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  • dkell
    dkell Posts: 408 Member
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    Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives.

    "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" .

    "Well ... not exactly." his friend replied, "She's more into the trick dog aspect of it."

    "Oh, I see, kinky, huh?"

    "Well ... not exactly ... I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."
  • quinnybear
    quinnybear Posts: 243
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    a man on vacation in ireland walks into a bar one evening. he sits next to an older gentleman who is also sitting alone. after a few minutes the old man looks to him and asks, "you see the dock over there?" "yes," he replied. "i built that dock with my own two hands! but you think they call me 'mcgreggor the dock builder?'"

    a few minutes later the old man asks, "you see that ship over there?" "yes," he again replied. "well i built that ship with my own two hands! but you think they call me 'mcgreggor the ship builder?'"

    then a few minutes later the old man asks, "you see this bar we're sitting at?" getting a little annoyed, the man again replies, "yes." "well i built this bar with my own two hands! but you think they call me 'mcgreggor the bar builder?'"

    the old man then says... "but you f**k one goat!"
  • shutterbug4674
    shutterbug4674 Posts: 3,690 Member
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    LMAO! :laugh:
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
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    Too funny, just had to pass it on!

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  • shutterbug4674
    shutterbug4674 Posts: 3,690 Member
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    Love the Troll Away! :laugh:
  • icandoallthings
    icandoallthings Posts: 1,212 Member
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    LOL!! "Love the Troll Away" - that's hilare! :laugh:

    Yay - thank goodness for "Troll Spray"! :happy:
    It really works!
    Let's make sure to keep it handy for any more
    yicky trolls that are lurking about.

    Yesterday was definitely disturbing. :sick:
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
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    Weather warning........
    you walk out the door in the morning and see this in the sky......

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    .......just go back inside, have another cup of coffee, and stay home. It's NOT going to be a good day.

    darn pic did not work!

    a pic of the clouds flipping you off in a cloud formation!
  • shutterbug4674
    shutterbug4674 Posts: 3,690 Member
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    :flowerforyou:
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
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    Daddy, how was I born?


    A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

    The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:


    Scroll down...You'll love this ....



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    'You got Male!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • ChaChaMommy
    ChaChaMommy Posts: 56
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    Here's a "sweet" potato joke:

    Potatoes
    >
    >
    >>Well, A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and
    >>finally they got
    >>married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.'
    >>Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.
    >>When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.
    >>They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get
    >>accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot
    >>Potato,' and end up with a bunch of
    >>Tater Tots.
    >>
    >>Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and Make a rotten
    >>potato out of her!
    >>But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato
    >>either.
    >>She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her shoestring
    >>cousins.
    >>
    >>When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for
    >>the hard-boiled guys from Ireland. and the Greasy guys from France
    >>called the French Fries. And when she went
    >>out west, to watch out for the
    >>Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.
    >>Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate
    >>with those high class Yukon Golds,
    >>or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on
    >>all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'
    >>Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to! Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University ) so
    >>that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips.
    >>But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced
    >>she was going to marry Tom Brokaw..
    >>Tom Brokaw! Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.
    >>
    >>They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw Because he's
    >>just........
    >>Are you ready for this?
    >>Are you sure?
    >>*
    >>*
    >>OK! Here it is!
    >>* *
    >>* *
    >>A COMMONTATER
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
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    cute! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • totallytasha
    totallytasha Posts: 134 Member
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    What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?



    The survivors were all MAROONED!

    Ba dum chh!
  • omid990
    omid990 Posts: 785 Member
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    my 6-year-old niece told me this one. i think its so cute!

    How do you get pikachu on the bus?

    You Pokemon (poke 'em on)

    tee hee lame i know but still makes me smile.
  • fitgal411
    fitgal411 Posts: 668
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    LOL!! "Love the Troll Away" - that's hilare! :laugh:

    Yay - thank goodness for "Troll Spray"! :happy:
    It really works!
    Let's make sure to keep it handy for any more
    yicky trolls that are lurking about.

    Yesterday was definitely disturbing. :sick:

    I am so out of the loop! What happened yesterday on here? Does it have to do with that KingofPop guy?
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
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    LOL!! "Love the Troll Away" - that's hilare! :laugh:

    Yay - thank goodness for "Troll Spray"! :happy:
    It really works!
    Let's make sure to keep it handy for any more
    yicky trolls that are lurking about.

    Yesterday was definitely disturbing. :sick:

    I am so out of the loop! What happened yesterday on here? Does it have to do with that KingofPop guy?


    yeah you could say that! A banned member coming back to raise bad vibes.
  • shutterbug4674
    shutterbug4674 Posts: 3,690 Member
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    He gave new meaning to the term TROLL! :huh:
  • magglett
    magglett Posts: 2,000
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    Dang ... I couldn't get through all of these on my lunch hour ... I gotta get back to work ... dang work always getting in the way. Oh well ...

    BUMPITY BUMP BUMP
  • GTOgirl1969
    GTOgirl1969 Posts: 2,527 Member
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    He gave new meaning to the term TROLL! :huh:


    Yeah, I'd call him a *kitten* but a *kitten* actually has a function.
  • magglett
    magglett Posts: 2,000
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    Back to silly jokes ...

    Two blonds were sitting on a bench in Niagara Falls, Ontario when one turned to the other and asked "Which do you think is closer ... Florida or the moon?" and the second blond replied "Well duh! You can see the moon from here"
  • shutterbug4674
    shutterbug4674 Posts: 3,690 Member
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    Back to silly jokes ...

    Two blonds were sitting on a bench in Niagara Falls, Ontario when one turned to the other and asked "Which do you think is closer ... Florida or the moon?" and the second blond replied "Well duh! You can see the moon from here"


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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