Your WORST date
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I have to confess that I was the reason for bad dates. I would fall asleep in the car on the way to where ever we were going. I also cut a really good date short, because my ex was calling me and wanted me to come see him to work things out. I feel bad about it now, because the guy was cute and nice, and me and my ex only stayed together for a couple of weeks after that...0
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He took me to see Rapunzel in the movie theatre next to my house. He had his dad drive him the half hour to my house, then WALKED ME to the movie theatre. When I cried at the end of the movie, he apologized for not wiping away my tears, which I made pretty obvious that I found those kinds of mushy gushy comments really creepy. After the movie, he took me behind the movie theatre and whipped it out. I swear to God, his pubes were longer than it. I told him I was uncomfortable looking at it and he kept egging me on to look at it, and put his hand under my skirt. It's when he remarked on how hairy I was that I walked home.
Needless to say, I dumped him.0 -
I met this guy online spent a month emailing back and forth. He seemed really chatty and out going. We met up for a date and the dude barely spoke to me. Did not maintain eye contact. His anwers were monosyllabic. I tried realy hard to keep the conversation going but I barely got anything back. I know things were bad when after a long pause in the conversation, I actually heard my self say................................So do you buy anything on Ebay?
And he just said yes! I had to leave afterwards.
The funniest thing was, he sent me a text the next day saying how much fun he had and we should do it again.:noway:
Needless to say I never responded0 -
Before the guy I am with now my friends set me up with a boy they thought I would really like. He seems really nice at first. He started smoking in the car- HUGE turn off and blowing it in my face. First off I have asthma second off EW. We finally get to the movies and he goes to put his arm around me and ended up punching me. After that we grabbed ice cream I was getting up to get a napkin and trip and it landed on him. He laughed it off I figured we were even for the night. He then walks me to my door and I thought he was going to give me a hug. Well we ended up in a very odd dance like motions and then he ended up shaking my hand. Never saw or spoke to him again!0
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haha these stories are giving me comfort because I have had so many bad dates....I had been talking to this guy I met online and we chatted for a couple weeks alot until we met. The day he finally came to meet me he drove about an hour to see me and he had no money he mentioned after we leave to go get something I always find it nice to go to a public place didn't want to hang in my condo for our first date....he mentions on the way he had no $$$. So, I bought my own drinks and I wasn't about to buy his because he was an a** half way into date, he got very angry when I checked my phone. I know it can be rude but its the new era and my kids or anyone could be trying to contact so I have to have my phone on and I do check my texts etc, My friends who are a couple showed up and my friends BF couldn't help but to notice how nasty his fingernails were and he wasn't in a service industry where they should be gross. Anyway, he was very rude and got offended with every little thing, so we finally left. We went back to my place and he mentioned he was hungry but had no money etc, so I fixed him something I had in the freezer. Oh and he was a smoker which is fine but kept having to go on my balcony and smoke and he didn;t chew gum breath was rank :noway: anyway then he pulls this cuddle business with me, I said I am sorry I do not want to cuddle I don't even know you like that, He got so mad, when he left he tried for a kiss but I am sorry his rude crybaby attitude was so bad I was not feeling it he was like an "entitled prick" anyway when I didn't kiss him he texted me on way home calling me all kinds of names....sorry dude don't wanna cuddle with any strangers and especially not a weirdo one! Argh
Still waiting for a date from a prince lol :laugh:0 -
I had been talking to this guy online for weeks. Really had begun to like him...he mentioned that he had been in an accident and was waiting for the money to come through for him to fix his teeth. I assumed he had a few knocked out in the accident... ANYWAY, I drive up to see him one evening, and he answers the door BUCK NAKED, he walked w/ a can (really fast...and crooked like) and he had NO TEETH. And, frankly the nubs he DID have looked gross, so I don't buy the "accident" story. I think he just doesn't brush his teeth. ANYWAY, I was shocked, needless to say. Sadly, I'm so fricken polite, I stayed and watched part of a movie, before I finally said I should be getting home.
