Pickup Lines...That Actually Worked

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SVCat
SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
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We all hear about how pickup lines don't work, but I know there are some lines I've used that were just too good to deny and they worked...so ladies, please let us know what lines have worked on you...

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  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
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    I have one that I had the balls to use ONE time, it worked, I had witnesses, and it's ridiculous enough I've only told a few friends. SMH at that STILL....
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    "You're funny. Take me out to dinner."
  • angel_marcelle
    angel_marcelle Posts: 101 Member
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    Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't buy you a drink...
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    "Hi, I'm David."
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
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    Not really a pick-up line, but it set the hook.

    I asked a girl for her phone number at a Mercury Rev show in 1995, well before cell phone ubiquity. When she gave it to me, I took it into my hands, looked at her excitedly, said "I'm going to go call you right now!" And ran off.

    She still tells that story to her friends. And our daughters, 7 and 10.
  • thebaconbeast
    thebaconbeast Posts: 560 Member
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    "I think you're attractive: come do it with me."
  • YaBoiMUGS
    YaBoiMUGS Posts: 237
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    I got a good one. Got the idea from some comedian, forgot who.

    Walked up to a chick at a bar, after we were smiling and looking at each other all night, gave her my phone, and said, "Don't worry. I'll call you," and walked out. That s**t was so gangsta! Called her later that night, and let me say this, I got more than just my phone back. lol
  • Genem30
    Genem30 Posts: 431 Member
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    "Nobody can hear you down here, and this door only unlocks from the outside. You're pretty."
  • TadaGanIarracht
    TadaGanIarracht Posts: 2,615 Member
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    Here's the truth, your pickup line could be the lamest one in the book but if she considers you attractive, it'll work.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Not really a pick-up line, but it set the hook.

    I asked a girl for her phone number at a Mercury Rev show in 1995, well before cell phone ubiquity. When she gave it to me, I took it into my hands, looked at her excitedly, said "I'm going to go call you right now!" And ran off.

    She still tells that story to her friends. And our daughters, 7 and 10.

    I love you honey :)
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    I just got a new one from Ket the Jet....

    "I'd like to Rodger your Hammerstein."

    I'd drop my panties for that.
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
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    I got a good one. Got the idea from some comedian, forgot who.

    Walked up to a chick at a bar, after we were smiling and looking at each other all night, gave her my phone, and said, "Don't worry. I'll call you," and walked out. That s**t was so gangsta! Called her later that night, and let me say this, I got more than just my phone back. lol

    Man around here, my *kitten* will be for sale on Craigslist!
  • HellsKells
    HellsKells Posts: 671 Member
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    "Can I buy you a drink, if I give you the roofies on the side?"

    I thought it was funny....
  • YaBoiMUGS
    YaBoiMUGS Posts: 237
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    I got a good one. Got the idea from some comedian, forgot who.

    Walked up to a chick at a bar, after we were smiling and looking at each other all night, gave her my phone, and said, "Don't worry. I'll call you," and walked out. That s**t was so gangsta! Called her later that night, and let me say this, I got more than just my phone back. lol

    Man around here, my *kitten* will be for sale on Craigslist!

    lol really? I got away with that one in Brooklyn.
  • angel_marcelle
    angel_marcelle Posts: 101 Member
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    I got a good one. Got the idea from some comedian, forgot who.

    Walked up to a chick at a bar, after we were smiling and looking at each other all night, gave her my phone, and said, "Don't worry. I'll call you," and walked out. That s**t was so gangsta! Called her later that night, and let me say this, I got more than just my phone back. lol

    Now THAT is some good s**t!
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
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    Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But, here's my number. So call me, maybe.



    and anything off of Taco Bell sauce packets is usually a winner.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    I got a good one. Got the idea from some comedian, forgot who.

    Walked up to a chick at a bar, after we were smiling and looking at each other all night, gave her my phone, and said, "Don't worry. I'll call you," and walked out. That s**t was so gangsta! Called her later that night, and let me say this, I got more than just my phone back. lol

    That actually is hysterical. Well done.
  • lizzybethclaire
    lizzybethclaire Posts: 849 Member
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    Guy in a bar to my friend

    "Do you have any Irish in you?"

    "No"

    "Would you like some?"
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
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    Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But, here's my number. So call me, maybe.



    and anything off of Taco Bell sauce packets is usually a winner.

    Take me to your taco.
  • MellyGibson
    MellyGibson Posts: 297 Member
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    I'm almost ashamed to admit that this one worked:

    My roommate's boyfriend decided it was time I met HIS roommate since we were both so "funny". He says, "Hi, I'm David. I believe it's my job to make the woman come first."

    Well, it didn't work THAT night - but it was funny enough for me to actually start dating him for a while.

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