You Know You're A Mom (or Dad) When....

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  • XxYeaIrocxX
    XxYeaIrocxX Posts: 224 Member
    When I wake up to a dirty pull up being thrown in my face at 6am and hearing "HEY I pee peed in my pull up, change me"

    Being embarrassed in the store thats nice and quiet when my child screams "MOMMY I'M GONNA BLOW IT UP", then trying to explain to everyone that we aren't terrorists that just means shes gonna fart.

    Putting on an outfit and walking out feeling nice and confident and I hear "ew mom". And I have to go change into something she chooses lol (surprisingly she's got good taste)

    When were out somewhere and she sneezes and a HUGE booger is stuck on her cheek, you just grab it with your fingers wipe it somewhere and go on your marry way while everyone is gagging saying how gross lol

    I could go on for hours

    Ah I just love my baby girl lol
  • microwoman999
    microwoman999 Posts: 545 Member
    LMAO LMAO!! How about this I am a daycare teacher :)


    When the multitude of children over whelms you and you can just scream start running around and no one thinks your crazy :laugh:
  • couponfun
    couponfun Posts: 714 Member
    your son's running around the house in a T-shirt and nothing else screaming "I'm a naked BUTT! NAKED WIENER MOMMA! I'M NAKED! NAKED!" and you accidentally start typing that in the report you're trying to transcribe because you're automatically trained to type whatever you hear and you're on auto pilot.
  • VictoriousMommy
    VictoriousMommy Posts: 24 Member
    When you hum thomas the tank theme for hours on end all day at work...


    LOL!!! this stays in my head for days on end
  • couponfun
    couponfun Posts: 714 Member
    When you hum thomas the tank theme for hours on end all day at work...


    LOL!!! this stays in my head for days on end

    OH MY GOD....MICKEY'S "HOT DOG SONG" and have any of you seen Bubble Guppies? Holy heck...I keep singing the Outside song all the time.
  • MelissaL582
    MelissaL582 Posts: 1,422 Member
    I love all of these!

    ..when one of your children poops and another child comes running in "I want to see!"

    What is wrong with my children?
  • DiannaMoorer
    DiannaMoorer Posts: 783 Member
    heart is aching when you have to leave them at college for the first time and now they are about to graduate college. And it was only yesterday when I felt her move for the first time in my belly.
  • setaylor86080
    setaylor86080 Posts: 210 Member
    When poop is cute and you don't realize you just got throw up on your shirt and it has probably been there since that morning
  • impyimpyaj
    impyimpyaj Posts: 1,073 Member
    When poop is cute and you don't realize you just got throw up on your shirt and it has probably been there since that morning

    I have never once thought poop was cute. :laugh:
  • dme1977
    dme1977 Posts: 537 Member
    When you hum thomas the tank theme for hours on end all day at work...

    hahaahhhaa... you just summed up my day in a few words.... the only difference is I am a stay at home mom and I find myself humming it even when im out at the store... the doctors... even after hes asleep I still am singing/humming the thomas song... that and BOB the builder.... :laugh:

    ...you head for the bakery FIRST at the grocery store so your kid can have a free cookie so you can shop in peace...
    .... when you have teeny tiny underwear hanging off the sink....
    ...when your hand pump soap lights up and plays the theme song from Thomas the train...
    ....when you have to move a 1000 toys out of your way to take a bath..
    (every few months i actually REMEMBER that i can USE the tub too... not just shower...)
  • corrinnebrown
    corrinnebrown Posts: 345 Member
    Your back seat is COVERED in cereal
  • Shelbert79
    Shelbert79 Posts: 510 Member
    when your husband changes his ring tone to the Doofenshmirtz song from Phineas and Ferb (and he's the one watching the show on Saturday mornings!)

    when you can do crunches w/ a toddler sitting on your stomach and push ups with them on your back
  • couponfun
    couponfun Posts: 714 Member
    to continue the poop theme...when your child poops and you figure out exactly what crayons are missing JUST by looking at the poop.

    same with play-doh
  • couponfun
    couponfun Posts: 714 Member
    when your husband changes his ring tone to the Doofenshmirtz song from Phineas and Ferb (and he's the one watching the show on Saturday mornings!)

