How do I avoid crabs?
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OMG.. I laughed quite loudly at that ecard.
Awesome.
I'm battling the bulge of the middle myself, it's a process for sure.0 -
Why would you be avoiding crabs? Did your doctor tell you to?
My doctor said crabs were fine, but MFP forum advice is more reliable.
I am SO glad you realized this. Everyday I see people listening to quacks when the forums are like a ba-jillion times more accurate and knowledgable than some quack. I mean who know where they go their license? Do you? I didn't think so. I'll stick to the people here who I KNOW know their stuff.
That's why when I'm doubled over in pain, I come here first!0 -
Crabs are pinchy, but you can probably outrun them.0
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PRO TIP: Don't look at them.
Problem solved.0 -
I once asked my friends little brother how to catch crabs.. His response was brilliant..
"With a bucket"
Smart little lad :laugh:0 -
Why would you be avoiding crabs? Did your doctor tell you to?
My doctor said crabs were fine, but MFP forum advice is more reliable.
I am SO glad you realized this. Everyday I see people listening to quacks when the forums are like a ba-jillion times more accurate and knowledgable than some quack. I mean who know where they go their license? Do you? I didn't think so. I'll stick to the people here who I KNOW know their stuff.
Jesus told me crabs were tasty and delicious though. Since he knows it all, I will listen to him....
Oh. My. God. Like jesus H. Christ is just sitting around all, "Hey, Holy ghost, I'ma go tell Elizabeth about the glory that is eatin' the crabs."
And even if he decided to it's not like he can talk. He's a little baby in a freakin' MANGER! God! This is what upset me about X-ians: their reliance on obviously disprovable scenarios.0 -
I heard pizza is a vegetable now so you should probably eat lots of those.
Good luck.
edit: crabs, heh.
lol am cracking up!!0 -
I can't even bring myself to read the responses. The title alone made me burst into inappropriate laughter for the office place!0
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Thanks for the best laugh Ive had in days. You guys rock.0
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Eggs, meat, veggies, (I would skip corn, and carrots) and fruit. I eat wasa crackers for the whole grain. The light Rye are really good! Eat clean no processed junk. The weight will fall off.
Good luck.0 -
Why would you be avoiding crabs? Did your doctor tell you to?
My doctor said crabs were fine, but MFP forum advice is more reliable.
I am SO glad you realized this. Everyday I see people listening to quacks when the forums are like a ba-jillion times more accurate and knowledgable than some quack. I mean who know where they go their license? Do you? I didn't think so. I'll stick to the people here who I KNOW know their stuff.
Jesus told me crabs were tasty and delicious though. Since he knows it all, I will listen to him....
Oh. My. God. Like jesus H. Christ is just sitting around all, "Hey, Holy ghost, I'ma go tell Elizabeth about the glory that is eatin' the crabs."
And even if he decided to it's not like he can talk. He's a little baby in a freakin' MANGER! God! This is what upset me about X-ians: their reliance on obviously disprovable scenarios.
"dear 8 pound.. 6 oz.. newborn infant jesus.. dont even know a word yet.. "0 -
Why would you be avoiding crabs? Did your doctor tell you to?
My doctor said crabs were fine, but MFP forum advice is more reliable.
I am SO glad you realized this. Everyday I see people listening to quacks when the forums are like a ba-jillion times more accurate and knowledgable than some quack. I mean who know where they go their license? Do you? I didn't think so. I'll stick to the people here who I KNOW know their stuff.
That's why when I'm doubled over in pain, I come here first!
I will not make a dirty joke, I will not make a dirty joke, I will not make a...0 -
Belly button
(Just because I can.)
And, for the record, you don't want your belly button pierced by a crab.0 -
shave....*down there* it will detract onlookers from your belly fat...0
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Watch where the tacos you eat come from.0
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Eggs, meat, veggies, (I would skip corn, and carrots) and fruit. I eat wasa crackers for the whole grain. The light Rye are really good! Eat clean no processed junk. The weight will fall off.
Good luck.
Wait. What? Is this a "real" answer? Ha!0 -
OH WOW!!!!! THANKS FOR THE MONDAY MORNING LAUGH:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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Why would you be avoiding crabs? Did your doctor tell you to?
My doctor said crabs were fine, but MFP forum advice is more reliable.
I am SO glad you realized this. Everyday I see people listening to quacks when the forums are like a ba-jillion times more accurate and knowledgable than some quack. I mean who know where they go their license? Do you? I didn't think so. I'll stick to the people here who I KNOW know their stuff.
Jesus told me crabs were tasty and delicious though. Since he knows it all, I will listen to him....
Oh. My. God. Like jesus H. Christ is just sitting around all, "Hey, Holy ghost, I'ma go tell Elizabeth about the glory that is eatin' the crabs."
And even if he decided to it's not like he can talk. He's a little baby in a freakin' MANGER! God! This is what upset me about X-ians: their reliance on obviously disprovable scenarios.
Jeebuz loves you.0 -
Jeebuz loves you.
locked in 3.....2.....1.....0 -
Jeebuz loves you.
locked in 3.....2.....1.....
Mmmmmm, Jeebuz. Rhymes with Chivas.0
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