okay, it's seduction time

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  • TitanGM
    TitanGM Posts: 1,161 Member
    You look taken..
    So I'm here to set you free. Join me?

    How about you just come and join us for a little fun?

    Awesome ;D

    I don't do this often, so I'll just be blunt. This is me hitting on you, what do you think?

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  • warriorchick24
    warriorchick24 Posts: 17
    You look taken..
    So I'm here to set you free. Join me?

    How about you just come and join us for a little fun?

    Awesome ;D

    I don't do this often, so I'll just be blunt. This is me hitting on you, what do you think?

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    HAHAHAHHAHAhAHAHA
  • VertigoDeath83
    VertigoDeath83 Posts: 24
    Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go f%$k. ;P
  • LaurenAOK
    LaurenAOK Posts: 2,475 Member
    I like those pants on you; they're very becoming. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming too!

    (Sorry it's dirty, is that allowed? :blushing: )
  • LadyDodge02
    LadyDodge02 Posts: 26
    Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go f%$k. ;P

    Hahaha. Love it!
  • Dteg
    Dteg Posts: 86 Member
    my couch pulls out, but I don't
  • butterflylover527
    butterflylover527 Posts: 940 Member
    Ladies... If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

    I have seriously never understood that one until now!!!

    *smacks forehead*



    haha...You are not the only one that just now got that pick up line :)

    ....I get it now...BAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
  • spinqueen72
    spinqueen72 Posts: 406 Member
    Ever since I saw you, I've been PRAYING that you're 18.

    Let me guess: Talladega Nights...The Ballad of Ricky Bobby?
  • sisierra
    sisierra Posts: 659 Member
    haha! winning! :D
    When's our first date? lol
  • MandaPaigeSparkles88
    MandaPaigeSparkles88 Posts: 1,289 Member
    Well I have used this on a few guys and it has worked.

    If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? If I swore you were an angel would you treat me like the devil tonight?
  • tessavonhagen
    tessavonhagen Posts: 94 Member
    wanna go fishing?

    this has always worked for me best way to get laid ever!
  • Mubb
    Mubb Posts: 90
    wanna go fishing?

    this has always worked for me best way to get laid ever!

    I have a boat
  • jules0516
    jules0516 Posts: 158
    Safe word, pick one, call me.

    And here is the winner of this thread!!
  • markyp33
    markyp33 Posts: 25
    Get ya coat - you've pulled

    or

    That dress would look nice on my bedroom floor
  • StarvingKyy
    StarvingKyy Posts: 88 Member
    if i could rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and I together : )
  • parkers93
    parkers93 Posts: 80
    Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  • GemaG
    GemaG Posts: 142
    bump
  • theoriginaljayne
    theoriginaljayne Posts: 559 Member
    (Hope this hasn't been posted already!)

    Hey girl... I wish I was your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves.

    *cue groaning*
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
    Hey baby ... do you ... come here often?

    No, but I'd c_m her more often if I knew you were here.

    Drum roll please

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  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
    (Hope this hasn't been posted already!)

    Hey girl... I wish I was your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves.

    *cue groaning*

    Sexy Math just got less Square! Lovin it! That's one sexy line coming from you! Nice job.

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  • Lobster1987
    Lobster1987 Posts: 492 Member
    Is your body from McDonalds? Cause I’m Lovin It!
  • jfan175
    jfan175 Posts: 812 Member
    Nice legs. What time do they open?
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
    Is your body from McDonalds? Cause I’m Lovin It!

    Never go to McDonalds..but now that I know what I'm missing....that could change! Again, nice job.
  • Lotte34
    Lotte34 Posts: 429 Member
    Im no Fred Flintstone but i could sure make your bed rock
  • jaydubbayu
    jaydubbayu Posts: 456
    How are you going to like your eggs cooked in the morning, baby?
  • tialeanne
    tialeanne Posts: 186 Member
    ::holding literature, pretending to be a guy::

    Hey, I've seen you around here and I hope you'll take a second to listen to what I have to say. See you look like the kind of girl who might be sinful, in that short skirt, with that wild hair, those big breasts, and I'm here to tell you that instead of all those drinks, you need Jesus in you.

    And luckily for you my penis is named Jesus.


    This was an actual line used on me when I was in college. :laugh:
  • AmandaPandah
    AmandaPandah Posts: 222 Member
    Do you mind if I slither in to your Chamber of Secrets?
  • SodaDreamer
    SodaDreamer Posts: 2
    Roses are red.
    Violets are blue.
    I wanna get you pregnant.

    HAHHAHA going to use this one :P
  • Romeolo
    Romeolo Posts: 28
    Haha thats great
  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
    Do you need prayer? Cuz I'd like to lay hands on you
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