Confession Time! ((ABSOLUTELY NO JUDGEMENT))
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tincanonastring wrote: »Confession #1 It really wasn't a typo. My 2 1/2 year old is a sponge these days. Last week, my daughter, my dog and I were going outside to play and the dog was hopping around like crazy because, well, she's crazy. So I threw her frisbee in the yard to get her out of the way & she jumped right up the 5 foot rock retaining wall. I said "holy crap". Guess what the next 2 words out of my daughters mouth were. I'm really watching my language now
When my daughter was about that age, we were looking out the window and our dog ran by. She said, "Where the hell does he think he's going?!" To which her dad replied, "Wonder where the hell she got that from." You definitely have to be careful, everything will be repeated, many times, at the most inopportune moments.
It's funny how moments like that stand out in my memory. She's 21 now!
Yep. Told my son we could not stop for ice cream on the way to day care (7:45am) the other day and he stared forlornly out the window. Under his breath, barely audible, I heard, "Dammit."
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AgentOrangeJuice wrote: »There's a new muscle vs fat thread, and a certain user there makes my blood boil. If I ever see that user in public, I'd stare at him or her very angrily.
Muscle vs Fat
^^^ and that is how you link to a thread when you reference one, so everyone can see the train wreck unfold.
Is it "Tincan"? It's "Tincan", isn't it?0 -
tincanonastring wrote: »Confession #1 It really wasn't a typo. My 2 1/2 year old is a sponge these days. Last week, my daughter, my dog and I were going outside to play and the dog was hopping around like crazy because, well, she's crazy. So I threw her frisbee in the yard to get her out of the way & she jumped right up the 5 foot rock retaining wall. I said "holy crap". Guess what the next 2 words out of my daughters mouth were. I'm really watching my language now
When my daughter was about that age, we were looking out the window and our dog ran by. She said, "Where the hell does he think he's going?!" To which her dad replied, "Wonder where the hell she got that from." You definitely have to be careful, everything will be repeated, many times, at the most inopportune moments.
It's funny how moments like that stand out in my memory. She's 21 now!
Yep. Told my son we could not stop for ice cream on the way to day care (7:45am) the other day and he stared forlornly out the window. Under his breath, barely audible, I heard, "Dammit."
Too funny!!
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Confession: I realized today that Easter is two weeks away (give or take) and that I haven't over eaten in over a month. This made me super happy and now I'm plotting my cheat weekend for Easter weekend >.>
Confession #2: Lately I have this urge to dye my grey patch some funky colour because it would look awesome and probably take easily. I haven't done it because my job is to public and professional for it.0 -
AgentOrangeJuice wrote: »There's a new muscle vs fat thread, and a certain user there makes my blood boil. If I ever see that user in public, I'd stare at him or her very angrily.
Muscle vs Fat
^^^ and that is how you link to a thread when you reference one, so everyone can see the train wreck unfold.
Gosh! OK! I'll do it better next time...maybe.0 -
I have a weakness for Mountain Dew (or Root Beer) and most sweets like cake, pie, ice cream, cookies, and candy. My sugar levels are almost always over. I can keep calories, carbs (minus the sugar ones), proteins, etc. under the limit really easily, just not the sugar.0
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tincanonastring wrote: »Carlos_421 wrote: »AgentOrangeJuice wrote: »There's a new muscle vs fat thread, and a certain user there makes my blood boil. If I ever see that user in public, I'd stare at him or her very angrily.
Muscle vs Fat
^^^ and that is how you link to a thread when you reference one, so everyone can see the train wreck unfold.
I refuse to even read that thread.
Confession: I'm going in!
