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  • linguist98
    linguist98 Posts: 83
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    i had asked someone to hold my beer and i said HEY WATCH THIS!....and then i woke up here in the ER...
  • Moeblessings
    Moeblessings Posts: 215
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    And that's why I stopped giving men bikini or mankini waxes
    And that's why I ended up needing therapy! :sad:

    And that's why she's in therapy, Your Honor.

    And that's why he's my lawyer your honor.

    And six weeks later, PRESTO, this framed law degree showed up in my mailbox!

    and that's why your name is Mr. Gambini

    And that's when she said "If you think I'm hostile now, wait til you see me tonight"!

    And that's when he said, "are you sure about those five minutes? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THOSE FIVE MINUTES?!!!"
  • LuLuSUPER
    LuLuSUPER Posts: 189
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    and thats why i'm not allowed in the states of New Hampshire, Delaware or Oklahoma

    Roscoe! I thought that was you!! you didnt tell nobody bout that chicken knuckle did you..........i mean it was new years
  • LuLuSUPER
    LuLuSUPER Posts: 189
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    And that's why I stopped giving men bikini or mankini waxes
    And that's why I ended up needing therapy! :sad:

    And that's why she's in therapy, Your Honor.

    And that's why he's my lawyer your honor.

    And six weeks later, PRESTO, this framed law degree showed up in my mailbox!

    and that's why your name is Mr. Gambini

    And that's when she said "If you think I'm hostile now, wait til you see me tonight"!

    And that's when he said, "are you sure about those five minutes? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THOSE FIVE MINUTES?!!!"


    huh..oh..yeah.. five minutes sure.. im go grab a smoke real quick uh....just give a holla when you see that panda over there turn blue
  • Darkskinned88
    Darkskinned88 Posts: 1,177 Member
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    and thats why i'm not allowed in the states of New Hampshire, Delaware or Oklahoma

    Roscoe! I thought that was you!! you didnt tell nobody bout that chicken knuckle did you..........i mean it was new years

    new years has nothing on memorial day when D ended up in a firetruck
  • marasw
    marasw Posts: 75 Member
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    And that's when I learned I could never be a secret agent.
  • capnwo85
    capnwo85 Posts: 1,103 Member
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    ...and that's the first time I said get your own monkey.
  • LuLuSUPER
    LuLuSUPER Posts: 189
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    and thats why i'm not allowed in the states of New Hampshire, Delaware or Oklahoma

    Roscoe! I thought that was you!! you didnt tell nobody bout that chicken knuckle did you..........i mean it was new years

    new years has nothing on memorial day when D ended up in a firetruck

    shhhhhhhhh (whisper) you act like them was your drawers in the gasoline! plus thats what they trained to do! you gon get us caught!
  • LuLuSUPER
    LuLuSUPER Posts: 189
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    ...and that's the first time I said get your own monkey.
    yeah but remember that time with the donkey
  • LesliePierceRN
    LesliePierceRN Posts: 860 Member
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    ... and that's how I ended up becoming an assassin for the US Army.
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
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    And that is how I know tigers love pepper and hate cinnamon.
  • Darkskinned88
    Darkskinned88 Posts: 1,177 Member
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    yeah its crazy she still cant hear out of left side
  • LuLuSUPER
    LuLuSUPER Posts: 189
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    well i dont know what you are goin to do but im grabbin all my finger and toes and gettn the hell outta here!
  • LovingCruz
    LovingCruz Posts: 640 Member
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    and thats why you got caught
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,311 Member
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    I had never wished for dirty motor oil before that moment.
  • Twisted_Wrister
    Twisted_Wrister Posts: 762 Member
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    And that's why I stopped giving men bikini or mankini waxes
    And that's why I ended up needing therapy! :sad:

    And that's why she's in therapy, Your Honor.

    And that's why he's my lawyer your honor.

    And six weeks later, PRESTO, this framed law degree showed up in my mailbox!

    and that's why your name is Mr. Gambini

    And that's when she said "If you think I'm hostile now, wait til you see me tonight"!

    And that's when he said, "are you sure about those five minutes? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THOSE FIVE MINUTES?!!!"

    And that's when I told her "You stick out like a sore thumb around here. I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots."
  • Moeblessings
    Moeblessings Posts: 215
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    And that's why I stopped giving men bikini or mankini waxes
    And that's why I ended up needing therapy! :sad:

    And that's why she's in therapy, Your Honor.

    And that's why he's my lawyer your honor.

    And six weeks later, PRESTO, this framed law degree showed up in my mailbox!

    and that's why your name is Mr. Gambini

    And that's when she said "If you think I'm hostile now, wait til you see me tonight"!

    And that's when he said, "are you sure about those five minutes? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THOSE FIVE MINUTES?!!!"

    And that's when I told her "You stick out like a sore thumb around here. I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots."

    And that's when I told him, "Well I hate to bring it up because I know you've got enough pressure on you already. But, we agreed to get married as soon as you won your first case. Meanwhile, TEN YEARS LATER, my niece, the daughter of my sister is getting married. My biological clock is TICKING LIKE THIS and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married."
  • 2012newbie
    2012newbie Posts: 88 Member
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    and that's why I said no more cracker jacks for you!
  • TweedleDebo
    TweedleDebo Posts: 423 Member
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    and that is why she called me Cecil!
  • duharvalgt
    duharvalgt Posts: 320
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    and that is why it was a cool story

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