight high. Fast forward 30 years.
I saw some tea-bags dumped in the trash, and my son, aged 15, had a sleep-over with several of his friends. My wife had dumped those tea-bags, but I didn't know that. I jokingly said "I see you guys were tea-bagging - eh?"
They all looked at me wide-eyed, embarrassed. I continued...
"Oh come on! I used to do that with my friends years ago" - and so the conversation went.
I left it at a that, and it was not until later that night at a party that somebody advised me of my mistake.
I WAS APPALLED!
OMG I SO HAD TO LAUGH AT THIS.... my boyfriend uses this term all the time, unfortunatly we work togther and i have to hear his potty mouth in the warehouse, lol love it0 -
Take me down to the" very last city" where the grass is green and the girls are pretty....
...Aren't those the lyrics?
My question, too!!!!!!0 -
Tea Bagging....
When I was a pre-teen, tea-bagging was a caffeine rush derived by sucking on tea-bags, and then jumping around with a slight high. Fast forward 30 years.
I saw some tea-bags dumped in the trash, and my son, aged 15, had a sleep-over with several of his friends. My wife had dumped those tea-bags, but I didn't know that. I jokingly said "I see you guys were tea-bagging - eh?"
They all looked at me wide-eyed, embarrassed. I continued...
"Oh come on! I used to do that with my friends years ago" - and so the conversation went.
I left it at a that, and it was not until later that night at a party that somebody advised me of my mistake.
I WAS APPALLED!
OMG!!! I almost peed myself!!
Actually laughed out loud at "Daddy Tea Bag" ... I'm sorry0 -
Take me down to the" very last city" where the grass is green and the girls are pretty....
...Aren't those the lyrics?
My question, too!!!!!!
pretty sure it's paradise city0 -
My husband thought the line in "Oh Holy Night" was "round, young virgin". We have laughed about that every year. He is not the only person who thinks this apparently. LOL!
is that not what it is?!
. Silent night! Holy night!
All is calm, all is bright,
Round yon Virgin Mother and Child!
Holy Infant, so tender and mild,
Sleep in heavenly peace!
Sleep in heavenly peace!0 -
Tea Bagging. Funniest. Story. EVER!
people at work think I'm crazy for laughing uncontrollably for seemingly no reason.
Going through this thread, I'm laughing uncontrollably at work. One of the VPs just walked past and shook his head. :laugh:0 -
Is it just me, or does Elton John's "Tiny Dancer" sound like "Hold me closer, Tony Danza!" ?? :laugh:
Also, when I was really young, my grandma would fix her cracked fingernails with super glue. But she called it her "nail glue". So, for years, I thought there was a special glue for your fingernails. It wasn't until I was in my 20's that my mom told me it was super glue! lol Silly grammy!0 -
My husband thought the line in "Oh Holy Night" was "round, young virgin". We have laughed about that every year. He is not the only person who thinks this apparently. LOL!
Well I just learned something knew, that's what I thought too! =P
This past Christmas my mother and I were talking about the lyrics to 'Silent Night' too!! LOL
She thought it was round young virgin too! LOL It's actually YON, not young...lol0 -
Tea Bagging....
When I was a pre-teen, tea-bagging was a caffeine rush derived by sucking on tea-bags, and then jumping around with a slight high. Fast forward 30 years.
I saw some tea-bags dumped in the trash, and my son, aged 15, had a sleep-over with several of his friends. My wife had dumped those tea-bags, but I didn't know that. I jokingly said "I see you guys were tea-bagging - eh?"
They all looked at me wide-eyed, embarrassed. I continued...
"Oh come on! I used to do that with my friends years ago" - and so the conversation went.
I left it at a that, and it was not until later that night at a party that somebody advised me of my mistake.
I WAS APPALLED!
OMG!!! I almost peed myself!!
Actually laughed out loud at "Daddy Tea Bag" ... I'm sorry
I almost just died reading this! haha0 -
My husband thought the line in "Oh Holy Night" was "round, young virgin". We have laughed about that every year. He is not the only person who thinks this apparently. LOL!
Well I just learned something knew, that's what I thought too! =P
This past Christmas my mother and I were talking about the lyrics to 'Silent Night' too!! LOL
She thought it was round young virgin too! LOL It's actually YON, not young...lol
Round YOUNG virgin makes more sense lol0 -
Tea Bagging....
When I was a pre-teen, tea-bagging was a caffeine rush derived by sucking on tea-bags, and then jumping around with a slight high. Fast forward 30 years.
I saw some tea-bags dumped in the trash, and my son, aged 15, had a sleep-over with several of his friends. My wife had dumped those tea-bags, but I didn't know that. I jokingly said "I see you guys were tea-bagging - eh?"
They all looked at me wide-eyed, embarrassed. I continued...
"Oh come on! I used to do that with my friends years ago" - and so the conversation went.
I left it at a that, and it was not until later that night at a party that somebody advised me of my mistake.
I WAS APPALLED!
Oh my goodness, thank you for sharing! This gave my co-workers and I a few much needed, whole hearted belly laughs. Thanks for brightening our day just a bit0
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