You know you're getting fat when ________ ?

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  • cloud2011
    cloud2011 Posts: 898 Member
    .. you have to buy bigger panties.


    We all know those can stretch a size or two!

    Mine was definitely the bigger panties! My mediums and smalls were getting a little tight.. now they fit perfect again :)
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    When I had just had a baby, I was shopping for new underwear, and my mother holds up a package at the store and says loudly enough for other shoppers to hear, "What size are you UP to now?"
  • missemily1124
    missemily1124 Posts: 102
    It hurts to wear a skirt because your thighs chafe so much...:grumble:
  • omwtofit
    omwtofit Posts: 12 Member
    You keep your purse on your lap to hide that gut!!! Yep, I had to buy bigger purses!!!
  • melbaby925
    melbaby925 Posts: 613
    When you can't get you fat butt into the seat on the airplane and buckle the seat belt!
  • Meadows18
    Meadows18 Posts: 206 Member
    When you have numerous chins when you smile


    I hate this, but it's true. Mine is slowly going away.
  • kokaneesailor
    kokaneesailor Posts: 337 Member
    When having a shot of oxygen while trying to tie your shoelaces actually sounds like a good idea.

    The noise you make trying to cut your own toenails sounds like your trying out for a throat singing competition.

    :wink:
  • kaylasue_mustlose
    kaylasue_mustlose Posts: 27
    You put your jeans on while you are getting ready so they fit by the time you go out....gotta love stretch jeans.
  • Meadows18
    Meadows18 Posts: 206 Member
    When you step on your talking scale and it says.."One at a time please". Or for us in the south, "Y'all get off me".


    LOL
  • bkhfws
    bkhfws Posts: 11
    When you jump off the diving board and some kid yells "look, its Shamo" I was size 18 then now I'm up several dresses since then
  • jayjrf
    jayjrf Posts: 25
    You find food in the beard and get excited.
  • julybaby157
    julybaby157 Posts: 8 Member
    Leggings are your BEST FRIEND!
  • katenmills
    katenmills Posts: 113 Member
    It hurts to wear a skirt because your thighs chafe so much...:grumble:


    THIS!
    Also, when my putting-on-skinny-jeans dance gets so long I consider logging it as cardio. Or when I see a photo of myself and realise my face looks just like Alvin's.... Alvin the chipmunk.
  • kykykenna
    kykykenna Posts: 656 Member
    When shaving your legs turns into yoga.

    When shaving your co**ter is impossible!

    Omg.....I am ROARING laughing!!!!!!!!!
  • tigerblood78
    tigerblood78 Posts: 416 Member
    you get out of the shower, look down, and can't see your................toes
  • JennyLu3
    JennyLu3 Posts: 26
    When you get your winter clothes out of storage, and they don't quite fit. :(
  • smwifey
    smwifey Posts: 28 Member
    When the only way you can paint your toenails is to sit in the floor with legs sorta crossed.
  • noiresoul
    noiresoul Posts: 8 Member
    When you get to school and learn all the escalators are broken and you seriously consider going back home.
    All my classes are 8th floor and up.
  • Zombriana
    Zombriana Posts: 764 Member
    You sit down and feel a new roll. :(
  • smwifey
    smwifey Posts: 28 Member
    You have to dig out your beach stuff before you can take a shower. Bigger towels
  • Chameleone
    Chameleone Posts: 281 Member
    When you feel the need to undo the top button on you jeans when you sit down...and you haven't had a meal yet

    Or when even your underwear starts giving you a muffin top.

    Or when you pull your pants up high enough to stick your gut in there too in hopes that it will disguise it
  • chanty1234
    chanty1234 Posts: 56
    when you go to a party and rather stand all night long just so your extra tire doesn't come out .
  • Robin070
    Robin070 Posts: 18 Member

    Or when you pull your pants up high enough to stick your gut in there too in hopes that it will disguise it

    That right there.

    When you can feel your stomach jiggling when you walk...
  • lotusblue
    lotusblue Posts: 3
    When the jiggle factor hits 3.0 seconds...after you stopped moving!
  • KickassAugust
    KickassAugust Posts: 1,430 Member
    When the only way you can paint your toenails is to sit in the floor with legs sorta crossed.

    I would take a deep breath and hold it while painting cus that was the only way I could reach.. I hear ya!

    How about when the 5 year old next door sees you with yet another pizza and says.. "Do you eat pizza EVERYDAY?"
  • Firewife18
    Firewife18 Posts: 70 Member
    when you pants start making you look like you have a muffin top :laugh:






    exactly this
  • Altarian
    Altarian Posts: 230 Member
    When you are given a tshirt with the pilbury dough boy on it as a gift because the person thinks you look like him when you put on a chef's hat and apron
  • queenpushycat
    queenpushycat Posts: 761 Member
    Idk how to answer because I'm already fat as hell. lol
  • Charmander191
    Charmander191 Posts: 31
    It hurts to wear a skirt because your thighs chafe so much...:grumble:

    I hate this so much :(
  • BigH80
    BigH80 Posts: 280 Member
    When you fall down and rock yourself to sleep trying to get back up.
  • soshotout
    soshotout Posts: 115
    Your 10 year old son happens upon an extremely BBW in a bikini on the internet and asks if it is you!

    *Yep, really happened....

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