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  • XXXMinnieXXX
    XXXMinnieXXX Posts: 3,459 Member
    Dear drunken partner,

    Why do you have to drink your own body weight in vodka, every weekend and keep me awake all weekend with your snoring? If I didn't love you so much I'd strangle you...

    Your exhausted fiance.
  • XXXMinnieXXX
    XXXMinnieXXX Posts: 3,459 Member
    Dear boyfriend:

    I am sad you are away, and I miss you. I understand that you are coming back with your father in tow and would like for the house to be tidy. That being said, you could have helped a little before you left. And as much as I love your homebrewing hobby, I do not love the huge cache of beer bottles that really need to find a more permanent storage place. The house will be spotless and organized when you get back, so let's work on keeping it that way, shall we?

    Your loving girlfriend who is tired of being the only one who ever cleans(except the bathroom. I admit you always clean that)

    This times 1000! My husband brews and his stuff is EVERYWHERE. Drives. me. insane.
    My partner brews too, and has 400 bottles lying around as we'll as all the kit and barells of brew. Grrrr x
  • XXXMinnieXXX
    XXXMinnieXXX Posts: 3,459 Member
    Hey zara! (That's me):

    I know things are tough right now but kick yourself up the *kitten* and get back on track! Your only hurting youself in the long run! This binging is stupid! You freaking idiot! Ha ha.

    Zara,

    Today IS a new start x
    love this one.. ditto to me too.. : )
    Aw good stuff xxx
  • lmalaschak
    lmalaschak Posts: 346 Member
    Dear 16yr old Son,

    I have been using MFP for 210 days and have never missed a log-in. I know how to track my calories, some would say religiously. I have a qualification in Holistic Therapies (including nutrition). I have been using the gym for many months now. I know how to use most of the equipment and am more than aware of what I am, or am not, capable of.

    Since your trial membership at the gym began last week, you have obviously learned more than I did in ten years. I now bow to your superior knowledge of everything in the world of fitness and nutrition.

    Sarcastically,

    Your Mother.

    Dear MumofSeven,
    I love you. I will be you in ten years. I hope my sense of humor stays intact as yours has.
    Love, leann :)
  • firesoforion
    firesoforion Posts: 1,017 Member
    Dear me,

    Kick it into gear! You have a lot to get done, step up the motivation. Please. Well done on going two miles today, but where's the writing you needed to get done? You sit and daydream about stuff, success, job, independence, love... happening while you should be making those things happen. Come on. Time to get up and do some stuff.

    Sincerely,
    me.
  • chevy88grl
    chevy88grl Posts: 3,937 Member
    Dear 9 month old puppy,

    Please stop walking over to me and pretending to want attention ... when in reality you just want to fart next to me and then walk away as to not contaminate the couch in the living room where you have spent the entire day sleeping.


    Love with watery eyes and wishing she had a gas mask,


    Your human mom.
  • anabell31
    anabell31 Posts: 268
    Dear ex-boyfriend,

    Just in case nobody explained it to you, having a girlfriend requires more than asking her out and changing your facebook status to "in a relationship". So stop complaining about "needing a woman in your life" when this one was more than willing to be there even if you left our dates early to go play Dungeons and Dragons.

    Sincerely,
    You're gonna miss this
  • StacyX582
    StacyX582 Posts: 30
    Dear Mom,

    Thanks for taking this weight loss/eating healthier lifestyle change journey with me. You've always been the most supportive person even at my heaviest, and you're my biggest fan now that I'm finally losing weight (and I'm yours!). I can't wait to see the healthy people we become this year. We're going to dominate Las Vegas real estate and look fabulous doing it.

    And yes, I can't wait to eat that reward pizza with you tomorrow for the superbowl, even though I'll be in the gym all day on Monday working it back off.

    Love, your daughter :heart:
  • Superbritt2drescu
    Superbritt2drescu Posts: 273 Member
    Dear gym gawker guy,

    Yes I saw you come in the treadmill room doorway and watch my *kitten* as I ran today. After all the room is covered in mirrors. Yes I know my pants are a little tight. I appreciate that you took time of your day to enjoy the view. I'm even more impressed that when I turned and stared back you just smiled and kept watching. However for future reference, yes I am busy. And tell this to your buddy that you sent in to run on the treadmill beside me for five whole minutes, I don't talk while I run, and coming to stand by him will not encourage me to do anything more than smile. If you like the view, I will be back on Tuesday. And no, I still won't chat it up with you then either, Im a little busy running.