i think you dated my neighbor lol0 -
I went to this club and after staring at me all night, the bouncer asked for my number. I figured we could talk and see how it goes because I wasn't too into him right away. After him basically begging me to go out with him for weeks, I finally give in. He asks me to pick him up because his truck is in the shop. Ok. He then makes me wait a block from his house and takes like 20 minutes to get there. When he gets there I noticed that he has black electrical tape around his finger. I made a JOKE about him covering up his wedding ring and I could tell from his reaction that he was! I was just kinda in shock. He asked me to take him around the corner to pick up chinese food (for his wife and kids I am assuming). As soon as he got in the front door of the restaurant, I drove away.0
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I was seeing a kid when I was in high school. I was not one to do the whole bs about football team, hotty, money maker, etc. So He lived in a trailer park, like not a good one. His mom was CERTIFIABLY INSANE.
It was supposed to be a double date. He refused to tell me where we were going & what we were doing. Neither of us had our DL's so his mom had to drive us. So he told me to wear a cocktail dress. We go to Olive Garden. And the other couple we met were in Jeans a casual clothes. I was already pissed. Then we were going to the movies. ( Still in cocktail dress & heels) Well the other couple didn't drive either & his mom had went home so we had to ride with the other couples mom who only could take 2 of us at a time. Well no one could watch a rated R movie since no one could buy the tickets. Plus they didn't want to sneak in to one. Well the 3 of them agreed on a movie, I wasn't to happy about the choice. I probably can't even tell you what that movie was or was about. So movie is over My b/f at the time is calling his mom, she's not answering nothing. We wait and wait and wait. Nothing. It's 10pm. Still nothing. So i decide to start walking. In my heels. I don't remember how far I was before I stopped walking in my shoes, but taking them off was probably the WORST IDEA EVER. I walked w/o my shoes the rest of the way until his mom FINALLY got back with us. ( We had walked almost 4 miles by that time.) I was planning on walking home which was another 5 miles away from the Hospital. We didn't talk the whole time we were walking, except when I was yelling at him. Telling him how miserable of a date this was. And needless to say, we broke up shortly after that. He was not ready for any kind of relationship what so ever.
The next morning, I had HUGE blisters on the bottoms of both my feet.
I will never forget that date. 0 -
He took me to see Rapunzel in the movie theatre next to my house. He had his dad drive him the half hour to my house, then WALKED ME to the movie theatre. When I cried at the end of the movie, he apologized for not wiping away my tears, which I made pretty obvious that I found those kinds of mushy gushy comments really creepy. After the movie, he took me behind the movie theatre and whipped it out. I swear to God, his pubes were longer than it. I told him I was uncomfortable looking at it and he kept egging me on to look at it, and put his hand under my skirt. It's when he remarked on how hairy I was that I walked home.
Needless to say, I dumped him.
His pubes were longer than it!!! LOL0 -
Not sure which is funnier..that his pubes were SO long, or that "Rapunzel" (long hair) was the movie choice! Ironic, or just sad?He took me to see Rapunzel in the movie theatre next to my house. He had his dad drive him the half hour to my house, then WALKED ME to the movie theatre. When I cried at the end of the movie, he apologized for not wiping away my tears, which I made pretty obvious that I found those kinds of mushy gushy comments really creepy. After the movie, he took me behind the movie theatre and whipped it out. I swear to God, his pubes were longer than it. I told him I was uncomfortable looking at it and he kept egging me on to look at it, and put his hand under my skirt. It's when he remarked on how hairy I was that I walked home.
Needless to say, I dumped him.
His pubes were longer than it!!! LOL0 -
My ex now.... Our first date was mortifying ...well for me anyway! We were just out of highschool and I really liked him. So, he came to pick me up the night of our date. I had spent many hours making sure I looked good. As we walked down the driveway to his car... I tripped over the corner of the lawn and fell butt first into the only puddle around... I was soaked right through to my underwears... OMG! All my time getting ready wasted, the only good thing was that I was still home and could change.
