You know you're getting fat when ________ ?

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  • soshotout
    soshotout Posts: 115
    Ahhh, two more...

    When you can turn your stomach rolls into Tina the Talking Tummy to the amusement of your children AND

    When said children spend hours harassing you to try and get you to do the 'Truffle Shuffle'

    All true
  • Miss_Chanelle
    Miss_Chanelle Posts: 87 Member
    when you pants start making you look like you have a muffin top :laugh:

    This was my motivation to lose weight in the beginning!!! I hate it!
  • tonilizzy88
    tonilizzy88 Posts: 920 Member
    hen you cant paint you toe nails without needing to comeing up for a breath every 2 seconds
  • hendongirl
    hendongirl Posts: 156 Member
    .....when your double chin has a double chin of it's own... and is also working out to try and lose it....
  • alice0711
    alice0711 Posts: 99 Member
    in store changing room, notice how bigger im than home mirror told me i look smaller
  • MFPAddict
    MFPAddict Posts: 2,069 Member
    When you can no longer fit into your "fat" jeans
  • leslturn8
    leslturn8 Posts: 505 Member
    when you eat the wrong food.....often.....
    when your scales say excessive fat and then the next day say ur obese
    when my muffin top looks like a loaf of bread
    when your scared ull split ur pants by bending
    when you keep quitting even thought the friends u wanted to motivate you have now pulled their fingers out of their *kitten* an is doing it but ignoring u now......
    when you avoid your smaller sizes you just began to fit into!
  • mruntidy
    mruntidy Posts: 1,015 Member
    When you have to clean yourself with a rag on a stick
  • MFPAddict
    MFPAddict Posts: 2,069 Member
    when the skinny people are afraid you are going to eat them
  • LottieLou13
    LottieLou13 Posts: 574 Member
    When you struggle to cut your own toe nails
    When you can't lie down in the bath without your hips getting stuck and making a dam
    When you wear holes in the inside thigh of all of your leggings and even a pair of jeans
    When you feel like you are going to die after climbing one flight of stairs
    When you get called 'a big girl'
    When your housemate constantly says 'your not fat......' (in that way which means they are just trying to be nice)
    When you go to the local liquor land at 11pm because you just HAVE to have a bar of chocolate

    All true stories. Thankfully none of them now are part of my life :smile:
  • Umeboshi
    Umeboshi Posts: 1,637 Member
    When you eat more than your maintenance calories on a regular basis.
  • jess393
    jess393 Posts: 220 Member
    When you stop wearing shoes with laces.

    do flip flops count? :laugh:

    In the defense of flip flops: I'd live in them if I could! lol!
  • Ms_Blondie
    Ms_Blondie Posts: 25 Member
    You can't fit into your shoes anymore.
  • wasveganvictoria88
    wasveganvictoria88 Posts: 249 Member
    you want to wear your jeans to your boobs to avoid muffin top!
  • wasveganvictoria88
    wasveganvictoria88 Posts: 249 Member

    When you wear holes in the inside thigh of all of your leggings and even a pair of jeans

    Lol EVERY pair of jeans I've owned have done that!
  • gromithere
    gromithere Posts: 172 Member
    Your second chin has a name.
  • jess393
    jess393 Posts: 220 Member
    When you have a stack of jeans as tall as you, that you can't fit into, but the good ole fat jeans that you've always worn don't fit anymore. Ugggh.
  • PuffedMummy
    PuffedMummy Posts: 17
    Your personal gravitational pull starts interfering with Doppler radar.

    Clever.

    And very funny.
  • AlexanderK1994
    AlexanderK1994 Posts: 243 Member
    when the skinny people are afraid you are going to eat them

    This made me giggle... and I remembered this joke XD

    - Remember, you are what you eat.
    - I need to eat a skinny person...
  • GemmaRowlands
    GemmaRowlands Posts: 360 Member
    When nobody sits next to you on a bus because they know they'd have no room.

    When you can no longer make it to the top of the stairs without having to take a rest before you continue walking.

    When your friends stop asking you what you're wearing on a night out, because they know they're never going to get an interesting answer.

    When you start being invited out on nights out "to make your friends look thin" (and yes, this was said to me).

    When your PE teacher stops asking you to demonstrate because they know the other girls laugh when you run (even though I was good at scoring goals in netball for example, but it wasn't worth the hassle).
  • PuffedMummy
    PuffedMummy Posts: 17
    when the skinny people are afraid you are going to eat them

    Hilarious! OMG is that why my best friends are on facebook?
  • AlexanderK1994
    AlexanderK1994 Posts: 243 Member
    Ah, also. When you have to buy skinny jeans that aren't really skinny... especially in the thigh area.
    True story. ._.
  • DonttrythatwithME
    DonttrythatwithME Posts: 214 Member
    when your sunbathing and people are throwing buckets of water over you to stop you drying out...
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    You get a brown belly when fake-tanning your legs!
  • BazAbroad
    BazAbroad Posts: 248
    When u see yourself on a home video and think, wtf is that,,,,
    no, thats not me, thats not how I look,,,,,is it ?
  • MrsChay
    MrsChay Posts: 13 Member
    You get out of breath tying your shoes.




    this:cry:
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
    ...you have to be aware of every chair, restaurant booth, etc. before sitting down.
    ...once you do sit down, it takes a huge effort to get back up - especially in lower chairs.
    ...your steering wheel in the car is REALLY close to you tummy!
    ...you don't do the things you want to because of your weight.
  • percxa
    percxa Posts: 16 Member
    when you only have to adjust the airplane seat belt a couple of inches to make it snug.
  • m60kaf
    m60kaf Posts: 421 Member
    When your back fat starts to look like man boobs.

    THIS!!

    One of the top reasons I started to lose weight... a beer back... eww
  • skinnybearlyndsay
    skinnybearlyndsay Posts: 798 Member
    When you break your chair at work :sad:

    This happened to me. Not a good day.

    When you can't O because there's too much of you in the way. :(

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