You know you're getting fat when ________ ?
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Leggings are your BEST FRIEND!0
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It hurts to wear a skirt because your thighs chafe so much...:grumble:
THIS!
Also, when my putting-on-skinny-jeans dance gets so long I consider logging it as cardio. Or when I see a photo of myself and realise my face looks just like Alvin's.... Alvin the chipmunk.0 -
When shaving your legs turns into yoga.
When shaving your co**ter is impossible!
Omg.....I am ROARING laughing!!!!!!!!!0 -
you get out of the shower, look down, and can't see your................toes0
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When you get your winter clothes out of storage, and they don't quite fit.0
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When the only way you can paint your toenails is to sit in the floor with legs sorta crossed.0
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When you get to school and learn all the escalators are broken and you seriously consider going back home.
All my classes are 8th floor and up.0 -
You sit down and feel a new roll.0
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You have to dig out your beach stuff before you can take a shower. Bigger towels0
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When you feel the need to undo the top button on you jeans when you sit down...and you haven't had a meal yet
Or when even your underwear starts giving you a muffin top.
Or when you pull your pants up high enough to stick your gut in there too in hopes that it will disguise it0 -
when you go to a party and rather stand all night long just so your extra tire doesn't come out .0
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Or when you pull your pants up high enough to stick your gut in there too in hopes that it will disguise it
That right there.
When you can feel your stomach jiggling when you walk...0 -
When the jiggle factor hits 3.0 seconds...after you stopped moving!0
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When the only way you can paint your toenails is to sit in the floor with legs sorta crossed.
I would take a deep breath and hold it while painting cus that was the only way I could reach.. I hear ya!
How about when the 5 year old next door sees you with yet another pizza and says.. "Do you eat pizza EVERYDAY?"0 -
when you pants start making you look like you have a muffin top :laugh:
exactly this0 -
When you are given a tshirt with the pilbury dough boy on it as a gift because the person thinks you look like him when you put on a chef's hat and apron0
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Idk how to answer because I'm already fat as hell. lol0
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It hurts to wear a skirt because your thighs chafe so much...:grumble:
I hate this so much0 -
When you fall down and rock yourself to sleep trying to get back up.0
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Your 10 year old son happens upon an extremely BBW in a bikini on the internet and asks if it is you!
*Yep, really happened....0
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