Weigh less after pooping?

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  • pgrant0328
    pgrant0328 Posts: 58 Member
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    I am literally crying tears of laughter here. :laugh:
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: So am I !!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
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    I guess we can't accuse you of being full of **** now. :wink:
  • madworld1
    madworld1 Posts: 524
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    No way to be absolutely sure unless you bag it up and weigh it.

    Just keep some little freezer baggies by the toilet.
  • foot2wood
    foot2wood Posts: 149 Member
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    :noway: That's a humongous deuce MY GOODNESS you must have been gaping after taking the browns to the superbowl.
  • feistyhorsegal
    feistyhorsegal Posts: 109 Member
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    omg what a conversation. lol. Haven't read all the other posts, but I have done the weigh yourself after a bowel movement thing, and I never notice any difference. I go every day though. I would be worried about the going only once a week thing, you said you've had a colonscopy but have you seen a specialist or just your GP? I'd be taking a serious look at your diet. And as far as madworld1's comment about bagging it up - omg, gross!!!! LOL
  • myak623
    myak623 Posts: 616 Member
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    I know she is being serious. Which is why I feel bad for laughing, but the responses in here are hilarious.
  • tropaze
    tropaze Posts: 317 Member
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    Bump for later reading, my family won 't believe this thread (we always talk about this *kitten*).
  • cherryb1214
    cherryb1214 Posts: 3
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    i just read this whole thing and i think i died laughing!
  • cherryb1214
    cherryb1214 Posts: 3
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    "not a good way to be found by 9-1-1" F'ing hilarious!!!!
  • Mustangsally1000
    Mustangsally1000 Posts: 860 Member
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    I must also mention I go maybe once a week on average....so yes, a lot of poop comes out lol

    I hear ya on this one. I've had a loss of 1.5 to 2# after....but it doesn't all stay gone. The next
    day, usually up a half to 1#.
  • hiker282
    hiker282 Posts: 983 Member
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    I must also mention I go maybe once a week on average....so yes, a lot of poop comes out lol

    Eat more fiber!
  • Sierra_419
    Sierra_419 Posts: 201 Member
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    lmfao ... this thread just aint right. if ur only taking a dump once a week something aint right & i surely wouldnt wanna advertise or make a joke out of it... O_O...
    buttt uhhh yeahhh once a day every morning is normal for me & i usually see a weight difference ... so i record my weight after.
  • rebeccasedwards
    rebeccasedwards Posts: 208
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    This is the funniest thread I have ever read. I am crying I have laughed so hard.
  • nickiebb
    nickiebb Posts: 57 Member
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    Google Dr. Schulze Intestinal Formula. Your weekly scenario sounds like many people in the literature that comes with the formula.
  • carbup
    carbup Posts: 3
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    if your only pooping about once a week your backed up about around 21 meals. pooping 3lbs so your pooping couple of meals at a time thats gonna hurt. it should take around 24 hours for your food to digest.
    i dont like supplements so trying to supplement plant fiber is stupid can make things worse.
    from what you posted your diet has no plant fiber at all and your going to need a lot of it. the best plant fiber i would say is leafy green veggies like kale and spinach raw cause cooking, cooks the fiber light cooking is ok and just eat a ton of fruit make a green smoothies. good luck :)
  • pamfm
    pamfm Posts: 93 Member
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    I would be curious to know what your daily diet consists of? How many calories you consume each day?

    well i eat about the same thing everyday

    for breakfast i have a frozen breakfast biscuit thing with bacon egg and cheese and vitamin water with miralax and benefiber in it

    lunch: turkey sandwich and some chips and maybe half of a can of pop

    dinner: today all i had was a piece of bread but usually chicken and rice or spaghetti---you know, real dinner lol

    thats about it

    Whoa, no veggies? You need to eat a lot of green leafy vegetables and fruits, for one thing! try that!

    Yeah, this.^
    You say you "tried" fruits and veggies, like they're medicine or something. Eat them. Everyday. Several times a day. And drink plenty of water. Caffeine also helps move things along, as I'm sure you know. So does a teaspoon full of olive oil on a empty stomach. I recently started taking a daily dose of 250 mg of magnesium to cope with my IBS, and within a week I felt amazing. I went from once every 4-5 days, to 1/day.
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
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    Wow, 8 pages of replies to a girl boasting about her ginormous poop.
  • Katie3784
    Katie3784 Posts: 543
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    I would be miserable if I only went once a week. Just the thought of everything I ate for a whole week sitting inside of me would be enough to make me take laxatives or enemas. I used to be severely constipated, but once I started eating a lot(around 60 grams) of fiber a day and drinking a ton of water, I started having perfect BMs everyday. BTW, am I the only person in the world who goes at night?
  • Sabine_Stroehm
    Sabine_Stroehm Posts: 19,263 Member
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    yah just once a week....not sure why, I had a colonoscopy and use fiber supplements, maybe just nerves? But I usually average once a week!
    This was me. Til I stopped eating wheat. I was fiber QUEEN. Then I stopped eating wheat and things happen nearly daily. Might be worth a try.

    EDIT: but you're gonna have to start eating fruits and vegetables! Your diet is really bad!
  • Melanie_RS
    Melanie_RS Posts: 417 Member
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    sometimes I've weighed more...and I do not know how that is physically possible. but i go way more than once a day. :/

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