Pickup Lines...That Actually Worked

SVCat
SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
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We all hear about how pickup lines don't work, but I know there are some lines I've used that were just too good to deny and they worked...so ladies, please let us know what lines have worked on you...

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  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    I have one that I had the balls to use ONE time, it worked, I had witnesses, and it's ridiculous enough I've only told a few friends. SMH at that STILL....
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    "You're funny. Take me out to dinner."
  • angel_marcelle
    angel_marcelle Posts: 101 Member
    Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't buy you a drink...
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    "Hi, I'm David."
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    Not really a pick-up line, but it set the hook.

    I asked a girl for her phone number at a Mercury Rev show in 1995, well before cell phone ubiquity. When she gave it to me, I took it into my hands, looked at her excitedly, said "I'm going to go call you right now!" And ran off.

    She still tells that story to her friends. And our daughters, 7 and 10.
  • thebaconbeast
    thebaconbeast Posts: 560 Member
    "I think you're attractive: come do it with me."
  • YaBoiMUGS
    YaBoiMUGS Posts: 237
    I got a good one. Got the idea from some comedian, forgot who.

    Walked up to a chick at a bar, after we were smiling and looking at each other all night, gave her my phone, and said, "Don't worry. I'll call you," and walked out. That s**t was so gangsta! Called her later that night, and let me say this, I got more than just my phone back. lol
  • Genem30
    Genem30 Posts: 431 Member
    "Nobody can hear you down here, and this door only unlocks from the outside. You're pretty."
  • TadaGanIarracht
    TadaGanIarracht Posts: 2,615 Member
    Here's the truth, your pickup line could be the lamest one in the book but if she considers you attractive, it'll work.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Not really a pick-up line, but it set the hook.

    I asked a girl for her phone number at a Mercury Rev show in 1995, well before cell phone ubiquity. When she gave it to me, I took it into my hands, looked at her excitedly, said "I'm going to go call you right now!" And ran off.

    She still tells that story to her friends. And our daughters, 7 and 10.

    I love you honey :)
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I just got a new one from Ket the Jet....

    "I'd like to Rodger your Hammerstein."

    I'd drop my panties for that.
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    I got a good one. Got the idea from some comedian, forgot who.

    Walked up to a chick at a bar, after we were smiling and looking at each other all night, gave her my phone, and said, "Don't worry. I'll call you," and walked out. That s**t was so gangsta! Called her later that night, and let me say this, I got more than just my phone back. lol

    Man around here, my *kitten* will be for sale on Craigslist!
  • HellsKells
    HellsKells Posts: 671 Member
    "Can I buy you a drink, if I give you the roofies on the side?"

    I thought it was funny....
  • YaBoiMUGS
    YaBoiMUGS Posts: 237
    I got a good one. Got the idea from some comedian, forgot who.

    Walked up to a chick at a bar, after we were smiling and looking at each other all night, gave her my phone, and said, "Don't worry. I'll call you," and walked out. That s**t was so gangsta! Called her later that night, and let me say this, I got more than just my phone back. lol

    Man around here, my *kitten* will be for sale on Craigslist!

    lol really? I got away with that one in Brooklyn.
  • angel_marcelle
    angel_marcelle Posts: 101 Member
    I got a good one. Got the idea from some comedian, forgot who.

    Walked up to a chick at a bar, after we were smiling and looking at each other all night, gave her my phone, and said, "Don't worry. I'll call you," and walked out. That s**t was so gangsta! Called her later that night, and let me say this, I got more than just my phone back. lol

    Now THAT is some good s**t!
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But, here's my number. So call me, maybe.



    and anything off of Taco Bell sauce packets is usually a winner.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I got a good one. Got the idea from some comedian, forgot who.

    Walked up to a chick at a bar, after we were smiling and looking at each other all night, gave her my phone, and said, "Don't worry. I'll call you," and walked out. That s**t was so gangsta! Called her later that night, and let me say this, I got more than just my phone back. lol

    That actually is hysterical. Well done.
  • lizzybethclaire
    lizzybethclaire Posts: 849 Member
    Guy in a bar to my friend

    "Do you have any Irish in you?"

    "No"

    "Would you like some?"
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But, here's my number. So call me, maybe.



    and anything off of Taco Bell sauce packets is usually a winner.

    Take me to your taco.
  • MellyGibson
    MellyGibson Posts: 297 Member
    I'm almost ashamed to admit that this one worked:

    My roommate's boyfriend decided it was time I met HIS roommate since we were both so "funny". He says, "Hi, I'm David. I believe it's my job to make the woman come first."

    Well, it didn't work THAT night - but it was funny enough for me to actually start dating him for a while.
  • theresmynapkin
    theresmynapkin Posts: 183 Member
    before my fiance was my fiance and we just hung out he got a girls number by sitting next to her at a mall food court table and surprisedly saying "oh, i'm sorry i thought i knew you!"
    lmao I still pick on him about it :p
  • ashlinmarie
    ashlinmarie Posts: 1,263 Member
    I met this guy and we hung out. I told him very clearly from the beginning that I just wanted to be friends. We hung out for 2 months and then I logged onto facebook one morning and I had a request from him to be listed as his girlfriend. I declined it, but a week later we started dating. We've now been together for almost 3 years and married for 1 :)
  • RachFace1000
    RachFace1000 Posts: 154 Member
    "Hi, my name's Donnie and I like to have a good time"
  • brianblinn
    brianblinn Posts: 70 Member
    Does this cloroform smell funny to you?
  • gwduker
    gwduker Posts: 293
    It wasn't a line, but I used to have a card I carried in my wallet. It was printed up to look like a store coupon. It said good for one kiss, redeemable from any human being. I used it once on this gal I was watching all night. We dated for 2 yrs....
  • gromithere
    gromithere Posts: 172 Member
    A friend and I pulled the "Have you met Ted?" routine from How I Met Your Mother several times one night. We were really just goofing around and didn't care, but surprisingly it ended up working. Perhaps it worked since we really didn't care if it did. Lol.
  • smiley245
    smiley245 Posts: 420 Member
    I got a good one. Got the idea from some comedian, forgot who.

    Walked up to a chick at a bar, after we were smiling and looking at each other all night, gave her my phone, and said, "Don't worry. I'll call you," and walked out. That s**t was so gangsta! Called her later that night, and let me say this, I got more than just my phone back. lol
    certainly would have worked around here!
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    "Hey, do you want a shot of this? ....What is it? It doesnt matter."

    It worked great
  • gwenmf
    gwenmf Posts: 888 Member
    Not really a pick-up line, but it set the hook.

    I asked a girl for her phone number at a Mercury Rev show in 1995, well before cell phone ubiquity. When she gave it to me, I took it into my hands, looked at her excitedly, said "I'm going to go call you right now!" And ran off.

    She still tells that story to her friends. And our daughters, 7 and 10.

    awww, I love this!
  • icyeyes317
    icyeyes317 Posts: 226 Member
    I've fallen for a few in my day. My favorite, hands down though, started with my best friend calling me while driving home from a crappy night at a party....

    best friend: "You know, I realized something tonight...I'm afraid of marriage."

    me: "Well that is completely normal silly. You are a guy. You are supposed to be afraid of marriage. Everyone is. It's a huge step."

    best friend: "Really? I'm glad you understand. I should have known you would. Wanna get married?"

    me: "Yep".

    =0)

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