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  • Mrsfullwood
    Mrsfullwood Posts: 172 Member
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    What's his is yours and what's yours is...yours! :laugh:
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,849 Member
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    Remember, he is your master and you are his slave. Whatever he asks, you do. NO QUESTIONS ASKED. He better come home to a warm meal, silent children and you standing naked at the door. No exceptions.

    Good luck.

    I'm seriously hoping that was tongue in cheek....

    I'm sure he'd prefer something else in cheek...

    I'm sure he would but if my treated me as a slave, well that is moot because I wouldn't have chosen that weak of a man. If that is the life you live I feel sorry for you.

    Geeze girl, take a joke. If your life is this serious, I feel sorry for you.
  • Kristy_Elizabeth
    Kristy_Elizabeth Posts: 435
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    6) But yourself aside sometimes...its okay to put him and his needs first sometimes...even if this means doing something you don't like.

    Like anal.

    Or other things. Like oral.

    Oh no ladies, better yet, like them both!!! FTW!
  • MamaKeeks
    MamaKeeks Posts: 234
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    if you get a dog, it might eat its own poop.

    If you have kids, they'll poop in the tub.

    And c'mon... let's be honest... they also might eat their own poop

    Hey - the woman needs to know what she might be getting herself into!!! lol
  • GasMasterFlash
    GasMasterFlash Posts: 2,206 Member
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    I'm sure he would but if my treated me as a slave, well that is moot because I wouldn't have chosen that weak of a man. If that is the life you live I feel sorry for you.
    If you cannot recognize a joke, I feel sorry for you. :flowerforyou:
  • saxmaniac
    saxmaniac Posts: 1,133 Member
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    Never go more than 2 days without sex, even when you don't feel like it. Aim for daily, or more.

    Never deny your spouse sex.

    Everything else will fall in place if you're both laid like tile
  • andivaclavicek
    andivaclavicek Posts: 150
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    Don't stop "doing the deed".
  • hypersensitiveb
    hypersensitiveb Posts: 342 Member
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    Pray with your husband, for your husband, tell God every time your mad at your husband ( do not tell any every one else) , and later if the time comes pray all together with your husband and kids some times too.
  • zippo32
    zippo32 Posts: 1,419 Member
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    Figure out what love language you/ your spouse are and give this to each other occasionally.
  • andivaclavicek
    andivaclavicek Posts: 150
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    if you get a dog, it might eat its own poop.

    If you have kids, they'll poop in the tub.

    And c'mon... let's be honest... they also might eat their own poop

    Hey - the woman needs to know what she might be getting herself into!!! lol

    They also might "paint" with their poop. Invest in a carpet cleaner. :ohwell:
  • mattelfaige
    mattelfaige Posts: 11
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    communicatin, dont judge, and dont go to bed angry at each other; and never stop learning about the other.
    (watch movie called Fire proof). make sure to have lots of date nights
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,455 Member
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    Don't do it!

    Drag out this engagement and those ab pics as long as you can
    :P

    Good luck my dear!
  • leaso75581
    leaso75581 Posts: 103
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    I'll start.

    Boys have wee wees and girls have hoohahs. I recommend getting a magazine that explains all this in better detail. :drinker:

    too funny!!
  • leaso75581
    leaso75581 Posts: 103
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    Don't stop "doing the deed".

    good advice!!
  • Greeneyz64
    Greeneyz64 Posts: 14 Member
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    Kids change EVERYTHING! Accept it.....

    Don't forget to catch up every once in a while. Sit down an have a meal together at least twice a week. You will be surprised on how fast life takes over.

    Be honest with each other about EVERYTHING (especially money matters). But even then the answer to "Do I look fat in these jeans" is always NO.

    Hahaha...Great Advice! :flowerforyou:
  • saxmaniac
    saxmaniac Posts: 1,133 Member
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    (watch movie called Fire proof)

    That movie is a pile of crap. Courting other men happens before marriage, not during.

    Treat her well, but if your wife starts courting another man while you're married - sack up and kick her out.
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,311 Member
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    All of these comments are great. There is good advice and bad advice given here. Trying to determining which is which is the same as how your marriage will be.

    If you do nothing else at least take some of this advice good or bad

    Choose Wisely!
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  • GdeVries
    GdeVries Posts: 235 Member
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    Don't do it.

    agree - there really is no point.
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
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    if you get a dog, it might eat its own poop.

    If you have kids, they'll poop in the tub.

    Truth!
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,311 Member
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    Never go to bed angry.

    bad advice ...going to bed angry makes for great sex

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