"I HAVE NIPPLES GREG,CAN YOU MILK ME?"

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  • Cvanderpol77
    Cvanderpol77 Posts: 8
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    mine would have to be any will ferrel movie. seriously almost every line for me especially anchorman. :)
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
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    Chazz: Mind-bottling, isn't it?
    Jimmy: Did you just say mind-bottling?
    Chazz: Yeah, mind-bottling. You know, when things are so crazy it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle?
  • LoveBaseball61
    LoveBaseball61 Posts: 11
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    From a League of Their Own" when Jimmy Dugan said a prayer in the locker room before the final World Series game:

    "Uh, Lord, hallowed be Thy name. May our feet be swift; may our bats be mighty; may our balls... be plentiful. Lord, I'd just like to thank You for that waitress in South Bend. You know who she is - she kept calling Your name. And God, these are good girls, and they work hard. Just help them see it all the way through. Okay, that's it."
  • greasygriddle_wechnage
    greasygriddle_wechnage Posts: 246 Member
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    Chip Douglas: He who hesitates, masturbates.
  • Mr_Cape219
    Mr_Cape219 Posts: 1,345 Member
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    Rod: [Pronouncing the 'wh'] The safe word is WHiskey

    Kevin: Sorry, Rod, What was that?

    Rod: [Pronouncing 'h'] WHiskey

    Kevin: [pronouncing with a silent 'h'] Dont you mean whiskey?

    Rod: WHat?

    Kevin: You're saying it wierd.

    Rod: [Pronouncing every 'W' as 'WH'] Saying WHat WHeird?

    Kevin: All of it.

    Rod: -scoffs- WHere do you get off?

    Kevin: I just dont get why you're saying it that way.

    Rod: WHy I'm saying WHat *WHat* Whay?

    Kevin: Forget it..

    Rod: I WHill! I WHill forget it!

    or lets not forget the whole 'COOL BEANS' skit.
  • ValRAAAAY
    ValRAAAAY Posts: 270 Member
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    "I would rather fight with you than make love with anyone else"

    ~The Wedding Date
  • runbyme
    runbyme Posts: 522 Member
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    Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull *kitten*, train robbers, bank robbers, *kitten*-kickers, ****-kickers and Methodists!!!

    The most offensive and hilarious movie EVER! LOL! :laugh:
  • atsteele
    atsteele Posts: 1,358 Member
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    Hasta lavista scwartznigga. (White Chicks)
  • Marillian
    Marillian Posts: 3,892 Member
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    Scene from "The Help"

    [flashback to the day Minny had baked a chocolate pie and went over to Hilly's]

    Hilly Holbrook: So, nobody wanted to hire a sass mouthin' thievin'' Negro? Did they?
    [as she's eating Minny's pie]

    Hilly Holbrook: Pie is as good as always, Minny.

    Minny Jackson: I'm glad you like it.

    Hilly Holbrook: If I take you back, I'd have to cut your pay five dollars a week.

    Minny Jackson: Take me back?
    [referring to Minny's pie]

    Minny Jackson: That good vanilla from Mexico and somethin' else real special.
    [as Mrs. Walters comes over to cut herself a slice of the pie]

    Minny Jackson: No! No. No. No, Miss Walters. That's Miss Hilly's special pie.

    Hilly Holbrook: Mama can have a piece.
    [pushes the pie in towards Minny]

    Hilly Holbrook: Cut her one! Go get a plate.

    Minny Jackson: Eat my *kitten*!

    Hilly Holbrook: What did you say?

    Minny Jackson: I said, eat my *kitten*

    Hilly Holbrook: Have you lost your mind?

    Minny Jackson: No, ma'am. But you about to. Cause you just did.

    Hilly Holbrook: Did what?

    [Minny looks at her pie as if to confirm Hilly had eaten the pie which had her *kitten* in it]
    [laughing as Hilly runs out of the dinning room to throw up the pie Minny had put *kitten* in]

    Mrs. Walters: You didn't just eat one, you had two slices!
  • lau444
    lau444 Posts: 120 Member
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    “What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze?
    Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?
    Don’t you worry your pretty striped head, we’re gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed.
    And then we’re gonna find our best friend Doug, and then we’re gonna give him a best friend hug.
    Doug, Doug, oh, Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug!
    But if he’s been murdered by crystal meth tweakers, then we’re *kitten* out of luck.”


