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    Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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    • Posts: 740 Member
      Poetry is rad.
      Feast on my word ninja skills.
      Metaphors kick @ss!!!
      :smokin:
    • Posts: 101 Member
      I like to eat food
      it's about picking good foods
      I also like cats
    • Posts: 752 Member
      The dawn is coming.
      Winter's treachory descends.
      Buds awaken now.
    • Posts: 2,670 Member
      Squirrel is sleeping.
      The cat reappeared and is
      happily purring.

      The cat is scared of
      squirrels; I think because they
      move so crazy fast.

      Pizza in the fridge.
      Garage door opens loudly,
      boyfriend is hungry.

      Bedtime came and went.
      Busy watching music shows,
      forgot to watch time.
    • Posts: 4,463 Member
      cheerios are good
      banana and chocolate
      honey nut preferred
    • Posts: 2,670 Member
      I really like sleep.
      Sleeping is the greatest thing.
      Followed by coffee.
    • Posts: 336 Member
      Bored out of my tits
      Reception cover sucks balls!
      I want to go home
    • Posts: 2,670 Member
      Client is laughing
      at some private, inside joke.
      Hope she has pants on.
    • Posts: 5,691 Member
      Personal trainer
      Asks if I'm sore anywhere
      Yes, but can't say why! :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 1,222 Member
      I can barely walk
      Squats and Deadlifts and Lunges
      did them all last night
    • Posts: 5,691 Member
      I can barely walk
      Squats and Deadlifts and Lunges
      did them all last night

      Walking to bathroom
      Like an elderly person
      Toilet seat is pain
    • Posts: 156 Member
      haiku-sense-refrigerator.jpg

      *fave*
    • Posts: 2,283 Member
      I love my job, really.
      Educating young minds rocks.
      I want to go home.
    • Posts: 2,670 Member
      Green tea tastes like grass
      that is soaked in mud puddles.
      I still like it, though.
    • Posts: 2,670 Member
      I must bump this thread.
      I love it way too much to
      allow it to die.

      The clouds roll above
      thick, grey, pendulous, and wet.
      EAT ALL THE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • Posts: 5,691 Member
      Went to work, sunny
      Left my car window open
      Thunderstorm rolled in
    • Posts: 1,093 Member
      My friend does not log
      Dedication she must lack
      Need to delete now
    • Posts: 2,670 Member
      the icing fell off
      of your piece of cake so i
      must eat or bad luck
    • Posts: 740 Member
      Stuck at work right now,
      Wishing that the bell would ring,
      I want to go home!!!
    • Posts: 2,670 Member
      Exercise? or nap?
      It's a great day for a hike.
      Nope. Nap anyway.
    • Posts: 567 Member
      I wrote this to my husband, and left it at his desk at work when he was away (yes we work for the same company). Written in pencil.

      I was here.
      You were not.
      Pencil.
    • Posts: 740 Member
      I was here.
      You were not.
      Pencil.

      This is NOT written in haiku format. For shame!!! :laugh:
    • Posts: 2,670 Member
      People assume that
      all you need for Haiku is
      a few short phrases

      You know what they say
      about people who assume?
      I don't know, either.
    • Posts: 740 Member
      <----Poetry teacher;
      Shakes her head at syllables...
      It's FIVE-SEVEN-FIVE!!!!

      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 2,670 Member
      Try to blow some minds;
      assign a dozen sonnets.
      Iambic! For Shame!
    • Posts: 78 Member
      (The tl/dr the entire thread. Hopefully no one else has done this yet...)
      A haiku about getting out of bed:
      No no no no no
      No no no no no no no
      No no no no no
    • Posts: 65 Member
      Birds Fly and Kids die
      In this world filled with miseries
      Only Love is something good
    • Posts: 2,670 Member
      Birds Fly and Kids die
      In this world filled with miseries
      Only Love is something good

      I first read this as
      "Birds Fly and Kites die"; must be
      summer tragedy.
    • Posts: 2,675 Member
      Belly like jelly
      Stretch marks and C section scars
      Love's incubator

      :smile:
    • Posts: 4
      Not food related:

      English:

      Crystal Rain falls
      Masking falling crystal tears
      -flowers bloom yet.

      Japanese:
      雨降りて
      涙隠して
      咲く花よ

      It say's the same thing. I wrote this for my Japanese Literature class. :p Corrected it in my Japanese language class!

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