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okay, it's seduction time

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  • Miss♥Ivi
    Miss♥Ivi Posts: 461
    Apart from being hot, what else do you do for a living? :laugh:

    Your profile pic should say "*kitten* More, Talk Less". Wanna practice that?

    Sorry, I'll probably have a headache.

    :laugh:
  • LiteBrite007
    LiteBrite007 Posts: 294 Member
    I got a pretty mouth and I know how to use it.

    I WIN! *END POST*
  • PhenomeNae
    PhenomeNae Posts: 130 Member
    you're so fine, you make me want to run out and get a job :flowerforyou:
  • yo_sushi
    yo_sushi Posts: 77
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I've a knife
    Now get in the van.
  • _GingerSnap_
    _GingerSnap_ Posts: 339 Member
    That shirt is very becoming on you, if I were on you I'd be coming too!

    Adn yes this has been said to me.
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    Here I am !!! now what are your other 2 wishes?
  • sportsforfun
    sportsforfun Posts: 353
    Is your bed comfortable or are we going to sleep at my place.
  • twink221
    twink221 Posts: 10
    Look at those buns....
  • fatboymax
    fatboymax Posts: 90
    A girl used this on me once..." I swallow "

    Then I married her!
  • Nerple
    Nerple Posts: 1,291 Member
    "Nice shoes, wanna f***?"

    "I know it tastes infected, but I think it's all right"
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Hey you,

    I don' have herpes.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    If i flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
  • Warmbloodwear
    Warmbloodwear Posts: 387 Member
    Let's do some math ( Hope I remember this right lol) :laugh:

    Add you
    Subtract your clothes
    Divide the legs
    And let's start multiplying!!!
  • Alma_Sana
    Alma_Sana Posts: 453 Member
    I really like baseball, so take me home baby!
  • Alma_Sana
    Alma_Sana Posts: 453 Member
    In spanish it's "Crees en el amor a primera vista . . . . O tengo que volver a pasar ;)" Translation: "Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again."
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    In spanish it's "Crees en el amor a primera vista . . . . O tengo que volver a pasar ;)" Translation: "Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again."
    No puedo dejar de amarte.
  • cabg6
    cabg6 Posts: 40 Member
    okay so i'm bored, and i want to get a good laugh, so do as i say cause i'm freakin awesome............ try to pickup the person above you with the best pickup line in your arsenal.... lets get it on.

    How you doin' :bigsmile:

    Was that in your Joey Tribbiani voice?

    No...that was my "I have Flyers playoff tickets" voice

    So it's pronounced...
    how YOU doin?
  • Nerdy_Rose
    Nerdy_Rose Posts: 1,277 Member
    "There's lots of fish in the sea... but you're the only one I want to stuff and mount on my wall."
  • Quasita
    Quasita Posts: 1,530 Member
    I seem to have lost my number... Can I have yours?
  • VoodooLuLu
    VoodooLuLu Posts: 636 Member
    bats eyelashes
  • AlSalzman
    AlSalzman Posts: 296 Member
    Wanna go a mile four inches at a time?
  • PhillyTD
    PhillyTD Posts: 375 Member
    How do you like your eggs for breakfast?
  • JennaM222
    JennaM222 Posts: 1,996 Member
    would you like to put your sausage in my english mcmuffin?
  • still_crafty
    still_crafty Posts: 682 Member
    "There's lots of fish in the sea... but you're the only one I want to stuff and mount on my wall."

    ^^^ Just awesome!

    "If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together"
  • MandaPaigeSparkles88
    MandaPaigeSparkles88 Posts: 1,289 Member
    you me bed whipped cream and handcuffs :tongue:
  • Quasita
    Quasita Posts: 1,530 Member
    Hey, you wanna play titanic? I yell iceberg and you go down.
  • PhillyTD
    PhillyTD Posts: 375 Member
    If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
  • Alma_Sana
    Alma_Sana Posts: 453 Member
    I've got some Skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?
  • Bentley2718
    Bentley2718 Posts: 1,689 Member
    I don't do subtle, do you want to have sex? (This has actually worked.)
  • CynthiaElise
    CynthiaElise Posts: 262 Member
    Roses are red.
    Violets are blue.
    I wanna get you pregnant.

    This actually made me laugh out loud. HAHAHA!

    What about this one:

    "Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"
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