After I got changed we left, without falling again,
He planned this fun night of bowling, 10 pin, big balls. I had never really bowled much, muchless with the bigger balls. We were having fun, laughing and chatting it up, he was winning and helping me out with throwing the ball kinda giving me pointers. Ok, so I get up to give'r a go without assistance... I bring the ball up to line it with the pins before I throw, swung my arm back... and oops there went the ball! I turned red first did the holy S(@#, then around only to find my date keeled over with the bowling ball in his stomach. I so wanted to die! Thankfully he wasnt hurt. Needless to say that was it for bowling.
We left... plain and simple! We were together for 3.5yrs after that night.0 -
No, it's not that his pubes were long, that's just how small it was, sadly. But yes, the sad irony!
Not sure which is funnier..that his pubes were SO long, or that "Rapunzel" (long hair) was the movie choice! Ironic, or just sad?He took me to see Rapunzel in the movie theatre next to my house. He had his dad drive him the half hour to my house, then WALKED ME to the movie theatre. When I cried at the end of the movie, he apologized for not wiping away my tears, which I made pretty obvious that I found those kinds of mushy gushy comments really creepy. After the movie, he took me behind the movie theatre and whipped it out. I swear to God, his pubes were longer than it. I told him I was uncomfortable looking at it and he kept egging me on to look at it, and put his hand under my skirt. It's when he remarked on how hairy I was that I walked home.
Needless to say, I dumped him.
His pubes were longer than it!!! LOL0 -
He took me to see Rapunzel in the movie theatre next to my house. He had his dad drive him the half hour to my house, then WALKED ME to the movie theatre. When I cried at the end of the movie, he apologized for not wiping away my tears, which I made pretty obvious that I found those kinds of mushy gushy comments really creepy. After the movie, he took me behind the movie theatre and whipped it out. I swear to God, his pubes were longer than it. I told him I was uncomfortable looking at it and he kept egging me on to look at it, and put his hand under my skirt. It's when he remarked on how hairy I was that I walked home.
Needless to say, I dumped him.
This is hilarious! So you actually sat there in the alley and looked at it and said it makes me uncomfortable? BAHAHAHA. I wish there was a reenactment of this scene!0 -
Another date, she was a lawyer, tall, extremely attractive, ex motorcycle stunt driver. She had back problems from motorcycle accident. We went out, awesome first date. Next day she texts asks if I have any pain medicine for her back. I don't, but got a few percoset from my buddy. A couple of days later she texts around midnight, says she's bored....just the text a guy always appreciates. She invites me to go out for a drive...comes by a few minutes later. I sit down, and recline my seat to where I'm looking at roof of car (ahem...hint hint), so she drives, she parks. She whips it out...her phone that is. Sends off a text. I'm waiting patiently...the suspense is maddening. Someone comes up to the car, she whips it out again...her wallet that is. She then proceeds to buy heroin and to start shooting up in front of me.
That was date #2...anal beads girl was not so off putting anymore.0 -
When I went out with this guy (50 years old) and he was telling me what his mother said. :noway: I know then he had to go, and please forget my name :laugh: :laugh: :bigsmile:0
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I got Ted Mosby'd.
Cracked me up! I am crying here :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ... My sympathies!0 -
Before the guy I am with now my friends set me up with a boy they thought I would really like. He seems really nice at first. He started smoking in the car- HUGE turn off and blowing it in my face. First off I have asthma second off EW. We finally get to the movies and he goes to put his arm around me and ended up punching me. After that we grabbed ice cream I was getting up to get a napkin and trip and it landed on him. He laughed it off I figured we were even for the night. He then walks me to my door and I thought he was going to give me a hug. Well we ended up in a very odd dance like motions and then he ended up shaking my hand. Never saw or spoke to him again!
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She whips it out...her phone that is. Sends off a text. I'm waiting patiently...the suspense is maddening. Someone comes up to the car, she whips it out again...her wallet that is. She then proceeds to buy heroin and to start shooting up in front of me.
