Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    I work overnight.
    I could do some pilates...
    Nope. There's Internet.
  • DAM_Fine
    DAM_Fine Posts: 1,227 Member
    I sit here waiting
    For something new to happen
    Insomnia sucks
  • iCACTUS
    iCACTUS Posts: 113
    I will conquer this.
    I know I will persevere.
    I will be healthy.
  • songbyrdsweet
    songbyrdsweet Posts: 5,691 Member
    I am a TA
    Have to grade thirty papers
    Undergrads can't write


    Make my dog breakfast
    Dry food, wet food, hot water
    Out of human food


    Move ex-boyfriend out
    Then redecorate my room
    My favorite thing


    Sleeping next to dog
    Snoring loudly in my ear
    No room on the bed


    Have insomnia
    Wake up to watch the sun rise
    Make it a good day
  • joeq722
    joeq722 Posts: 86 Member
    A week of rest is
    Usually a good thing
    We will see at three
  • maryduggins
    maryduggins Posts: 219 Member
    I really want food
    Maybe a burger or two
    Oooh! Or some fondue

    (;
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Thunderstorms today.
    Kids are staying with granny.
    I get to sleep in.

    Ate over maintenance
    for three days in a row now.
    Still really want pie.

    If I eat that pie
    when there is no one looking,
    does it still get logged?
  • DAM_Fine
    DAM_Fine Posts: 1,227 Member
    Thunderstorms today.
    Kids are staying with granny.
    I get to sleep in.

    Ate over maintenance
    for three days in a row now.
    Still really want pie.

    If I eat that pie
    when there is no one looking,
    does it still get logged?

    Love these, especially the last one!
  • Tybalt71
    Tybalt71 Posts: 1,064 Member
    Prince of Cats
    get straight you're facts
    Batman is a cartoon not a real dude-Ty

    *golfclaps*
  • DAM_Fine
    DAM_Fine Posts: 1,227 Member
    Prince of Cats
    get straight you're facts
    Batman is a cartoon not a real dude-Ty

    *golfclaps*

    Bad haiku, but you're still cute!
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    I like my coffee
    with sugar, cream, or just black.
    In fact, just love coffee.

    Strawberries are in
    season; juicy, red, and ripe.
    "Om nom nom nom nom!"

    Popcorn is tasty.
    I season it however....
    garum masala???
  • cfriend71
    cfriend71 Posts: 207 Member
    Slept until noon
    Rarely I do
    Why am I still tired?
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    The cat's in my lap.
    The dog weighs more than I do.
    The squirrel wants out.

    The rain stopped falling.
    I should get dressed and go ride.
    Nah, let's eat cookies.

    Just found the remote;
    Jethro Tull is on Netflix.
    My life is complete.
  • olivetree_
    olivetree_ Posts: 75 Member
    Haiku sounds like I'm
    Saying "Hi" to someone named
    Ku. Hi, Ku. Hello.
    - ellen degeneres
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Went through box today
    which was marked "Too Fat To Wear";
    Almost empty now.
  • Tybalt71
    Tybalt71 Posts: 1,064 Member
    R0SES ARE RED
    Violets are Blue
    paid 500$ for this stupid tattoo
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Poetry is fun
    but you're not good at Haiku.
    Continue to pose.

    I have a sweet tooth.
    No matter how hard I try,
    not enough protein.

    Eggs are delicious.
    Someone make me an omlette
    please, for my dinner.
  • Tybalt71
    Tybalt71 Posts: 1,064 Member
    I do not like green eggs and ham
    not in a can, not with spam
    i do not like POLTERGEIST
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Fail! But that's all right.
    Poetry is for losers
    anyway. Ka-Pow!
  • isweatglitter
    isweatglitter Posts: 134
    Lol, I thought I would never use this after school.

    Anyways,
    She loves food so much
    it does not love her back though
    why so delicious
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    I want this thread to
    live forever and ever.
    I like Zombies, too.
  • kneeki
    kneeki Posts: 347 Member
    Roses are tits.
    Violets are tits.
    I like tits.

    tits.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    The ability
    to count is important to
    the art of Haiku.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    I do not like green eggs and ham
    not in a can, not with spam
    i do not like POLTERGEIST

    lmao
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    The ability
    to count is important to
    the art of Haiku.

    Word.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    There is a squirrel
    that balances on my head.
    Wish I was joking.

    His name is Foamy.
    That was not my idea.
    I wanted "Monkey"

    Why do people like
    squirrels but think rats are gross?
    Rats are quieter.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    I do not like green eggs and ham
    not in a can, not with spam
    i do not like POLTERGEIST

    lmao

    at Poltergeist, not the counting.
  • Julz2586
    Julz2586 Posts: 1,330 Member
    haiku-sense-refrigerator.jpg

    ROFL!
  • laurieblair2012
    laurieblair2012 Posts: 106
    Nutella beckons...
    But this *kitten* won't shrink itself.
    Damn my crappy genes!
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    Maybe I'm lonely,
    but there's a beer in my hand.
    Thanks, Bud Platinum.

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