OMG THE ZOMBIES ARE REAL!!!!!! (CREDIBLE NEWS SOURCE)

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  • 970Mikaela1
    970Mikaela1 Posts: 2,013 Member
    Any sporting goods store carries zombie rounds for all calibers of guns also......time to stock up on them i guess:)
  • Aperture_Science
    Aperture_Science Posts: 840 Member
    Woah there survivors..... Basements are not the place to go when the zombies come a limpin'!

    Look up... to your lofts and second floors. Basements have one route in and out. Where prey are you going to go when the zombies are hammering at the door? Upstairs you have the roof as your secondary escape plan.

    for more useful survival tips see : The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks.
  • kennie2
    kennie2 Posts: 1,170 Member
    good job we're getting into good shape to survive it then isnt it?
  • hadesflame
    hadesflame Posts: 93 Member
    It's all about the head shot.... Flick your records if you have to! Just aim for the head!
  • Kari089
    Kari089 Posts: 109 Member
    I saw it on facebook and didn't think it was real till I did some digging...Time for me to find a hot redneck with a cross bow lol...

    I also want my very own Daryl..gimme some squirrel stew any day! lol wait a minute..how many calories per serving!? eeek!
  • Elf_Princess1210
    Elf_Princess1210 Posts: 895 Member
    See! Drugs really do turn people into zombies!!


    Seriously this guy must have gotten ahold of some bad stuff. Sounds like cocaine or PCP psychosis!


    Edited for clarity
  • Aperture_Science
    Aperture_Science Posts: 840 Member
    It's all about the head shot.... Flick your records if you have to! Just aim for the head!

    Love this! Sign 'o' the Times and Blue Monday (original pressing) are safe. Batman: Throw away!
  • Shelbert79
    Shelbert79 Posts: 510 Member
    Limber up! And don't forget the 'double tap'! lol
  • JPal5
    JPal5 Posts: 178
    I saw it on facebook and didn't think it was real till I did some digging...Time for me to find a hot redneck with a cross bow lol...

    YES PLEASE!
  • zombiefarmboy
    zombiefarmboy Posts: 221 Member
    How many calories was that?
  • jlwbeans0823
    jlwbeans0823 Posts: 178 Member
    This makes me want to read the Zombie Survival Guide again and go home early to start a zombie movie marathon! Fulci here I come!
  • couponfun
    couponfun Posts: 714 Member
    yeap seen this on the news too!!

    shouldve double tapped first... stupid newb

    +1
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    I heard this yesterday on The Edge, poor guy was all LSD'd.
  • Drenched_N_Motivation
    Drenched_N_Motivation Posts: 1,004 Member
    bump
  • JThomas61
    JThomas61 Posts: 892
    Rule #1 – Cardio

    Rule #2 – The Double Tap ;)

    Got rules 1 and 2 down!
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    Why wasn't the guy with the eaten face shot also? That is how it will spread.
  • _HeathBar_
    _HeathBar_ Posts: 902 Member
    Damn, why does Miami have to be ground zero? I was hoping it would start in California or something so I have time to bug out.
  • VenomousDuck
    VenomousDuck Posts: 206
    Why wasn't the guy with the eaten face shot also? That is how it will spread.

    I was thinking the same thing.... 28 days.....
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    Why wasn't the guy with the eaten face shot also? That is how it will spread.

    I was thinking the same thing.... 28 days.....
    Rage virus > zombies anyday
  • Aperture_Science
    Aperture_Science Posts: 840 Member
    Rule #1 – Cardio

    Rule #2 – The Double Tap ;)

    I disagree. A brisk walk will leave the undead behind so a high level of cardio is overkill. Stealth and speed will be more important when scavenging for supplies. The ability to break from cover, get supplies and get back to cover and safety is required. So, flexibility, agility work and HiiT will help you do this.

    If you are thinking of migration, then cardio is a more useful skill but in that case, double tap is probably not required either; most migration routes will be crammed with panicking people. In this instance you are more likely to be using your gun against humans than ghouls. Although double tap is a very efficient kill technique a shot to the leg, arm, chest will stop a human assailant.

    Rule #1 have a plan

    Rule #2 have a back up plan

    Rule #3 implement plan early

    Rule #4 avoid concentrations of infection

    Rule #5 avoid masses of human population (a.k.a. Zombie food)

    Rule #6 stay healthy
  • jenillawafer
    jenillawafer Posts: 426 Member
    I wonder if he remembered to enter the mans face and eyes on his MFP diary.

    LOL!! I love this. :laugh:
  • SylentZee
    SylentZee Posts: 262
    Rule #1 – Cardio

    That's what I always say lol.
  • simplyshannal
    simplyshannal Posts: 188 Member
    Did you read the follow story that came after?? It identified the man and his ex-wife said that he had a history of violence and drug abuse. She also said that the man WAS NOT DEAD prior to the incident and that it was probably his PCP usage that caused the outburst and crazy behavior.
  • killingtheantagonist
    killingtheantagonist Posts: 178 Member
    Thank god I practically live in the middle of nowhere.
    Of course I'd have my fair share of zombies, but no where as bad most places.
    Let's go to Alaska so they can freeze to death....errmm, i mean re-death?

    Rage virus > Zombies
  • AnneGenevieveS
    AnneGenevieveS Posts: 441 Member
    I just showed all my friends :)
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    Did you read the follow story that came after?? It identified the man and his ex-wife said that he had a history of violence and drug abuse. She also said that the man WAS NOT DEAD prior to the incident and that it was probably his PCP usage that caused the outburst and crazy behavior.
    Govt cover-up to prevent wide-spread panic.
  • deez2015
    deez2015 Posts: 54 Member
    my 15 year old will be excited...he loves the zombie movies, i on the other hand will have nightmares tonight lol :D
  • stratusofkiser
    stratusofkiser Posts: 54 Member
    Rule #1 – Cardio

    Rule #2 – The Double Tap ;)

    LMAO!!! Thats a great movie. Good thing we are all getting in shape and getting our cardio in! Now I just need a shot gun
  • Warren_Carrol
    Warren_Carrol Posts: 21 Member
    so half of Hollywood has a dope problem....is Charlie Sheen eating peoples faces?
    Whitney dies and it takes weeks for the tox report....but officer Bill Bob diagnoses it at the scene.

    ya...the media isn't screwing with us.
  • Bigmomma0u812
    Bigmomma0u812 Posts: 118
    This is the sign of the times...

    I work with elementary school kids. One day I had some 2nd -4th graders all playing nicely together outside. It looked as if they were playing cops or something because they were running and shooting and hiding behind things. They were playing so nicely together that I let them stay outside longer.As we were going in I asked them, man that looked like a lot of fun, what were you playing? Zombie Apocalypse was my answer. Sheesh!

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