Pickup Lines...That Actually Worked

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  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    It's not so much the pick up lines but who is saying them.
    When you look sharp and she's attracted to you, you can say just about anything.
    A simple "hello".
    After that, it becomes about your confidence level and how interesting you are, then your personality.
    Just go somewhere and forget silly pick up lines. Just go to a bar and have fun.
    Ladies love guys who are there having fun - not on the prowl with some inane pick-up line.
    If you play it right, the ladies come to you.
    Believe it!

    I disagree, I hang out with a bunch of wise guys (and they are not the most attractive fellas) that can make you piss your pants with some of the stuff they come up with...never understimate the power of humor.
  • NYBikeRacer
    NYBikeRacer Posts: 20
    What DO NOT work: “Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?” or "This isn't a beer belly--it's the gas tank for a love machine!"
  • usera1365
    usera1365 Posts: 146 Member
    I got one I heard today...

    Do you work at Subway???

    Cause You just gave me a FOOTLONG....lol

    OR

    F@%k me if I'm wrong.... Don't I know you from some where????
  • Jellyphant
    Jellyphant Posts: 1,400 Member
    Guy in a bar to my friend

    "Do you have any Irish in you?"

    "No"

    "Would you like some?"
    Are you saying... this actually worked...?? O_O;
  • nancella56
    nancella56 Posts: 7
    two that made me laugh on a night out. first one the guy wandered up and said hey do u have a brother named andrew? when i said no he say, neither do i, look how much we have in common. another evening a guy started looking inside the back of my collar on my shirt . when i threw him a dirty look and said what ARE u doing he said, looking for your tag, im sure it says " made in heaven" . pretty gaggy but did make me laugh :)
  • kaatielove
    kaatielove Posts: 113
    "I bet your closet is yummy. Why don't you swing those doors nice & wide open and let me in. I might knock the doors off the hinges though."
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    "I bet your closet is yummy. Why don't you swing those doors nice & wide open and let me in. I might knock the doors off the hinges though."

    LMAO...genius. You are cracking me up smalls.
  • fiveohmike
    fiveohmike Posts: 1,297 Member
    60% of the time, this one works every time.


    "Hey baby, lets go back to your place to do some math. We can add some alcohol, subtract some clothes, divide your legs, and multiply"
  • MeliJean78
    MeliJean78 Posts: 249
    Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?
  • kaatielove
    kaatielove Posts: 113
    Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?
    this, lol
  • kaatielove
    kaatielove Posts: 113
    "I bet your closet is yummy. Why don't you swing those doors nice & wide open and let me in. I might knock the doors off the hinges though."

    LMAO...genius. You are cracking me up smalls.

    love always, yours truly <3
  • ElyseL1
    ElyseL1 Posts: 504 Member
    A friend and I pulled the "Have you met Ted?" routine from How I Met Your Mother several times one night. We were really just goofing around and didn't care, but surprisingly it ended up working. Perhaps it worked since we really didn't care if it did. Lol.

    one of my friends has been dying to try that!!
  • _Thanatos_
    _Thanatos_ Posts: 166
    I have money.
  • fiveohmike
    fiveohmike Posts: 1,297 Member
    Hey baby, I may not hit bottom but ill bang the **** outta the sides.
  • stupidloser
    stupidloser Posts: 300 Member
    WOW! You look amazing. How often do you workout?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    No cheesey lines please, however, I love me a funny man.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    One of my regular customers asked "Are you still engaged?" for about 2 years. Until one day I wasn't (not because of him, to be clear) and I said "Nope" and he was like "I seriously think I'm going to ask you on a date". Which he did a month later, after he was sure I wasn't re-engaged. Things didn't work out, but he's one of my best friends.

    The fact that he waited a month and didn't ask me out on the spot is what got me.
  • boldtsmith
    boldtsmith Posts: 120 Member
    "I can't find my mommy, can you help me?"

    Of course I was four at the time but it worked like a charm :smokin:
  • RachFace1000
    RachFace1000 Posts: 154 Member
    Someone texting me "dibs" before I even got to the party didn't work out so well. Guys, don't do that.


    Edit: However asking for my number, then leaving me alone and periodically sending me ;) texts works... He kept his distance and hit on me all at the same time!
  • MeliJean78
    MeliJean78 Posts: 249
    *Grabs booty* Is this seat taken?
  • NNAhuja
    NNAhuja Posts: 669 Member
    Here's the truth, your pickup line could be the lamest one in the book but if she considers you attractive, it'll work.
    ^^
    True. The fact you talked to her will work in your favor. Bonus points if you make her laugh.
  • trixirn
    trixirn Posts: 130 Member
    "Hi, I'm David."
    ^^^This is awesome. I never understood guys who used pick up lines. You can't just introduce yourself and see where it goes??
  • christyjoyjr
    christyjoyjr Posts: 91
    I once bought a large shelf from Costco and an attractive male employee loaded it into my truck and when I thanked him and made the comment that I didn't know how I was going to get it out when I got home he said he'd do it if I made him breakfast in the morning.
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
    I was sitting on my own at the bar when a guy came up to me, he was carrying an empty champagne flute, he held the glass out to the bar tender and asked for a single ice cube. The bar tender dropped it in the glass. They guy then turned to face me and looking deep into my eyes, he then stuck his tongue into the glass, curled it under the ice cube and lifted it out of the glass and into his mouth.

    I know it was his party trick but it was damned impressive those champagne flutes are deep.

    My boyfriend wasn't so impressed though he said if he had realised what the guy was going to do he wouldn't have given him the ice cube. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
    Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't buy you a drink...

    you're sharp. wish there were more like you in my area.
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    Excuse me miss... I just wanted to let you know that my friend is going to marry you in the future...

    Little did he know that we'd end up divorcing 13 years after that...
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    "I think you're attractive: come do it with me."

    Works for me! :wink:

    I had a bartender ask me what color my eyes were. I said sometimes they're blue, sometimes they're grey and sometimes they're green. He asked what he had to do to make them turn green. Things got all kindsa hot and tingley right then! We dated for a couple of years after that.
  • jiddu17
    jiddu17 Posts: 187 Member
    My Husband is a pretty good wingman. The one that he uses most often (and has worked EVERYTIME)

    "I'd like to introduce you to my friend. Horses are hung like him."
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
    I got a good one. Got the idea from some comedian, forgot who.

    Walked up to a chick at a bar, after we were smiling and looking at each other all night, gave her my phone, and said, "Don't worry. I'll call you," and walked out. That s**t was so gangsta! Called her later that night, and let me say this, I got more than just my phone back. lol

    I am in no way a gamer, player, whatever.

    I think this is a cool idea.

    really.
  • Bobby_Clerici
    Bobby_Clerici Posts: 1,828 Member
    It's not so much the pick up lines but who is saying them.
    When you look sharp and she's attracted to you, you can say just about anything.
    A simple "hello".
    After that, it becomes about your confidence level and how interesting you are, then your personality.
    Just go somewhere and forget silly pick up lines. Just go to a bar and have fun.
    Ladies love guys who are there having fun - not on the prowl with some inane pick-up line.
    If you play it right, the ladies come to you.
    Believe it!

    I disagree, I hang out with a bunch of wise guys (and they are not the most attractive fellas) that can make you piss your pants with some of the stuff they come up with...never understimate the power of humor.
    It must not be working too much magic if you're trolling MFP for lady advice....:laugh:
    Anyway, good luck ....

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