    Sincerely,
    Happily married mom :)
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  • skarr28
    skarr28 Posts: 98
    Dear co-worker with the tendency to go into frenemy-zone with anyone,

    I've been in this industry for 6 years. I know my s**t. I got this. Blaming "the new people (me)" for your laziness and mistakes isn't working as planned. My hard work, work ethic, and positive attitude is getting me noticed and paying off. So jump on board already, work with me, and let's be friends. :flowerforyou:


    Dear guy at work with the penchant for spontaneously breaking out into song at random moments,

    Notice me already. Thanks.

    Skarr
  • sunnmuun
    sunnmuun Posts: 76 Member
    Dear Mom,
    So glad you stayed with me while recovering from surgery. BTW, that noise you heard "outside" that night? That was me not following the "no sex while family members in the house" rule.
    Glad you're better.

    Love, Me
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    Dear Me,
    STOP GOING OVER!
  • drowninginatowel
    drowninginatowel Posts: 19
    Dear Food,

    I love you :blushing:


    Love Always,
    Drowning_in_a_towel



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  • trishoida
    trishoida Posts: 95
    Dear some of Fiance (Nick)'s friends,

    You not only make it uncomfortable for me, but Nick as well, when you ignore when I initiate conversations, times we can get together, etc. With your inappropriate language and rude behavior you are only isolated yourselves more from us. I refuse to be the reason that Nick doesn't hang out with you. Nick doesn't hang out with you because of your behavior. He's upset because you call him a '*kitten*' when he can't make it out when he's working. You nag and nag. He stresses that he has to work more than ever to pay for our wedding in June. Then you make a sarcastic remark, WE all got to work and pay bills, knowing that I have been unemployed for quite awhile. I use to try to befriend you. I put an effort forward but there is no use anymore. All of my friends have been more than welcoming towards Nick and I wish that you would be the same. It's unfortunate but we're lucky, that we have the friends that we do, and that we don't have to deal with you.

    If you find your manners, please feel free to stop by anytime.

    Trish
  • mrskesler
    mrskesler Posts: 73 Member
    Dear MPF friends:

    You are trying to "lose" weight, not "loose" weight.

    Best regards,
    Jim


    God forbid someone makes a spelling mistake on your watch huh? Troll.

    I'm with Jim on this one... It drives me nuts
  • lwalters5
    lwalters5 Posts: 37 Member
    Dear skinny siblings and my father,

    I'm so glad that every time I go to have a meal you guys are there with all of your bread, ice cream, cheese, chips, and any other thing I have. I'm glad that you all think it is so hilarious that I can't eat any of that stuff. I'm glad that it is your goal in life to buy my favourite fattening foods to parade in front of me. I bet it is going to feel really good when it all goes bad too. Because I still haven't eaten any of it, have I?

    Love, the daughter that didn't get the good metabolism


    Dear best friends in Chicago,
    I love and miss you guys. I really appreciate all of your support. One day I'll be hot enough to want to go out with you guys again without making awkward comments about how fat I am.

    Love, me.

    Dear sister who is using MFP for school,
    One meal a day is not going to work. Running 10 minutes once a week does not constitute working out hard. Your nutrition prof will not be impressed.

    Love, the sister who knows her ****.



    Love this thread also.
  • crazybeautifulkittie
    crazybeautifulkittie Posts: 86 Member
    Dear,
    Supposed "friends" always counting on me to pay for your dinner or mouching off of me. That's not cool. Yes I like to be nice and I know I have a job. But being petty about who ate what and how much is so high school. The recession hits everyone and just because I do not complain does not make me wealthy. I don't complain because I'm too freaking tired all the time from working Time to hit the control alt delete button on you.
    Good luck. - Me

    Dear Ladies (and gentleman) with self esteem issues,
    We all have them. Look yourself in the mirror tonight and instead of focusing on what's not so up to your standards, tell yourself "Hey Good-looking". And yes, its hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. But kick self-doubt out and welcome in some self-esteem. Because of regardless of what we change about ourselves or what's going on around us, confidence is always in style.
    XOXO- Me
  • ummlovelovesyou
    ummlovelovesyou Posts: 1,024 Member
    Dear Best Friend,

    I love you no matter what, but you are the one who wanted to get your boobs done. So when you want to run with me and complain that it hurts, what else do you expect me to say other than "I told ya so."

