Let's hear your Haiku skillz
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I am dog yes
Pulled race card no
No idea what I'm doing
fin0 -
I try to look cute.
"The poop was already there!"
"Bad dog! Go outside."0 -
Sitting bored at work
I browse the forums here now
Do not tell my boss!2 -
Flyers need a goal
Then they need another goal
Game over Pens lose0 -
Here I sit all broken hearted,
Tried to ****
But only farted1 -
Share with me your heart
It burns so bright with passion
Let me temper you3 -
I have a sweatshirt with this printed on it. I wore it today. My friend and I yell "refrigerator!" at each other when I wear it.0 -
See Jane run very far.
Jane thinks Haikus are for wusses.
Go drink some water.1 -
What is going on?
Can’t concentrate at all.
Is that a hot dog?
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So pretty it hurts
You are my favorite ho
Dirty words dazzle
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You bake me cupcakes
You are my little sister
Only more evil.
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Kittens with chainsaws
Two hot dogs for a dollar
Velociraptor.
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Girl who wants my teeth
Your finger is in my nose
I am not dead yet.
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Don’t taunt the duck
We’ve been friends for twelve years
It will always bite2 -
The long day's over
And night has gently fallen
Come to me, my love...0 -
I hear her small voice
Whispering in the darkness
Mommy, it's morning.
*yawn*0 -
She takes the licked spoon
Adheres it to button nose
Little dollfaced clown0 -
It's sunny outside
But we like to watch TV
Only now, he snores0 -
Thinking about lunch...
I bet it's too many carbs
Please, can I have chocolate?0 -
"My pics r great" :-)
Tried to post :-(
techno_rant !!#$$^*!
(tongue in cheek - honoring those who have expressed pain with the pic posting technology)1 -
I hear her small voice
Whispering in the darkness
Mommy, it's morning.
*yawn*
Love both of yours!0 -
I hear her small voice
Whispering in the darkness
Mommy, it's morning.
*yawn*
Love both of yours!
Thanks! I like the imagery in yours, too. I'm going to be counting syllables in my head all day now.0 -
People are funny
People are full of laughter
And some are boring
(wrote in 5th grade and remebered it)1 -
I really have an issue with haikus....never really good at them (only cause I am a detailed oriented type person)........but am good with other poems. Just don't share'em with many people.......0
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