OMG THE ZOMBIES ARE REAL!!!!!! (CREDIBLE NEWS SOURCE)

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  • VeganInTraining
    VeganInTraining Posts: 1,319 Member
    but wouldn't the "victim" be a zombie by now.....perhaps all the movies are wrong, it takes much longer to "turn"
  • quie618
    quie618 Posts: 102 Member
    I think the scariest part of the story is that when told to stop by the police, he looked up at them, growled, and then resumed eating the man's face.
  • ShalisaClam
    ShalisaClam Posts: 190
    Rule #1 – Cardio

    Rule #2 – The Double Tap ;)

    I disagree. A brisk walk will leave the undead behind so a high level of cardio is overkill. Stealth and speed will be more important when scavenging for supplies. The ability to break from cover, get supplies and get back to cover and safety is required. So, flexibility, agility work and HiiT will help you do this.

    If you are thinking of migration, then cardio is a more useful skill but in that case, double tap is probably not required either; most migration routes will be crammed with panicking people. In this instance you are more likely to be using your gun against humans than ghouls. Although double tap is a very efficient kill technique a shot to the leg, arm, chest will stop a human assailant.

    Rule #1 have a plan

    Rule #2 have a back up plan

    Rule #3 implement plan early

    Rule #4 avoid concentrations of infection

    Rule #5 avoid masses of human population (a.k.a. Zombie food)

    Rule #6 stay healthy


    I think I love you. So, what are you doing after the Zombie Apocalypse? :love:
  • Miss♥Ivi
    Miss♥Ivi Posts: 461
    I love my city :laugh: I got a text from the EMT who picked up the victim before the news went viral and I did NOT believe him until I saw it on the news. I didn't want to see the pics but I was told the victim is missing his entire nose and pieces of his cheek.


    I think it's time to move :laugh:
  • simplyshannal
    simplyshannal Posts: 188 Member
    The behavior that the man showed was clear signs of someone high on certain drugs. No, it isn't some gov't coverup...that is just dumb to say. Thank goodness that I believe in God and don't have to worry about that kind of stuff! I think the movies are stupid and I would never let my son watch them. He saw a promo for "The Walking Dead" and it scared him and at the same time, pissed me off. They should sensor that crap! Oh, and crap is what it is!! Sounds like there are a lot of people who really need to go to church!!! Sorry for the rant, I just can't stand when people perpetuate this stupidness!!!
  • Aperture_Science
    Aperture_Science Posts: 840 Member
    Rule #1 – Cardio

    Rule #2 – The Double Tap ;)

    I disagree. A brisk walk will leave the undead behind so a high level of cardio is overkill. Stealth and speed will be more important when scavenging for supplies. The ability to break from cover, get supplies and get back to cover and safety is required. So, flexibility, agility work and HiiT will help you do this.

    If you are thinking of migration, then cardio is a more useful skill but in that case, double tap is probably not required either; most migration routes will be crammed with panicking people. In this instance you are more likely to be using your gun against humans than ghouls. Although double tap is a very efficient kill technique a shot to the leg, arm, chest will stop a human assailant.

    Rule #1 have a plan

    Rule #2 have a back up plan

    Rule #3 implement plan early

    Rule #4 avoid concentrations of infection

    Rule #5 avoid masses of human population (a.k.a. Zombie food)

    Rule #6 stay healthy


    I think I love you. So, what are you doing after the Zombie Apocalypse? :love:

    I'll be on one of the sweeper teams clearing the land of latent zombie threats. It's a tough job, but someone's got to do it. :smokin:
  • cardbucfan
    cardbucfan Posts: 10,571 Member
    yeap seen this on the news too!!

    shouldve double tapped first... stupid newb

    Thought the exact same thing!!
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    I've have a stash of twinkies, I'm good.
  • cardbucfan
    cardbucfan Posts: 10,571 Member
    I think the scariest part of the story is that when told to stop by the police, he looked up at them, growled, and then resumed eating the man's face.
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    Yep! This too!
  • pullipgirl
    pullipgirl Posts: 767 Member
    I thought it was just a normal occurrence in Florida
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    The behavior that the man showed was clear signs of someone high on certain drugs. No, it isn't some gov't coverup...that is just dumb to say. Thank goodness that I believe in God and don't have to worry about that kind of stuff! I think the movies are stupid and I would never let my son watch them. He saw a promo for "The Walking Dead" and it scared him and at the same time, pissed me off. They should sensor that crap! Oh, and crap is what it is!! Sounds like there are a lot of people who really need to go to church!!! Sorry for the rant, I just can't stand when people perpetuate this stupidness!!!

