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okay, it's seduction time

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  • underthecherrytree
    underthecherrytree Posts: 532 Member
    That shirt is becoming on you, and if I were on you, I'd be c_mming too.

    This a line a black guy in HS used on me once- Do you have any black in you? Want some?
  • Broderick50
    Broderick50 Posts: 842 Member
    DO YOU HAVE MIRRORS IN YOUR PANTS CAUSE I SEE ME IN THEM

    AND MY ALL TIME FAVORITE I'M JUST A SQUIRREL TRYING TO GET A NUT WHATS UP
  • torylinnangel
    torylinnangel Posts: 253
    My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me whenever you want to!
  • ninebelowzero
    ninebelowzero Posts: 1
    you've got beautiful eyes - can i touch them?
  • Julz2586
    Julz2586 Posts: 1,330 Member
    you've got beautiful eyes - can i touch them?


    ^^^ ROFL!
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition. In my pants
  • CoffeeNBooze
    CoffeeNBooze Posts: 966 Member
    Hey, wanna buy me a drink?
  • sunshinedazed
    sunshinedazed Posts: 61
    I may not be Fred Flintstone... but I'll make your bed rock. ;)
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    I have a rare tropical disease which will kill me unless I have sex within the next half hour.
  • Bryanslady
    Bryanslady Posts: 161 Member
    You have the whitest teeth I have ever cummed acrossed .
  • soccermoma11
    soccermoma11 Posts: 126
    wanna play soccer darling? *wink*
  • Nina2723
    Nina2723 Posts: 26 Member
    Nice shoes wanna F***?
  • Farfourah
    Farfourah Posts: 896 Member
    You're making me bleed like I'm on my period, and your tongue needs to be my tampon...
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    You're making me bleed like I'm on my period, and your tongue needs to be my tampon...

    UGH lmfao that's just sick!!
  • Farfourah
    Farfourah Posts: 896 Member
    lmao...;(

    Girl, you're making me sweat and fishy, your hand needs to be my pantyliner...=)
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    lmao...;(

    Girl, you're making me sweat and fishy, your hand needs to be my pantyliner...=)

    LMFAO!! stoppit!
  • LoveBaseball61
    LoveBaseball61 Posts: 11
    As Curly from the 3 Stooges would say...."Hey Toots, are you happy or married?" NYUK NYUK NYUK!
  • Farfourah
    Farfourah Posts: 896 Member
    lmao...;(

    Girl, you're making me sweat and fishy, your hand needs to be my pantyliner...=)

    LMFAO!! stoppit!

    bahahaha, I clearly suck at seducing YOU....I was gonna wear you like a condom...and something else but never mind that....
  • AimeeLynn90
    AimeeLynn90 Posts: 94
    Roses are red,
    MFP is blue,
    You look bangable,
    So I'll add you!


    This made me LOL.
  • xRagster
    xRagster Posts: 27
    Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raising *kitten*! lmao
  • chrissyw63
    chrissyw63 Posts: 147 Member
    What do you and my big toe have in common??

    I'm eventually gonna bang you on a table, too ...

    (I just heard this one the other day and it about killed me ... effen hilarious!)
  • gwduker
    gwduker Posts: 293
    I've never used pick up lines so I'd say

    "wanna join me for a work out?" or "lets play video games"

    lol that count?
    My best pick up line wasn't even one. When I was in Omaha I saw this gal I thought looked REALLY great. I asked her where she worked out. Man we had fun together for quite a while! :)
  • MissAnjy
    MissAnjy Posts: 2,480 Member
    do you work at little ceasars? because you're hot and I'm ready.
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    I was leaving the grocery store and loading my groceries into my vehicle when a man came up to me and asked me...and I quote

    " Hey little lady, does your husband know you're driving his truck?"

    I stupidly looked up from my shopping cart and said I don't have a husband....

    it wasn't until I got into the truck and drove off with my daughter, just HOWLING with laughter, that I got it.

    Her response?: Mom I think he "liked" you.
  • saintsfanatik
    saintsfanatik Posts: 68 Member
    I've never used pick up lines so I'd say

    "wanna join me for a work out?" or "lets play video games"

    lol that count?

    Yeah, Sunshine...you'd definitely have me at the "video games"--even asking would get my attention. Geek girls rule!! :)
  • saintsfanatik
    saintsfanatik Posts: 68 Member
    Let's go to breakfast, baby. Should I call you, or nudge you?
  • warriorchick24
    warriorchick24 Posts: 17
    I've never used pick up lines so I'd say

    "wanna join me for a work out?" or "lets play video games"

    lol that count?

    Yeah, Sunshine...you'd definitely have me at the "video games"--even asking would get my attention. Geek girls rule!! :)

    Lol well then I guess i shouldn't point out that I play W.o.W and know what Diablo is....
    an 85 Human Female Warlock and 85 Dranaei Shaman....got your attention now? hahaha
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