    when you can do crunches w/ a toddler sitting on your stomach and push ups with them on your back

    My husband did that too - he has me as an angry Perry ringtone. I think I should be insulted.
  • Donnacoach
    Donnacoach Posts: 540 Member
    You've watched Harry and the Henderson's a gazillion times....and know the words by heart.
  • jenlarz
    jenlarz Posts: 813 Member
    When you feel like you will have permanent lego impressions on the bottom of your feet

    When you take progress pics and don't realize how many fingerprints are on the mirror until you upload it on your computer
  • candykay0605
    candykay0605 Posts: 1,019 Member
    when your kids sleep over with their nana for the first time and you still go check their beds every few hours , and wake up panicked when they havent come crawled in bed with you only to realize they are at nana's
  • Neequie
    Neequie Posts: 48
    when you're in the middle of dinner and hear a shout from the other room that says "Mommy, can you come wipe my butt?"!!!
  • Dethea
    Dethea Posts: 247 Member
    When the phone rings and you start singing the Wonder Pets theme song. The phone, the phone is ringing. Lol.

    AHHHH I HATE WONDER PETS!!! But my son loves it. I swear, he just watches the same episode over and over!
  • Shelbert79
    Shelbert79 Posts: 510 Member
    you lock the bathroom door because it truly is your only 'alone' time and you still hear banging... Mom... what are you doing in there?

    this! I have to lock my bedroom door too so I don't have kids standing at the master bathroom door. Why do they only NEED something when I'm in there? And, why can't they ask their dad while I'm in there or vice versa? LOL
  • usernamejoe
    usernamejoe Posts: 219 Member
    when you find chicken nuggets in between seats and you find lego's in your socks
  • kitkatkmt
    kitkatkmt Posts: 178 Member
    You sing the songs Scout sings because that is ALL you hear at home... when you find pacifiers in random places and don't feel weird carrying it into work... when you just wipe the little spot of spit up off the sleeve of your shirt because you just don't have the energy to go searching for another shirt before leaving for work.
  • angieleighbyrd
    angieleighbyrd Posts: 989 Member
    When you watch the wiggles for a half hour before you even realize your kids aren't home!
  • dandelion39
    dandelion39 Posts: 514 Member
    You think nothing of saying things like "please don't lick the garbage can!"
  • russeljames
    russeljames Posts: 103 Member
    when you have touched at least 2 different kids of poop on any given day and neither was your own.
  • couponfun
    couponfun Posts: 714 Member
    you stand in line 12 hours on Black Friday and battle hordes of people for a toy you know for a FACT your child will only play with twice, and you're okay with it.
  • VanillaBone
    VanillaBone Posts: 119 Member
    You have to buy the menthol chapstick, because the cherry stuff WILL get eaten...
  • Neequie
    Neequie Posts: 48
    OH MY GOD....MICKEY'S "HOT DOG SONG" and have any of you seen Bubble Guppies? Holy heck...I keep singing the Outside song all the time.
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    Oh god those are my two....aaaaarrggghhh!! HEEELLLPPP!!! or is my 3 yr old asks "what time is it?" and I break into song..."it's time for lunch" makes her mad every time!! LOL!! :laugh:
  • NPS1985
    NPS1985 Posts: 79 Member
    When you open your purse and there is one shoe , toy train and fruit snack paper left in there.
    When your coversation at work is about cartoons

    My favorite:

    When you drive halfway to work and something pops in your mind about your child and remember/say OMG!!!!!! My child is still in the car!!!!!! You have to turn around and take him to the day care!!!!! ( He was sleeping so quite that I was enjoying the peace in the car!)
  • XxYeaIrocxX
    XxYeaIrocxX Posts: 224 Member
    Adding on

    When to take your potty training 2 yr old to the public restroom and when you go to use the restroom she starts jumping up and down clapping and screaming at the top of her lungs YAY MOMMY YOU WENT PEE PEE! WOO HOO GO MOMMY.

    When my phone goes missing and I can't find it anywhere but suddenly I hear the Angry birds theme song and theres a strange lump under my daughters blanket where shes trying to hide. lol
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