Died laughing!!!0 -
Mine was kinda like another on here. We had hung out for a while before and were friends and such before this date. I don't even remember what we did most of the night, but we arrived back at my house and hooked up. Then hooked up again because the first one took him literally like 2 minutes or less to get off. Then after we're done he proceeds to casually tell me that it was his first time... I nearly bolted out of my own house. He was a hard one to get rid of as well. 8 months after our first date I finally had to break up with him because I was just miserable. That induced about 3 more months of midnight phone calls and suicide threats that I had to talk him out of.
Stay away from crazy virgin boys. They're worse than crazy virgin girls.0 -
A few years ago I was set up with this guy; we had made plans to have dinner at Olive Garden and to catch a movie afterwards. He was really nice, smart, funny, successful, attractive. The total package. Or so I thought.
Conversation turned to me and what I did for work. At the time, I was a full-time student, full-time EMT and, also, firefighter in the town in which I lived, a volunteer/per diem position. I was working my way to snag a career job as a firefighter and had just been the only woman to pass the testing process among 80 other (male) applicants. Firefighting was my life and passion.
My lovely date took this opportunity to completely blast the idea of a woman working in what is a predominantly male career field. Like, he went completely off on me. He turned completely nasty and disrespectful, so much so that the waitress looked embarassed for me. I was too shocked to say anything. Thankfully, this was the end of dinner. So, he shamelessly stands up and says"ok, so I'll meet you at the theater?", I just nodded. He pulls out of the parking lot and heads to the movie theater and I just drove home. He must have left me 20 voicemails and 15 texts that were all incredibly rude. Looking back, I should have said something at the dinner table. I just couldn't. I know now it was obviously an insecurity of his but sheesh. Definitely NOT a nice date.0 -
We met online, texted/chatted/talked for a couple of weeks then decided to meet. While driving out to see her, she sends me a picture of a gift she had purchased for me. She said, it's from an adult store. So I'm thinking, what could you possibly get for someone that youv'e never met, at an adult store...maybe some massage oil?
So she sends another picture...a set of anal beads. She said, I had to go buy a new set...just for you. I can't wait to use them on you.
I turned around and went back home...it was a very tense ride back as my cheeks were squeezed tight all the way back home.
oh dear god! hahaha!0 -
A few years ago I was set up with this guy; we had made plans to have dinner at Olive Garden and to catch a movie afterwards. He was really nice, smart, funny, successful, attractive. The total package. Or so I thought.
Conversation turned to me and what I did for work. At the time, I was a full-time student, full-time EMT and, also, firefighter in the town in which I lived, a volunteer/per diem position. I was working my way to snag a career job as a firefighter and had just been the only woman to pass the testing process among 80 other (male) applicants. Firefighting was my life and passion.
My lovely date took this opportunity to completely blast the idea of a woman working in what is a predominantly male career field. Like, he went completely off on me. He turned completely nasty and disrespectful, so much so that the waitress looked embarassed for me. I was too shocked to say anything. Thankfully, this was the end of dinner. So, he shamelessly stands up and says"ok, so I'll meet you at the theater?", I just nodded. He pulls out of the parking lot and heads to the movie theater and I just drove home. He must have left me 20 voicemails and 15 texts that were all incredibly rude. Looking back, I should have said something at the dinner table. I just couldn't. I know now it was obviously an insecurity of his but sheesh. Definitely NOT a nice date.
I tried my hand at firefighting once...did a training scenario where we went in to rescue some dummies from a mobile home...I nearly put the fire out with all the piss coming out of my pants! You have my respect and admiration for having more courage than 99% of anyone out there! You can rescue me any time! Matter of fact, I am going to have to go borrow a kitty and throw it up on a tree somewhere so I can call you.0 -
haha! thanks! that was sweet :blushing:0
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haha! thanks! that was sweet :blushing:
Excuse me...but can I borrow your kitty *In the least creepiest voice and face possible* Bahahahaha!0 -
alright, a little background.....(I'm 25 at the time) friend of mine is a DJ for a local bar/pub.....this girl has been hanging around, and I think she's somewhat cute, and she starts chatting me up, and so I don't really think much of it but we hang for a while.....and by the end of the night, she asks me out...which was a little odd, but hey I go with it....so...on to the date itself.....
