Not what you thought it was............

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  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    my daughter listens to a song called "Godspeed" every night at bedtime...when she sings along she says "God Peed"...
  • BlondeToast
    BlondeToast Posts: 38
    Tea Bagging....
    When I was a pre-teen, tea-bagging was a caffeine rush derived by sucking on tea-bags, and then jumping around with a slight high. Fast forward 30 years.

    I saw some tea-bags dumped in the trash, and my son, aged 15, had a sleep-over with several of his friends. My wife had dumped those tea-bags, but I didn't know that. I jokingly said "I see you guys were tea-bagging - eh?"

    They all looked at me wide-eyed, embarrassed. I continued...
    "Oh come on! I used to do that with my friends years ago" - and so the conversation went.
    I left it at a that, and it was not until later that night at a party that somebody advised me of my mistake.

    I WAS APPALLED!

    Ahhhh hhaaa that is sooooo funny!!
  • marhattap
    marhattap Posts: 149 Member
    Hell in a ham basket... turns out, its HAND basket. Who knew.
  • skylark94
    skylark94 Posts: 2,036 Member
    When I was young I thought the lyric to the Johnny Rivers song, "Secret Agent Man" was actually "secret asian man". In my defense, I was a child.
  • Abells
    Abells Posts: 756 Member
    my husband thought this:

    "Blinded by the light/ revved up like a DOUCHE.... I had to explain to him what a Douse was. :) He still sings it this way for a laugh.

    ....Those aren't the words?!

    I thought so to. Wow, you learn something everyday. What is a Douse anyway?

    It's 'DEUCE'....not 'douse'...lol


    hahahha -- its def deuce -- until manfred mann redid it -- hahah awesome!
  • kaaaaaaa
    kaaaaaaa Posts: 29
    Tea Bagging....
    When I was a pre-teen, tea-bagging was a caffeine rush derived by sucking on tea-bags, and then jumping around with a slight high. Fast forward 30 years.

    I saw some tea-bags dumped in the trash, and my son, aged 15, had a sleep-over with several of his friends. My wife had dumped those tea-bags, but I didn't know that. I jokingly said "I see you guys were tea-bagging - eh?"

    They all looked at me wide-eyed, embarrassed. I continued...
    "Oh come on! I used to do that with my friends years ago" - and so the conversation went.
    I left it at a that, and it was not until later that night at a party that somebody advised me of my mistake.

    I WAS APPALLED!

    LOL!!!!!
  • ozzra8
    ozzra8 Posts: 80 Member
    "Sweet dreams are made of cheese"

    haha!! to funny.
  • Massageu2
    Massageu2 Posts: 59
    my brother thought that when a man got a vas. they cut his balls off... he's 27 and I just convinced him he was wrong lol

    wait a min.....so there not supposed to....I need to call my lawyer.....

    That's not a vasectomy, that is called a divorce!
  • Gemnildy
    Gemnildy Posts: 124 Member
    Bump... gotta finish reading these later! LOL
  • TopazCarey
    TopazCarey Posts: 263
    Omg, this thread just gave me my entire life! Laughing so hard.

    But when I was younger, I really thought Unicorns were real animals that had gone extinct. I remember in like 3rd grade my teacher asked the class to name some extinct animals and I raised my hand and said Unicorns! And everyone laughed at me. Lol.
  • robot_potato
    robot_potato Posts: 1,535 Member
    My darling daughter, when she was 3 was helping me make nachos. She asked if we could make 'f***kin moldy' to dip them in. She's 7 now and we still don't call it guacamole. We call it 'bleepin moldy' now, it still gets laughs.
  • ozzra8
    ozzra8 Posts: 80 Member
    Tea Bagging....
    When I was a pre-teen, tea-bagging was a caffeine rush derived by sucking on tea-bags, and then jumping around with a slight high. Fast forward 30 years.

    I saw some tea-bags dumped in the trash, and my son, aged 15, had a sleep-over with several of his friends. My wife had dumped those tea-bags, but I didn't know that. I jokingly said "I see you guys were tea-bagging - eh?"

