What makes YOU turned off?

My husband just walked in the door, and let out a HUGE friggin fart. That was a huge turn off, and he will not be getting any tonight. Though I doubt that will make him learn his lesson.... I swear, sometimes I wish I were a lesbian! Men are pigs!!!!!!!

NEWSFLASH !!! LESBIANS FART TOO!!!

FTW!

restraining orders.

Who would want you to show any restraint? Um... That is singular. Tee hee

Smoking
Bad attitude
Unkempt
Lack of insight/intellect/interest in anything

My husband just walked in the door, and let out a HUGE friggin fart. That was a huge turn off, and he will not be getting any tonight. Though I doubt that will make him learn his lesson.... I swear, sometimes I wish I were a lesbian! Men are pigs!!!!!!!

Wow, HARSH! Everyone farts..... And yall ARE married.... GEEZ!

1. Someone who enjoys listening to themselves talk so much, that when you actually get a word in, they cut you off or seem to not be listening at all.

2. Chronic negativity - always seeing the glass as half empty.

3. Men that are too well groomed. Metro-sexuals per say. I can't keep up with high maintenance people.

4. Materialism.

5. People who freak out over small beans. (ie. people who can't travel well and get stressed over delays etc..)

6. People who abuse workers in the customer service industry.

Wow, lotsa turn offs. Guess that explains my single status

Jealousy is number one.

If I tell you you're my guy, don't get all jealous because there are other dudes in my life. I have friends. Some of them are male. Deal with it.

My husband just walked in the door, and let out a HUGE friggin fart. That was a huge turn off, and he will not be getting any tonight. Though I doubt that will make him learn his lesson.... I swear, sometimes I wish I were a lesbian! Men are pigs!!!!!!!

Haha I just take this as my queue to try and 1 up him. Some days its with a fantastic burp, and some days I can actually get the fart out. Farts are funny. However, that said, NEVER trust a good fart.

Jealousy is number one.

If I tell you you're my guy, don't get all jealous because there are other dudes in my life. I have friends. Some of them are male. Deal with it.

I tend to agree (I'm not a big fan of jealousy...possessive women however...yeah I can handle that lol), but I can see both sides. Often, that jealousy comes from the fact that 9/10 of the previous women he dated told him he was their guy too. And then he found out that their friends were her guys, and her boss was her guy, and her brothers friends were her guys...etc, and the WHOLE time she was telling him they were just her friends and to chill out lol. You might say 'but he should trust me!'...and I'm sure he wants to, but sometimes it needs a little push in the right direction.

Just playing devils advocate here .

bad teeth.. bad breath, smoking
bad diet.
not concerened with grooming
laziness
no sense of humor
thin skin (everything is NOT about you)

bad teeth/breath
smoking
no sense of humor
constant negativity
video games

Jealousy is number one.

If I tell you you're my guy, don't get all jealous because there are other dudes in my life. I have friends. Some of them are male. Deal with it.

I tend to agree (I'm not a big fan of jealousy...possessive women however...yeah I can handle that lol), but I can see both sides. Often, that jealousy comes from the fact that 9/10 of the previous women he dated told him he was their guy too. And then he found out that their friends were her guys, and her boss was her guy, and her brothers friends were her guys...etc, and the WHOLE time she was telling him they were just her friends and to chill out lol. You might say 'but he should trust me!'...and I'm sure he wants to, but sometimes it needs a little push in the right direction.

Just playing devils advocate here .

I was on the other end of that as well. His friends were his number one girls, his chemistry professor (who was admittedly smoking hot) was his number one lady, his roommate was his number one gal. So I get it.

But I will prove to you, over and over again, that you're my dude. See? Honesty is always the best policy. And I'll nudge. Don't you worry. :flowerforyou:

PS: "You" = hypothetically my guy haha

-Bad hygiene
-Not putting me in my place, I need balls of steel in my life
-Thinking you're putting me in place, but really I just find you annoying.
-Not having a giant c0ck.
-Conceitedness, I don't need to hear about every compliment someone has given you.

-bad hygene
-smoking
-excessive cursing
-impatient people
-excessive gossip
-people with no drive or goals

these are some of my deal breakers

Lack of confidence, non adventurous, small hands, smelly.

A really hot guy that acts cocky.......major turn off.