Me, too!0 -
I inadvertently taught my son to cuss at the tender age of 18 months. I said ***k after dropping my car keys under the deck in the rain and he chanted it all the way to daycare. Then he sid it to the daycare teacher and I covered it up by "explaining" that he was talking about his daddy's truck. From then on, for the next 2.5 years, every truck was a ***k. Think about it: fire ***k, tow ***k, ice cream ***k, etc. I'm so going to hell.0
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tincanonastring wrote: »Confession #1 It really wasn't a typo. My 2 1/2 year old is a sponge these days. Last week, my daughter, my dog and I were going outside to play and the dog was hopping around like crazy because, well, she's crazy. So I threw her frisbee in the yard to get her out of the way & she jumped right up the 5 foot rock retaining wall. I said "holy crap". Guess what the next 2 words out of my daughters mouth were. I'm really watching my language now
When my daughter was about that age, we were looking out the window and our dog ran by. She said, "Where the hell does he think he's going?!" To which her dad replied, "Wonder where the hell she got that from." You definitely have to be careful, everything will be repeated, many times, at the most inopportune moments.
It's funny how moments like that stand out in my memory. She's 21 now!
Yep. Told my son we could not stop for ice cream on the way to day care (7:45am) the other day and he stared forlornly out the window. Under his breath, barely audible, I heard, "Dammit."
My 2.5 year old loves the song Uptown Funk, and you can guess what the second word sounds like when he says it... We had to explain to his pre-school teachers that he's actually just singing.
He's definitely picked up "God Dammit!" from us, though!0 -
52cardpickup wrote: »AgentOrangeJuice wrote: »There's a new muscle vs fat thread, and a certain user there makes my blood boil. If I ever see that user in public, I'd stare at him or her very angrily.
Muscle vs Fat
^^^ and that is how you link to a thread when you reference one, so everyone can see the train wreck unfold.
Is it "Tincan"? It's "Tincan", isn't it?
That guy's a sonofab!tch!0 -
I made a Chevre Cream Pie with chocolate shavings and ate two pieces after dinner but dang it....I had gotten my 10,000 steps in!!!
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Weight loss and Adipex is becoming a fun thread to watch people argue over..God this app is so entertaining it's getting in the way of work!!0
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I am a professional food buyer, I buy food for a river boat casino entertainment complex, that includes 1 buffet, 1 fine dining restaurant, 1 grille, 1 banquet hall, 1 convention center, and 2 floors of casino bar space.
I had planned for lunch today,
6 oz chicken thighs
25g kale
2.5 oz spring mix
1 chopped onion
6 grape tomatoes
2 hard boiled eggs - Cage Free Organic Fed, they're like 5.00 a dozen, love them.
2 Tbsp - Panera Raspberry Vinagrette.
What happened was the following
Director of Food and Beverage calls me up at 11:23.
Director: "Hey AOJ, there's a food broker I'm friends with that wants to show us some new stuff."
AOJ: "Cool, when?"
Director: "11:30 meet in the banquet kitchen, I'll be there around 11:45"
AOJ: "Uhhh, that's like now"
Director: "Yeah I'll see you there"
So what I ate was
1/2 Strawberry Rhubarb Muffin - 135 Calories
6 Grit Sticks - Kinda like cheesesticks but filled with Pimento Cheese and Corn Grits
Half a fork full of - Baked Potato Salad
half a fork full of - chicken salad - Premium, no dark meat
4 oz - natural cut french fry, no additives
3 oz - Pulled Pork
3 oz - Pork Rib Meat no bone
And the coup de grace - A hamburger patty, 8 oz, the bacon/pork/70%-30% beef (1000 calories just for the burger patty). I had to eat a bite, the flavor was so rich and delicious but to much to really eat by itself.
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quiksylver296 wrote: »tincanonastring wrote: »Carlos_421 wrote: »AgentOrangeJuice wrote: »There's a new muscle vs fat thread, and a certain user there makes my blood boil. If I ever see that user in public, I'd stare at him or her very angrily.
Muscle vs Fat
^^^ and that is how you link to a thread when you reference one, so everyone can see the train wreck unfold.
I refuse to even read that thread.
Confession: I'm going in!
Me, too!
And...I'm out. That wasn't even fun dumb, it was just dumb.0 -
sevenofnine01 wrote: »As much as I care about losing weight to be healthy...