I have her meet me at my house because the intention is to take her for a motorcycle ride. I'm not 100% confident that she'll like it, but at least we could ride through the neighborhood. It goes well, and we're riding around for a good half hour before deciding on where to eat. So we stop at a decent restaurant in the mall as things are going good, and here's where the fun begins......
We're waiting to order and the server comes up.....both order drinks and I notice that she's really eyeballing the menu....so the server comes back and I motion to her to go ahead and order first....she declines....so I order a ham and cheese croissant sandwich.....she looks back at me and then orders herself something very similar.....now, at this point, her whole demeanor changes and starts looking as if someone crapped in her wheaties or something.....the server leaves and I'm starting to get this vibe of awkwardness.....to the point of feeling incredibly uncomfortable....so I ask her what's going on and why things are getting strange.....she responds back with "well, when I go out on a date, I have certain expectations and I feel like I shouldn't have to ask for things" to which I responded OK....."you didn't say I could get what I want so I felt limited in what I could have"......um.....ok, so I tell her I can call the server back and add on whatever it is her little heart desires.....made no difference whatsoever.....and the awkwardness got worse, so bad to the point where I excused myself to the bathroom to basically get away and gather myself. I come back...and at this point the food arrives....so I'm eating my food and watching her stare at it like it's dog crap....picking at it.....sighing to herself....so I finish eating what I could, the server comes back, and I ask for the check right away......now, I think at this point she realizes that my house is a few miles away, and that she came in with me on my motorcycle. I considered leaving her there for acting the way she did, but then she quickly starts apologizing for her actions, to which I knew were half-hearted. So I put her on the bike and head home. My roommate is there washing dishes....I ask her to hang out for a second outside as I'm going to change for the next part of our date....my roommate asks how it's going and I tell him what a disaster it's been....so he says "so what are we doing tonight then?".....I went outside to tell her that I couldn't continue the date....she asks to still be friends and after a few psychotic calls after that I washed my hands of her \m/0 -
lmao!!! I feel so bad for you... but that seriously made me laugh... thank you.0
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On a side note, every date I went on after that, and including when my wife and I go out, I tell whoever it is GET WHAT YOU WANT as a result \m/0
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Recently divorced, I set up a blind date that now I wished I could cancel. I drove over to the guy’s apartment & he opened the door - before I could even knock. I walked in to find a candlelight dinner & chilled wine was all set for us. Dinner wasn’t ready yet, so my date handed me a glass of wine & invited me to sit down on the couch with him. I accepted the wine, but sat in the recliner across from the couch. I listened as he started talking about getting our kids together since they were close in age. He asked about my working for the security company & he gave my partner a lot of “brownie points” for being able to sit in a car with me for 8 hours & keep his hands to himself. This sent up a “red flag” & I knew that I had to get out of there FAST!! I smiled, put down my glass of wine, excused myself & walked into his bathroom – to think. As I entered the bathroom, I spotted my cell phone (hanging on my pants pocket) in the reflection of the bathroom mirror. BINGO!! I grabbed my cell phone, opened it, put it up to my ear & walked out of the bathroom. I closed the cell phone & said that I had to be leaving because “I’d been called to work due to them being short-handed” at a jobsite. I apologized for missing dinner & left. I climbed into my car, took a deep breath & pulled out of the parking lot – wanting to put as many miles between us as possible.0
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I got Ted Mosby'd.
I'm not even kidding.
A guy I worked with at my P/T job in high school asked me on a date. I agreed, but didn't really see it going anywhere. So..we go out. It's an okay date. I'm not really head-over-heels or anything. Then, his car battery dies, his mom has to come out and give us a jump.
At the end of the date, he tells me I'm the best girlfriend ever, he thinks he loves me, and he's so excited to have a future with me.
On. The. First. Date.
Turns out, breaking up with him was NOT easy. Ended up dating him for 8 months because he would not let me break up with him (controlling, manipulative, etc). The breakup involved several cops, court, and therapy.
and THAT is my worst dating story.
This is EXACTLY what happened with me!! Like wow... He's still not allowed to speak to me (court order!). Never will online date again!0
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