    I feel the same way about church.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Chewing a man's face?

    Yum.

    My first kiss was sort of like that. He tried to stick my whole face in his mouth - I have a small head and he had a big mouth, so he nearly succeeded. I had slobber from chin to nose and cheek to cheek.

    He didn't use teeth, though.

    Maybe he was just a Zombie in training?
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    The behavior that the man showed was clear signs of someone high on certain drugs. No, it isn't some gov't coverup...that is just dumb to say. Thank goodness that I believe in God and don't have to worry about that kind of stuff! I think the movies are stupid and I would never let my son watch them. He saw a promo for "The Walking Dead" and it scared him and at the same time, pissed me off. They should sensor that crap! Oh, and crap is what it is!! Sounds like there are a lot of people who really need to go to church!!! Sorry for the rant, I just can't stand when people perpetuate this stupidness!!!

    What?

    What does one thing have to do with the other? What does believing in god have to do with zombie fiction?
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    The behavior that the man showed was clear signs of someone high on certain drugs. No, it isn't some gov't coverup...that is just dumb to say. Thank goodness that I believe in God and don't have to worry about that kind of stuff! I think the movies are stupid and I would never let my son watch them. He saw a promo for "The Walking Dead" and it scared him and at the same time, pissed me off. They should sensor that crap! Oh, and crap is what it is!! Sounds like there are a lot of people who really need to go to church!!! Sorry for the rant, I just can't stand when people perpetuate this stupidness!!!

    What?

    What does one thing have to do with the other? What does believing in god have to do with zombie fiction?
    Technically wasn't Jesus a zombie?
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    The behavior that the man showed was clear signs of someone high on certain drugs. No, it isn't some gov't coverup...that is just dumb to say. Thank goodness that I believe in God and don't have to worry about that kind of stuff! I think the movies are stupid and I would never let my son watch them. He saw a promo for "The Walking Dead" and it scared him and at the same time, pissed me off. They should sensor that crap! Oh, and crap is what it is!! Sounds like there are a lot of people who really need to go to church!!! Sorry for the rant, I just can't stand when people perpetuate this stupidness!!!

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  • sleepytexan
    sleepytexan Posts: 3,138 Member
    Thank God I've been doing cardio all these years!
  • VeganInTraining
    VeganInTraining Posts: 1,319 Member
    The behavior that the man showed was clear signs of someone high on certain drugs. No, it isn't some gov't coverup...that is just dumb to say. Thank goodness that I believe in God and don't have to worry about that kind of stuff! I think the movies are stupid and I would never let my son watch them. He saw a promo for "The Walking Dead" and it scared him and at the same time, pissed me off. They should sensor that crap! Oh, and crap is what it is!! Sounds like there are a lot of people who really need to go to church!!! Sorry for the rant, I just can't stand when people perpetuate this stupidness!!!
    church = zombie anti-virus......got it!
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
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  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    The behavior that the man showed was clear signs of someone high on certain drugs. No, it isn't some gov't coverup...that is just dumb to say. Thank goodness that I believe in God and don't have to worry about that kind of stuff! I think the movies are stupid and I would never let my son watch them. He saw a promo for "The Walking Dead" and it scared him and at the same time, pissed me off. They should sensor that crap! Oh, and crap is what it is!! Sounds like there are a lot of people who really need to go to church!!! Sorry for the rant, I just can't stand when people perpetuate this stupidness!!!

    So you let him believe in a totally different fairy tale?
  • HowieTwoPointZero
    HowieTwoPointZero Posts: 494 Member
    I thought it was just a normal occurrence in Florida

    Well it is now!

    Just do me a favor, if I star logging Brainssssssssssssss in my food diary, take me out early.
  • AuddAlise
    AuddAlise Posts: 723 Member
    LOL, going to church will save me from the zombie's? I think not! Has no one seen the 2nd resident evil?
  • mtaylor33557
    mtaylor33557 Posts: 542 Member
    The behavior that the man showed was clear signs of someone high on certain drugs. No, it isn't some gov't coverup...that is just dumb to say. Thank goodness that I believe in God and don't have to worry about that kind of stuff! I think the movies are stupid and I would never let my son watch them. He saw a promo for "The Walking Dead" and it scared him and at the same time, pissed me off. They should sensor that crap! Oh, and crap is what it is!! Sounds like there are a lot of people who really need to go to church!!! Sorry for the rant, I just can't stand when people perpetuate this stupidness!!!

    What?

    What does one thing have to do with the other? What does believing in god have to do with zombie fiction?
    Technically wasn't Jesus a zombie?

