Marriage Advice
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What's his is yours and what's yours is...yours! :laugh:0
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Remember, he is your master and you are his slave. Whatever he asks, you do. NO QUESTIONS ASKED. He better come home to a warm meal, silent children and you standing naked at the door. No exceptions.
Good luck.
I'm seriously hoping that was tongue in cheek....
I'm sure he'd prefer something else in cheek...
I'm sure he would but if my treated me as a slave, well that is moot because I wouldn't have chosen that weak of a man. If that is the life you live I feel sorry for you.
Geeze girl, take a joke. If your life is this serious, I feel sorry for you.0 -
6) But yourself aside sometimes...its okay to put him and his needs first sometimes...even if this means doing something you don't like.
Like anal.
Or other things. Like oral.
Oh no ladies, better yet, like them both!!! FTW!0 -
if you get a dog, it might eat its own poop.
If you have kids, they'll poop in the tub.
And c'mon... let's be honest... they also might eat their own poop
Hey - the woman needs to know what she might be getting herself into!!! lol0 -
I'm sure he would but if my treated me as a slave, well that is moot because I wouldn't have chosen that weak of a man. If that is the life you live I feel sorry for you.0
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Never go more than 2 days without sex, even when you don't feel like it. Aim for daily, or more.
Never deny your spouse sex.
Everything else will fall in place if you're both laid like tile0 -
Don't stop "doing the deed".0
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Pray with your husband, for your husband, tell God every time your mad at your husband ( do not tell any every one else) , and later if the time comes pray all together with your husband and kids some times too.0
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Figure out what love language you/ your spouse are and give this to each other occasionally.0
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if you get a dog, it might eat its own poop.
If you have kids, they'll poop in the tub.
And c'mon... let's be honest... they also might eat their own poop
Hey - the woman needs to know what she might be getting herself into!!! lol
They also might "paint" with their poop. Invest in a carpet cleaner. :ohwell:0 -
communicatin, dont judge, and dont go to bed angry at each other; and never stop learning about the other.
(watch movie called Fire proof). make sure to have lots of date nights0 -
Don't do it!
Drag out this engagement and those ab pics as long as you can
:P
Good luck my dear!0 -
I'll start.
Boys have wee wees and girls have hoohahs. I recommend getting a magazine that explains all this in better detail. :drinker:
too funny!!0 -
Don't stop "doing the deed".
good advice!!0 -
Kids change EVERYTHING! Accept it.....
Don't forget to catch up every once in a while. Sit down an have a meal together at least twice a week. You will be surprised on how fast life takes over.
Be honest with each other about EVERYTHING (especially money matters). But even then the answer to "Do I look fat in these jeans" is always NO.
Hahaha...Great Advice! :flowerforyou:0 -
(watch movie called Fire proof)
That movie is a pile of crap. Courting other men happens before marriage, not during.
Treat her well, but if your wife starts courting another man while you're married - sack up and kick her out.0 -
All of these comments are great. There is good advice and bad advice given here. Trying to determining which is which is the same as how your marriage will be.
If you do nothing else at least take some of this advice good or bad
Choose Wisely!
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Don't do it.
agree - there really is no point.0 -
if you get a dog, it might eat its own poop.
If you have kids, they'll poop in the tub.
Truth!0 -
Never go to bed angry.
bad advice ...going to bed angry makes for great sex0
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