    They all looked at me wide-eyed, embarrassed. I continued...
    "Oh come on! I used to do that with my friends years ago" - and so the conversation went.
    I left it at a that, and it was not until later that night at a party that somebody advised me of my mistake.

    I WAS APPALLED!

    I almost pissed my pants with this one. bwahaha!!!
  • ❤lindsay❤dawn❤
    ❤lindsay❤dawn❤ Posts: 443
    my cousin thought the acdc song dirty deeds went "dirty deeds, down my cheek"

    When my ex-husband was little He thought is was "Dirty Deeds... Thunder Chief..." O_O
  • cmbrysonussery
    cmbrysonussery Posts: 55 Member
    My brother loved the "One Eyed Flying Purple People Eater" song when he was little...except he changed People to Peter and totally changed the meaning of the song.
  • rebecky27
    rebecky27 Posts: 842 Member
    "My Ding a Ling", by Chuck Berry. I had an old 45 (remember those??) of that song when I was 7 or 8 years old. My older brother had given it to me. I could not understand why my father got so upset over it.

    I mean, really - what was so bad about a boy playing with his Ding a Ling....it's just a string with bells on it....


    lol...well, that's what I thought until I was about 15 and the true meaning finally dawned on me!
  • MaryPhillips90
    MaryPhillips90 Posts: 236 Member
    my husband thought this:

    "Blinded by the light/ revved up like a DOUCHE.... I had to explain to him what a Douse was. :) He still sings it this way for a laugh.

    Whhaaaat?! I thought it was douche too!!!
    Man....
  • christina0089
    christina0089 Posts: 709 Member
    Sir Mixalot's "Baby Got Back", I always thought it was rumpelstiltsken instead of rumpo smoothskin!!! LMAO

    OMG me too. Up until 1 minute ago.

    ditto ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
  • adleheid
    adleheid Posts: 6
    "Momma said not to wear my moccasins" - Michael Jackson. Made more sense than "Mama-say mama-sah ma-ma-coo-
    sah" then, and still makes more sense now. :)
  • cpotter4
    cpotter4 Posts: 116 Member
    Not until the middle of high school did I learn the pretzel weren't "prentzels."
    My brother, 19, and I, 15, (at the time) were talking about how we were so different from each other, literally opposites. I said, "Its like I'm the brains and you are the brawn." He replied with a tone, "Idiot. It's 'I'm the brains and you're the bronze, not brawn!"
    I laughed at him until I couldn't breathe any more, all the while he looked at me like I was an idiot!
  • deannarey13
    deannarey13 Posts: 452
    Tea Bagging....
    When I was a pre-teen, tea-bagging was a caffeine rush derived by sucking on tea-bags, and then jumping around with a slight high. Fast forward 30 years.

    I saw some tea-bags dumped in the trash, and my son, aged 15, had a sleep-over with several of his friends. My wife had dumped those tea-bags, but I didn't know that. I jokingly said "I see you guys were tea-bagging - eh?"

    They all looked at me wide-eyed, embarrassed. I continued...
    "Oh come on! I used to do that with my friends years ago" - and so the conversation went.
    I left it at a that, and it was not until later that night at a party that somebody advised me of my mistake.

    I WAS APPALLED!

    O....M....G! I think I just peed myself laughing. That is the best story - EVER!
  • Evelyn_Gorfram
    Evelyn_Gorfram Posts: 706 Member
    MY cousin's wife (who is American) says, WALLAH. What she actual meant was Voilà!!! Apprently lots of Amercian english only people do this. LOL
    I'm an American, and continental sophistication was pretty thin on the ground in our neck of the woods. I'd never heard anyone say "Voilà," but I'd read it here and there.

    I'm not particularly dyslexic, but I spent half my childhood wondering why on earth anybody would announce or present something by saying: "Viola!"

