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    • Posts: 375 Member
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      Hey that's what I did (except it was his decision to wait, not mine)



      How do I get the meatheads and college boys at the gym to ogle me doing free weights?
      Do I need to wear pheromones of some kind?

      no show boob and *kitten* , they will look
    • Posts: 1,298 Member
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      Yes, starting a career in internet porn is definitely a decision that could effect your future job prospects, whther they be in business or the political arena.


      this is the best answer EVER.
    • Posts: 2,876 Member
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      i tried being a **** and it didnt work , she tried harder the next time i saw her.. she said can i talk to you and i said make an appt in the book.. (i work at the gym )

      Oh Ho! I see what you did there, you cheeky imp.
    • Posts: 1,266 Member
      Why don't men put the toilet seat down?:sad:

      Thats whats supposed to be done...take an effing look at the toilet before you sit down;.
    • Posts: 664 Member
      are you like a magic eight ball can we shake you until we get the answer we really want to hear?
    • Posts: 1,266 Member
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      this is the best answer EVER.

      I hope you have rethought your decision. Unless you choose to wear a Mexican Luchadore's mask. Then go for it.
    • Posts: 375 Member
      Why don't men put the toilet seat down?:sad:
      I keep it up for the laugh! i cant wait to hear the spash! its friggin great !
    • Posts: 1,266 Member
      are you like a magic eight ball can we shake you until we get the answer we really want to hear?

      No, in fact you will always get the answer you DONT want, but it is the answer you need.

      Also, dont spit in the wind.
    • Posts: 245 Member
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      i tried being a **** and it didnt work , she tried harder the next time i saw her.. she said can i talk to you and i said make an appt in the book.. (i work at the gym )

      You work at the gym? Then I'm so, so, so sorry: you're screwed. Gym bunnies or "want to be" gym bunnies are a tough breed.
    • Posts: 1,266 Member
      Great questions so far.....please continue and I will give you the answer you need. Also, I will mock you, but thats besides the point.
    • Posts: 375 Member
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      Yes you will, they are out there, wait on your Mr perfect and he will respect and admire you for being pure and not loose lol, be honest upfront about it and if he's not cool he will make it known.
      smoking dream dust both of you
    • Posts: 2,876 Member
      Men: stay in the waiting room or be super involved in the birth process?
    • Posts: 5,382 Member
      Could be an interesting one:

      What is the most unattractive thing a woman does?
      Besides that whole vaginal bleeding business.... xD
    • Posts: 104 Member
      Since you are offering your point of view, I'll take you up on it:
      Is it really an issue for a man if his girlfriend makes more money than he does? (obviously excluding the guys that just want to use you for your cash...been there).

      As an emasculated man married to fricken wonder woman, she makes over 6 times what I do , and I am an experienced IT Consultant Speak from real experience.
      It is an issue, but you deal with it. It is not easy, it does threaten your self esteem, add to that a weight and self confidence problem and you can have a hell of a mid life crisis. It might be well funded, but it still a rough damn road.
      If the relationship is built on real love and friendship then it can work. If it is just a 'thing' then you are stuffed.
    • Posts: 2,876 Member
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      smoking dream dust both of you

      My husband and I waited. :-D
    • Posts: 1,266 Member
      Could be an interesting one:

      What is the most unattractive thing a woman does?
      Besides that whole vaginal bleeding business.... xD

      Vaginal bleeding is not so unattractive, it is the replenishment of the most beautiful flower or its completely freaking creepy...that said....

      the most unattractive thing a woman does is when she morphs from mate to mother (and I dont mean being a mother to her child.)
    • Posts: 1,266 Member
      Men: stay in the waiting room or be super involved in the birth process?

      If it is a C Section, stay in the room. If it is a vaginal birth, feign sickness and leave. If you watch what happens you will be less likley to go down on your woman ever again.
    • Posts: 7,870 Member
      Okay, in the same vein...

      What is the most attractive thing a woman does (other than the sex and oral sex things)
    • Posts: 375 Member
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      You work at the gym? Then I'm so, so, so sorry: you're screwed. Gym bunnies or "want to be" gym bunnies are a tough breed.
      yes she is tough.. even if she looked ok , her psycho leaked out and makes me wanna do cardio right out the door..
    • Posts: 1,266 Member
      To the others offering advice....start your own thread or have the stoens to PM these ladies as you're trying to hit on them anyway.

      This is the TRUTH
    • Posts: 1,308 Member
      ALL HAIL THE KING OF THE FORRUMS!
    • Posts: 159
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      THis may be difficult to believe, but (brace yourself) all dogs are heavy cocaine users. Yes, thats right....you go to workm, you come hom and your place is destroyed. You think that was due to separation anxiety, but its really due to being F'd up on coke and just running around manic style.

      Ever notice how dogs are always licking their lips?


      LMAO.....Funny as F***!!
    • Posts: 5,343 Member
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      Psh! Contrast is good! Pale skin + dark hair = gorgeous!

      I'm with her.

      Well, not with her...but, with her on her post.

      Err...yeah.
    • Posts: 1,266 Member
      Okay, in the same vein...

      What is the most attractive thing a woman does (other than the sex and oral sex things)

      When a man is having a problem, NOT asking him to talk about it. Also, laundry.
    • Posts: 255
      ok,

      what percentage should these components be in a relationship out of 100%?

      a) intimacy/sex
      b) communication
      c) loyalty/commitment/honesty
    • Posts: 1,266 Member
      Please not, I did not say contrast is bad (hair color/skin) I said TOO MUCH of one is. In short..moderation. Also, women's hair should not look like Ric Flair circa 1986.
    • Posts: 78 Member
      Toilet paper. Over or under?
    • Posts: 2,876 Member
      To the others offering advice....start your own thread
      I sorry. :frown: :sad: :cry:
    • Posts: 1,266 Member
      ok,

      what percentage should these components be in a relationship out of 100%?

      a) intimacy/sex
      b) communication
      c) loyalty/commitment/honesty

      100%, they are all intertwined...except, honesty....honestly is in small doses. You can choose to be right or choose to be happy.
    • Posts: 1,266 Member
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      42

      42 is incorrect. THere is not answer, because there is no question.
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