    I don't think that zombie fiction is anti-Christianity. In the book of Revelation it talks about all kinds of scary creatures you'll see in the end times. Could definately be some type of zombie in there.. *shudder*

    However, Jesus was not a zombie... zombies have no control over their actions and lose all ties with their human self.. oh, and they also eat brains.. Jesus was resurrected and then ascended...

    Now back to the zombie discussion :)
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
    The behavior that the man showed was clear signs of someone high on certain drugs. No, it isn't some gov't coverup...that is just dumb to say. Thank goodness that I believe in God and don't have to worry about that kind of stuff! I think the movies are stupid and I would never let my son watch them. He saw a promo for "The Walking Dead" and it scared him and at the same time, pissed me off. They should sensor that crap! Oh, and crap is what it is!! Sounds like there are a lot of people who really need to go to church!!! Sorry for the rant, I just can't stand when people perpetuate this stupidness!!!




    The joke















    Your head
  • mtaylor33557
    mtaylor33557 Posts: 542 Member
    LOL, going to church will save me from the zombie's? I think not! Has no one seen the 2nd resident evil?

    I both love and hate the Resident Evil movies. I enjoy them, I enjoy the story line... I really hate the fact that they add zombies to my already vivid nightmares :(
  • macpatti
    macpatti Posts: 4,280 Member
    The behavior that the man showed was clear signs of someone high on certain drugs. No, it isn't some gov't coverup...that is just dumb to say. Thank goodness that I believe in God and don't have to worry about that kind of stuff!
    Wait....do you really think that people are serious about this being a government cover-up? Do you really think that everyone who jokes about zombies "believes" in them?
    Sounds like there are a lot of people who really need to go to church!!!
    Watch yourself. You're sounding like the pharisees.
  • focus4fitness
    focus4fitness Posts: 551 Member
    I saw it on facebook and didn't think it was real till I did some digging...Time for me to find a hot redneck with a cross bow lol...

    I know right? I am just glad my husband has a bow and knows how to use it!
  • VeganInTraining
    VeganInTraining Posts: 1,319 Member
    The behavior that the man showed was clear signs of someone high on certain drugs. No, it isn't some gov't coverup...that is just dumb to say. Thank goodness that I believe in God and don't have to worry about that kind of stuff! I think the movies are stupid and I would never let my son watch them. He saw a promo for "The Walking Dead" and it scared him and at the same time, pissed me off. They should sensor that crap! Oh, and crap is what it is!! Sounds like there are a lot of people who really need to go to church!!! Sorry for the rant, I just can't stand when people perpetuate this stupidness!!!

    What?

    What does one thing have to do with the other? What does believing in god have to do with zombie fiction?
    Technically wasn't Jesus a zombie?

    I don't think that zombie fiction is anti-Christianity. In the book of Revelation it talks about all kinds of scary creatures you'll see in the end times. Could definately be some type of zombie in there.. *shudder*

    However, Jesus was not a zombie... zombies have no control over their actions and lose all ties with their human self.. oh, and they also eat brains.. Jesus was resurrected and then ascended...

    Now back to the zombie discussion :)
    :drinker: friend request sent :)
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    The behavior that the man showed was clear signs of someone high on certain drugs. No, it isn't some gov't coverup...that is just dumb to say. Thank goodness that I believe in God and don't have to worry about that kind of stuff! I think the movies are stupid and I would never let my son watch them. He saw a promo for "The Walking Dead" and it scared him and at the same time, pissed me off. They should sensor that crap! Oh, and crap is what it is!! Sounds like there are a lot of people who really need to go to church!!! Sorry for the rant, I just can't stand when people perpetuate this stupidness!!!

    What?

    What does one thing have to do with the other? What does believing in god have to do with zombie fiction?
    Technically wasn't Jesus a zombie?

    I don't think that zombie fiction is anti-Christianity. In the book of Revelation it talks about all kinds of scary creatures you'll see in the end times. Could definately be some type of zombie in there.. *shudder*

    However, Jesus was not a zombie... zombies have no control over their actions and lose all ties with their human self.. oh, and they also eat brains.. Jesus was resurrected and then ascended...

    Now back to the zombie discussion :)
    zom·bie

    a : a person held to resemble the so-called walking dead



    You added all sorts of extra definitions.

    MWAH!
  • ScientistStudy
    ScientistStudy Posts: 249 Member
    I thought the same when I read that
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
    zom·bie

    a : a person held to resemble the so-called walking dead



    You added all sorts of extra definitions.

    MWAH!

    I usually agree with you binary, but in this case I'm going to have to disagree. Ever been to walmart? The extra clarification is a necessity methinks.

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