    Ethan Tremblay: My father loved coffee, and now we loved him as coffee.
  • nas24
    nas24 Posts: 880 Member
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    From a League of Their Own" when Jimmy Dugan said a prayer in the locker room before the final World Series game:

    "Uh, Lord, hallowed be Thy name. May our feet be swift; may our bats be mighty; may our balls... be plentiful. Lord, I'd just like to thank You for that waitress in South Bend. You know who she is - she kept calling Your name. And God, these are good girls, and they work hard. Just help them see it all the way through. Okay, that's it."

    OMG!!! Love this and that movie!
  • nas24
    nas24 Posts: 880 Member
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    Scene from "The Help"

    [flashback to the day Minny had baked a chocolate pie and went over to Hilly's]

    Hilly Holbrook: So, nobody wanted to hire a sass mouthin' thievin'' Negro? Did they?
    [as she's eating Minny's pie]

    Hilly Holbrook: Pie is as good as always, Minny.

    Minny Jackson: I'm glad you like it.

    Hilly Holbrook: If I take you back, I'd have to cut your pay five dollars a week.

    Minny Jackson: Take me back?
    [referring to Minny's pie]

    Minny Jackson: That good vanilla from Mexico and somethin' else real special.
    [as Mrs. Walters comes over to cut herself a slice of the pie]

    Minny Jackson: No! No. No. No, Miss Walters. That's Miss Hilly's special pie.

    Hilly Holbrook: Mama can have a piece.
    [pushes the pie in towards Minny]

    Hilly Holbrook: Cut her one! Go get a plate.

    Minny Jackson: Eat my ****!

    Hilly Holbrook: What did you say?

    Minny Jackson: I said, eat my *kitten*

    Hilly Holbrook: Have you lost your mind?

    Minny Jackson: No, ma'am. But you about to. Cause you just did.

    Hilly Holbrook: Did what?

    [Minny looks at her pie as if to confirm Hilly had eaten the pie which had her *kitten* in it]
    [laughing as Hilly runs out of the dinning room to throw up the pie Minny had put *kitten* in]

    Mrs. Walters: You didn't just eat one, you had two slices!

    I couldn't stop laughing at that one!
  • thaislcrd
    thaislcrd Posts: 76 Member
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    "Mr. Sanborn, did you take any Viagra today?", the doctor asks as the nurses load him up with the medicines.
    "No. No Viagra," he says, looking at Erika and her daughter.
    "Okay, good. Just need to be sure. Because I put nitroglycerin into your drip. And if you'd taken Viagra, the combination could be fatal," the doctor warns.
    Cut to Nicholson, who rips the IV out of his arm.
    And of course, the women were all laughing!
  • sdereski
    sdereski Posts: 3,406 Member
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    From The Big Chill

    How do you feel?
    Like I got a great deal on a used car.
  • unknownjae
    unknownjae Posts: 6
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    "Frau Blücher!"
  • Mr_Cape219
    Mr_Cape219 Posts: 1,345 Member
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    "Frau Blücher!"

    *horse whinney*
  • nichalsont
    nichalsont Posts: 421 Member
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    Run Forrest!
  • sarah_529406
    sarah_529406 Posts: 38
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    " No one makes me bleed my own blood " Hahahaha
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 749 Member
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    AND

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  • fuselighter
    fuselighter Posts: 40 Member
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    Motorcycle Cop: Tell me, officer, do you have any idea how fast you were going?

    Mike: Well, I got a 426 hemi here, 3/4 cams, nitro boosters, I can get 'er up to as good as 155! Never do, though, of course, unless I'm chasing a cute chick in a Ferrari! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I guess I was goin' about... 65, tops.

    Motorcycle Cop: SEVEN! SEVEN miles an hour! And normally, when I stop people, they pull onto the shoulder!
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