Marriage Advice

For the man: Pick the hill you want to die on. For example: Who cares what color the walls are, or the furniture style and color. Save a rare veto for something you really don't like or want.

For the woman: Just tell us. We really want to please you. Don't make us guess. Just pisses us off.

Get very acquainted with Adam and Eve or Fredericks of Hollywood cause u need to keep your sex life interesting and spicy.

Don't take advice about your marriage from single women in fact dont even discuss your marriage with single women. Ever.

Let your man do his own thing, whether that's play Xbox, watch the games, go shoot pool etc., have your own thing , knitting, being on mfp all day, gym goddess etc.,

Did I mention keep single women out of your marriage?

YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!!!


*tears*
*lulz*
*awwwws*


Here is a quick reply to many great tips:


I make the best sammiches, and I brew the beer, mmkay?
We have both been in a LOT of therapy, so the whole 'communication' thing comes naturally!
I already refer to him as my second husband - the first was a dud.
I'm definitely, for sure, 100% positive this is the guy I want to marry and spend my life with
We are best friends
Although we're BFFs, we still have our own lives too!
Sex comes easy and often, even when he doesn't want to
"The panties go over the garter" - words to live by.. words to live by..
We're not having children - so thankfully none of that business is even applicable (thank god)
Our dogs eat their poop, too!
We do go to bed angry. Sometimes you gotta step away and cool off. We never go to bed without saying, "I love you." though.

Advice...don't post threads on MFP asking guys for pictures of there junk.

Or at least don't let him know you did. :bigsmile:

If you know each other well enough to get married, marriage shouldn't be such a shock.

You will probably want to kill each other during planning.

Another piece of truth.

YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!!!


*tears*
*lulz*
*awwwws*


Here is a quick reply to many great tips:


I make the best sammiches, and I brew the beer, mmkay?
We have both been in a LOT of therapy, so the whole 'communication' thing comes naturally!
I already refer to him as my second husband - the first was a dud.
I'm definitely, for sure, 100% positive this is the guy I want to marry and spend my life with
We are best friends
Although we're BFFs, we still have our own lives too!
Sex comes easy and often, even when he doesn't want to
"The panties go over the garter" - words to live by.. words to live by..
We're not having children - so thankfully none of that business is even applicable (thank god)
Our dogs eat their poop, too!
We do go to bed angry. Sometimes you gotta step away and cool off. We never go to bed without saying, "I love you." though.

Awesome! You're all set

& Congratulations!!!

YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!!!


*tears*
*lulz*
*awwwws*


Here is a quick reply to many great tips:


I make the best sammiches, and I brew the beer, mmkay?
We have both been in a LOT of therapy, so the whole 'communication' thing comes naturally!
I already refer to him as my second husband - the first was a dud.
I'm definitely, for sure, 100% positive this is the guy I want to marry and spend my life with
We are best friends
Although we're BFFs, we still have our own lives too!
Sex comes easy and often, even when he doesn't want to
"The panties go over the garter" - words to live by.. words to live by..
We're not having children - so thankfully none of that business is even applicable (thank god)
Our dogs eat their poop, too!
We do go to bed angry. Sometimes you gotta step away and cool off. We never go to bed without saying, "I love you." though.

Yeah but do your dogs eat OTHER people's (yes, people not dogs or animals (though mine eats the poop out of the litter box as well) poop.... funny story about my dog dragging around dirty diapers and tearing them up to get to the poop... Not even kidding. There is a reason we keep the baby's bedroom door closed and a baby gate up going to the laundry room (and it has nothing to do with the baby).

Love it!

Don't do it.

this ^^

Never come to MFP and post about your spouse.. by the end of the thread you will have a ton of people telling you to divorce him/her and the he/she is an abusive jerk.

It amazes me how everything always turns to that.. even the "1 email" thread earlier.. must be a ton of bitter people out there.

Here is my honest answer:

I think marriage is a lot of work, but worth it when you are with the right person! This person should be your best friend, someone you can be honest with and play around with! You should be able to communicate with this person on all levels! Never stop dating and never take the other for granted! Respect one another and most important: Have A Sexy Fun Sex Life!

1 Corinthians 13:4-8

4 Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. 5 It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. 6 Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. 7 It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. 8 Love never fails.

Don't let being married stop you from dating...date your spouse.

Don't expect things to be the same five years after the wedding. Relationships change and evolve. So many marriages end in divorce because too many people are not prepared for this.

Anal is what makes love last forever.