    Sincerely,

    Olivia
  • azlady7
    azlady7 Posts: 471 Member
    dear teenage stepdaughters,

    Sorry I am eons older than you, twice (and maybe even 3) times your sizes and can still whoop your lazy butts in Just Dance 1,2, and 3, as well as any aerobic workout we put on :) Being old doesnt mean archaic nor rythmically challenged but I do appreciate the self esteem boost when your weezing next to me and wondering what it will take to make me stop.

    Love,

    Your evil stepmom :)
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
    Dear fat...
    If you're not going to vacate my hips, into my boobs then GTFO!

    Dearest boyfriend...
    I love you with all my heart, but for the love of all that's holy make me feel sexy and touch me every once in a while. I work full time, I cook fabulous meals, I clean and wash your laundry...try a little tenderness, man!

    Dear Me...
    One of these days, you're going to realize that there's more to life than being in a house alone, but with someone at the same time. That you don't have to take your partner's weekend drunkfests/partying by himself any longer. I know you're tired of seeing him kill himself slowly with alcohol and smokes. Eventually, you're going to want a family, to get married and have kids. Please make sure you take care of yourself for a change before the aformentioned things happen.

    Love always,
    Leata
  • cekeys
    cekeys Posts: 397 Member
    Dear new MFP members with less than 3 posts.

    Being hungry during the day does not mean you've entered "starvation mode." Tummy growls are normal.

    That is all.

    -Chris
  • Miss♥Ivi
    Miss♥Ivi Posts: 461
    Dear Taco Bell,

    You're unbelievably horrible for me. It's been a month and a half now and I know you're probably wondering where I've been. I know you miss me; always snuggling up next to you after a long night of binge drinking and partying. You were always open for me. While my taste buds will always appreciate your long steady commitment, my mid-section does not feel the same. It'll be a long time before you and I will meet again but please try to understand. It's something I must do!

    My sincerest apologies,

    #6 Steak, No tomatoes and a raspberry tea lover <3
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Dear Almost Teenage Daughter,

    Please stop being so demanding and mean. You know I am on my own and your dad doesn't help me much and I struggle for everything we have. I'm really sorry that you didn't have milk for your cereal this morning, but you didn't have to lash out at me about it. I will pick up some milk on my way home tonight...

    P.S. I wish I had said this to you this morning instead of yelling back at you. :cry:
  • 1WorkoutAtATime
    1WorkoutAtATime Posts: 719
    Dear Shaun T,

    What does the T stand for ? What are you hiding? Everyone else uses there name (ex;Jillian Micheals)..lol


    Thanx
  • JAM7791
    JAM7791 Posts: 47 Member
    Dear coworker who called me thunder thighs last week- I just watched you shovel ramen noodles in your mouth at rapid speed, while I ate my deliciously healthy yogurt. How's your dress fitting today? Ps- you have some broth on your chin.
  • landay
    landay Posts: 43 Member
    Dear house -

    Please, for once, clean yourself.
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
    Dear 72 year old man I am opening an account for,

    My eyes are up here. And they are quite beautiful.

    Many thanks,

    Morgan
  • Miss♥Ivi
    Miss♥Ivi Posts: 461
    Dear house -

    Please, for once, clean yourself.


    YES!!
  • bergsangel
    bergsangel Posts: 131
    Dear my son's teacher (bad grammar),

    I would appreciate in the future if you would refuse to let children with pink eye stay at school. I am on my 3rd day off and my baby just contracted it from her Kindergarten brother. Also, since we are both teachers, I was wondering if you wanted to gift me some of your sick leave now to make up for it. See, I know your kids are grown, but I have 3 school-aged children and will definitely now run out before the end of the year!


    Dear all girls with 6 packs (0r whatever),

    Unless you have had 3 babies, please do not tell me how I too can have a six pack. Even though I am thinner than before I was pregnant, all this skin is mine unless I pay to have it chopped. P.S. Can u come watch my kids while I recover? F U!!
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