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If I make a milkshake...will it bring all the boys to the yard?
Yes...if you accidentally spill it all over your shirt.0 -
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For some reason I thought you might delete that.
For the record...I think it was a smart thing to do. Too much reality for this thread =(.If I make a milkshake...will it bring all the boys to the yard?
You really think you need to make a milkshake??0 -
Could be an interesting one:
What is the most unattractive thing a woman does?
Besides that whole vaginal bleeding business.... xD
Vaginal bleeding is not so unattractive, it is the replenishment of the most beautiful flower or its completely freaking creepy...that said....
the most unattractive thing a woman does is when she morphs from mate to mother (and I dont mean being a mother to her child.)
Well that works out very well then, because the most unattractive thing a MAN does is revert to (or reveal) his essentially juvenile personality within weeks or months of hooking a desirable woman. A lot of you guys are PROS at keeping it really well hidden until then.
Laurie, this is a test men do to see how you react. If you react by moving to mother mode, they will relgate you in your mind to that sort of mate and end up cheating on you. If you dont react, they will put away their juvenile behaviors more often than not.0 -
Men: stay in the waiting room or be super involved in the birth process?
If it is a C Section, stay in the room. If it is a vaginal birth, feign sickness and leave. If you watch what happens you will be less likley to go down on your woman ever again.
Not true, my hubby watched both our kids be born, loved it. Still complains if we don't have the time to do that at least once a week.
True but when he goes down on you, he has a little twinge in his stomach and usually only does the courtesy lick.
What do you consider a "courtesy lick" ? He's usually down there until I "O"
Ok folks...next question!!Is it true guys think about sex all the time?
Umm...not right now!
Lol lol lol lol
my thoughts exactly! 0 -
As I set off to slumber I say this....watch your dogs tonight. Tomorow I will explain about Cats, Jazz music and heroin.0
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How do I get wannabe thugs from hitting on me every time I go to the grocery store? and nope, it doesn't matter which one I go to.0
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How do I get wannabe thugs from hitting on me every time I go to the grocery store? and nope, it doesn't matter which one I go to.
Put a real man on your arm. Wanna be thugs avoid real men like the plague.0 -
Could be an interesting one:
What is the most unattractive thing a woman does?
Besides that whole vaginal bleeding business.... xD
Vaginal bleeding is not so unattractive, it is the replenishment of the most beautiful flower or its completely freaking creepy...that said....
the most unattractive thing a woman does is when she morphs from mate to mother (and I dont mean being a mother to her child.)
Well that works out very well then, because the most unattractive thing a MAN does is revert to (or reveal) his essentially juvenile personality within weeks or months of hooking a desirable woman. A lot of you guys are PROS at keeping it really well hidden until then.
Laurie, this is a test men do to see how you react. If you react by moving to mother mode, they will relgate you in your mind to that sort of mate and end up cheating on you. If you dont react, they will put away their juvenile behaviors more often than not.
Damn interesting theory which I will think about. You ARE all that and a bag o' chips, aren't you?!0 -
Is that abstract theory I have about super conductivity plausible in the standard model without quantum structure?0
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is breathing causing me harm?0
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How do I get wannabe thugs from hitting on me every time I go to the grocery store? and nope, it doesn't matter which one I go to.
Put a real man on your arm. Wanna be thugs avoid real men like the plague.
Damn. My husband is always working an can never come with me! Lol0 -
More importantly, does drooling over duharforstået's abs make me a perv? I mean, he's pretty young still...0
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How do I get wannabe thugs from hitting on me every time I go to the grocery store? and nope, it doesn't matter which one I go to.
Put a real man on your arm. Wanna be thugs avoid real men like the plague.
Damn. My husband is always working an can never come with me! Lol
You just might be out of luck then.../sigh.
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More importantly, does drooling over duharforstået's abs make me a perv? I mean, he's pretty young still...
does it mean im a perv because I dont care that he is that young??0 -
Do you think my bf will be more interested in me after i lose weight?0
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Is that abstract theory I have about super conductivity plausible in the standard model without quantum structure?
What is this abstract theory you talk about on super conductivity?0 -
This thread is awesome it reminds me of that Siri app but much better since it doesn't reply with irrelevant info. XD0
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Does this red make me look like a clown?0
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Why do dogs have cold noses?
THis may be difficult to believe, but (brace yourself) all dogs are heavy cocaine users. Yes, thats right....you go to workm, you come hom and your place is destroyed. You think that was due to separation anxiety, but its really due to being F'd up on coke and just running around manic style.
Ever notice how dogs are always licking their lips?
:laugh: THIS MADE ME LAUGH!!0 -
Dogs on coke. WOW ... you made me laugh so hard I snorted! (Get it?) Seriously ... that was hilarious.
ah u laugh, but your dog is p!ssed right now because ur still awake and he cant break out his coke kit and cigarettes
LMAO!0 -
Is that abstract theory I have about super conductivity plausible in the standard model without quantum structure?
To long to post, but I think you should follow the Higgs Mechanism. Also, you should stop downloading so much porn.0 -
is breathing causing me harm?
Yes, please google First Defense Nasal Guards. Also, I dont quite understand your need to put your face right next to every piece of dog poo you see and smell it up close. I would probably stop that first.0 -
More importantly, does drooling over duharforstået's abs make me a perv? I mean, he's pretty young still...
NO, in fact I think you should set up an offline meeting with him. It will not result in a LTR, but you two wil satisfy your urges.0 -
Do you think my bf will be more interested in me after i lose weight?
Yes, but the more important question u should ask is who is he interested in now.0 -
Does this red make me look like a clown?
Yes it actually does. You should go with something slightly less garish like a hot pink or bright purple.0 -
If a zombie infection occurs in Vegas, does it stay in Vegas?0
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Why do dogs have cold noses?
THis may be difficult to believe, but (brace yourself) all dogs are heavy cocaine users. Yes, thats right....you go to workm, you come hom and your place is destroyed. You think that was due to separation anxiety, but its really due to being F'd up on coke and just running around manic style.
Ever notice how dogs are always licking their lips?
LOL!!! Best laugh ever0 -
DO I HAVE A BIG BUM?? lol0
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Does this red make me look like a clown?
You have such a pretty face the red draws attention to your hair and not your pretty features, but if you like it that is what matters. Just thought i could answer that one
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If a zombie infection occurs in Vegas, does it stay in Vegas?
in a case of an American Zombie infection the safest place for your to be is Fond Du Lac, Wisconsin.0
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