A Question for Crazy Girls
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don't get involved with these girls in the first place hunny, there are plenty of nice girls out there
"Nice girls are *kitten* in bed."0 -
Ok, I'm going to pipe up here… Tell her the truth, do not sugar coat it, do not make it seem like you want any more contact with her, expect tears, do not feel bad. She needs to get the point. The worst is when guys make it seem like maybe they care a little, but they really don't. Seriously, it is best to be an *kitten*. Unless she actually is super crazy and will molotov cocktail you… then tell her you're gay or something...0
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To people saying don't date the crazies: Nobody know they're dating a crazy till you're WITH a crazy. Crazy is always either hidden or is covered by a drape of hotness.
-wtk
Perfectly ok. And you'll have to tell me those signs sometimes. She start picking out home decor? We've all been there. If you REALLY want to avoid dating crazy women then you actually will have to go gay.
If this break up involves anything short of you faking your own death I'm going to be very let down here...0 -
Tell her that she deserves better and you don't have "those" feelings for her. Or tell her you don't ever want children, and you hate puppies and kittens. Most women love all these things. I don't want kids, so this wouldn't scare me, but I've told guys I didn't want kids, and that sometimes ended things effortlessly!0
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The forms of recourse are simple:
A) Run bro.
Dye your hair and move to Mexico or any South American country.
C) My personal recommendation:
D) Go to her house and tell her you don't like her and that you shouldn't see each other anymore. Then return to your house and rig the front door and windows with motion sensing nuclear arms.
E) Go to her house and ask to use her computer. Download TOR Network and proceed to download illegal images and stolen government documents. Call CIA or FBI and give them an "anonymous tip". Watch her trial from the sanctity of your home on television as she is sentenced to 10-20 years in prison.
That's all I got bro - these are the only ways. good luck bro.0 -
don't get involved with these girls in the first place hunny, there are plenty of nice girls out there
"Nice girls are *kitten* in bed."
I also beg to differ on this one!!
LMAO... I would agree.... be an *kitten*0 -
I am not a crazy girl so I can not say what should be/not be said when dumping a psycho.. however word to the wise is not to date one in the first place.
sometimes we don't know till the last were in too deep (no pun intended)0 -
Quick question, how good are you with makeup/Silly Putty?
Fake the right std and you are home free brother.0 -
Ha de ser terrible tenerme y después perderme.
-wtk
eso es sólo su opinión0 -
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Generally speaking, I have no problem ending relationships. In fact, I kind of like it. It's exhilarating.
That said, breaking up with a crazy girl* is a dangerous proposition. I don't like being stabbed or hit with a car or having cigarette burns or anything like that. So I ask, in all sincerity, how is a man supposed to dump you without getting thousands of Charles D!ckens-length text messages, a few buckets of tears, and, potentially a new scar or two?
Thanks for the help and you are welcome to PM the answer if you wish to preserve your anonymity. Your secret is safe with me.
Cheers,
-wtk
* I could totally make a joke about how being dumped by me would make anyone crazy, but now is not the time.
Edit: MFP: You've really got to do something about some of this censoring. If one cannot cite the name of a [vastly overrated] Victorian novelist, then perhaps your filters are a little too intense.
well after sex i would just be really honest with her its the right thing to do0 -
To people saying don't date the crazies: Nobody know they're dating a crazy till you're WITH a crazy. Crazy is always either hidden or is covered by a drape of hotness.
-wtk
This ***** better be a 20 on a 1-10 scale....or you're either 1) Really stupid or 2) REALLY needed to get laid.0 -
fyi - we all might have a little crazy in us, but I think stabbing tendencies takes that to a whole other level of craziness..... that's beyond bat *kitten* crazy. Hell, that's right on up to pyscho hose beast level.0
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Tell her you're gay.
OR, Do it in public, Hell, then it would be even more believable and EXHILERATING!!!!!0 -
don't get involved with these girls in the first place hunny, there are plenty of nice girls out there
"Nice girls are *kitten* in bed."
And this folks is why I'm a whole load of bat-*kitten* crazy :bigsmile:
I always get dumped by text - and I mean ALWAYS! I dont think guys dare say it to my face...or even on the phone....I dont know why I'm so crazy but meh - I dont really care. I get over it pretty quickly though, spend a day wondering WTH but a week later I'm pouring the crazy all over some other guy :smooched:
Fingers crossed your crazy is a bit like my crazy -good luck! :drinker:0 -
Quick question, how good are you with makeup/Silly Putty?
Fake the right std and you are home free brother.
ooh I like the STD idea. Thank you sir.
For the record. I will NEVER EVER tell a girl "the truth". I have actually told a girl that I am engaged into a arranged marriage by my parents. The reason? No girl I have told the truth was able to just take it at its face value.0 -
I probably should've also mentioned this: Only one of us thinks that we're dating.
-wtk
If your NOT dating her then why do you have to break up with her???
Unless I missed something... there is a reason why she thinks your dating... right??0 -
Expect tears, most girls gonna cry when she gets dumped, it's just a natural thing for most of us. Be sure you don't dump a girl when she's pmsing, the crazy in us all tends to come out then.0
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I feel that it is easier to get over someone, when they are a super **** head. I'd rather be angry than sad over a guy any day. But then you have to watch out for some serious revenge. As she may ruin the next 4-5 relationships you try to have! lol :ohwell:0
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To people saying don't date the crazies: Nobody know they're dating a crazy till you're WITH a crazy. Crazy is always either hidden or is covered by a drape of hotness.
-wtk
This ***** better be a 20 on a 1-10 scale....or you're either 1) Really stupid or 2) REALLY needed to get laid.
^ This
Some of you need to find some decent women, not overgrown teenage brats.0
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