    (Plus, how come they'd never say: "Cello!"?)
  • ejcverkerk
    ejcverkerk Posts: 7 Member
    Holy crap! I never knew that, lol. I've always thought it was "intensive purposes" too.
  • Elenazuniga
    Elenazuniga Posts: 56
    Tea Bagging....
    When I was a pre-teen, tea-bagging was a caffeine rush derived by sucking on tea-bags, and then jumping around with a slight high. Fast forward 30 years.

    I saw some tea-bags dumped in the trash, and my son, aged 15, had a sleep-over with several of his friends. My wife had dumped those tea-bags, but I didn't know that. I jokingly said "I see you guys were tea-bagging - eh?"

    They all looked at me wide-eyed, embarrassed. I continued...
    "Oh come on! I used to do that with my friends years ago" - and so the conversation went.
    I left it at a that, and it was not until later that night at a party that somebody advised me of my mistake.

    I WAS APPALLED!

    Sorry but this just made my day.. way to funny.. I cried laughing..
  • LadyBuell
    LadyBuell Posts: 164
    Rick James: Super Freak

    Until a couple of months ago I thought he was saying "she had instant twenty candles". Then all of the sudden I heard the song and realized it was "incense, wine and candles".
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    Tea Bagging....
    When I was a pre-teen, tea-bagging was a caffeine rush derived by sucking on tea-bags, and then jumping around with a slight high. Fast forward 30 years.

    I saw some tea-bags dumped in the trash, and my son, aged 15, had a sleep-over with several of his friends. My wife had dumped those tea-bags, but I didn't know that. I jokingly said "I see you guys were tea-bagging - eh?"

    They all looked at me wide-eyed, embarrassed. I continued...
    "Oh come on! I used to do that with my friends years ago" - and so the conversation went.
    I left it at a that, and it was not until later that night at a party that somebody advised me of my mistake.

    I WAS APPALLED!

    That is an ace anecdote !!
  • jcstanton
    jcstanton Posts: 1,849 Member
    I once overheard my roommate (on her cell phone) tell someone that they'd better watch out, or they would "reap the percussions" (aka. repercussions) of their actions. I stopped her, asking "Do you realize you just told someone they would harvest drum sets?"

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I can't stop laughing... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • sandrinamsilva
    sandrinamsilva Posts: 651 Member
    Tea Bagging....
    When I was a pre-teen, tea-bagging was a caffeine rush derived by sucking on tea-bags, and then jumping around with a slight high. Fast forward 30 years.

    I saw some tea-bags dumped in the trash, and my son, aged 15, had a sleep-over with several of his friends. My wife had dumped those tea-bags, but I didn't know that. I jokingly said "I see you guys were tea-bagging - eh?"

    They all looked at me wide-eyed, embarrassed. I continued...
    "Oh come on! I used to do that with my friends years ago" - and so the conversation went.
    I left it at a that, and it was not until later that night at a party that somebody advised me of my mistake.

    I WAS APPALLED!


    I just busted up laughing at work....
  • Bikini_Bound150
    Bikini_Bound150 Posts: 461 Member
    I'm sure I have some, but it's not as bad as my friend saying "I minus well...". I was like WTF? "MIGHT AS WELL!" LOL
  • sjackson1717
    sjackson1717 Posts: 94 Member
    Tea Bagging....
    When I was a pre-teen, tea-bagging was a caffeine rush derived by sucking on tea-bags, and then jumping around with a slight high. Fast forward 30 years.

    I saw some tea-bags dumped in the trash, and my son, aged 15, had a sleep-over with several of his friends. My wife had dumped those tea-bags, but I didn't know that. I jokingly said "I see you guys were tea-bagging - eh?"

    They all looked at me wide-eyed, embarrassed. I continued...
    "Oh come on! I used to do that with my friends years ago" - and so the conversation went.
    I left it at a that, and it was not until later that night at a party that somebody advised me of my mistake.

    I WAS APPALLED!

    LMAO!!!!
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    my husband thought this:

    "Blinded by the light/ revved up like a DOUCHE.... I had to explain to him what a Douse was. :) He still sings it this way for a laugh.

    Yeah, I thought for years it was "wrapped up like a douche" since y'know, a well-wrapped douche is EVERY woman's ideal gift, right?
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