I confess more than anything I want to be hot again.
Messed.
Not messed at all. My fitness motivation is easily more than 50% aesthetic and I'm sure there are many, many other folks here who feel the same way.
And a heckuva lot of my current appearance-related motivation is due to my stepdaughter's upcoming wedding. If I'm going to be "on display", even peripherally, I want to look like "someone who works out". Especially for the ex. Now how shallow and immature is that?
Not shallow in my world at all. I lost 100 lbs. in preparation for having a sex life again after nearly 20 years of chastity.
Ooh -- you've got a LOT of catching up to do, have fun!
(At least your motive has practical application. Mine is just decorative.)
And I just googled Chevre Cream Pie recipes because I've never heard of it and it sounded awesome.0 -
I posted this to my feed but it's too good not to share here too.
Thanks to an email from Classmates.com I looked at my profile there and realized that the picture I posted last summer, which is my only picture on that website, is one I photoshopped to include my weight so I could put it in my picture folder here on MFP!
I happened to weigh 200 pounds when that picture was taken, so it has '200 pounds' on top of my profile picture. LOL.
Isn't that kind of funny? Haven't seen any of those people in 40 years but if they look at my profile on Classmates.com they know how fat I am (was)!!!
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When my wife was taking a nap last weekend, my "cheat meal" was a stack-and-a-half of Thin Mints...0
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I have a weakness for Mountain Dew (or Root Beer) and most sweets like cake, pie, ice cream, cookies, and candy. My sugar levels are almost always over. I can keep calories, carbs (minus the sugar ones), proteins, etc. under the limit really easily, just not the sugar.
Limiting sugar is tough for a LOT of people, as you'll see if you read these forums enough. Tapering off slowly helps. You'll also find that the less you have the less you crave it. Keep working on it - you can do it!0 -
https://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10087443/weight-loss-and-adipex-phentermine#latest
Did I do it correctly?!0 -
I posted this to my feed but it's too good not to share here too.
Thanks to an email from Classmates.com I looked at my profile there and realized that the picture I posted last summer, which is my only picture on that website, is one I photoshopped to include my weight so I could put it in my picture folder here on MFP!
I happened to weigh 200 pounds when that picture was taken, so it has '200 pounds' on top of my profile picture. LOL.
Isn't that kind of funny? Haven't seen any of those people in 40 years but if they look at my profile on Classmates.com they know how fat I am (was)!!!
Oh dear, glad you have a sense of humor!! LOL0 -
A for effort!
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quiksylver296 wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »tincanonastring wrote: »Carlos_421 wrote: »AgentOrangeJuice wrote: »There's a new muscle vs fat thread, and a certain user there makes my blood boil. If I ever see that user in public, I'd stare at him or her very angrily.
Muscle vs Fat
^^^ and that is how you link to a thread when you reference one, so everyone can see the train wreck unfold.
I refuse to even read that thread.
Confession: I'm going in!
Me, too!
And...I'm out. That wasn't even fun dumb, it was just dumb.
Agreed. I tried some minor trolling, but I feel bad using ninerbuff's helpful advice to start *kitten*.
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tincanonastring wrote: »Confession #1 It really wasn't a typo. My 2 1/2 year old is a sponge these days. Last week, my daughter, my dog and I were going outside to play and the dog was hopping around like crazy because, well, she's crazy. So I threw her frisbee in the yard to get her out of the way & she jumped right up the 5 foot rock retaining wall. I said "holy crap". Guess what the next 2 words out of my daughters mouth were. I'm really watching my language now
When my daughter was about that age, we were looking out the window and our dog ran by. She said, "Where the hell does he think he's going?!" To which her dad replied, "Wonder where the hell she got that from." You definitely have to be careful, everything will be repeated, many times, at the most inopportune moments.
It's funny how moments like that stand out in my memory. She's 21 now!
Yep. Told my son we could not stop for ice cream on the way to day care (7:45am) the other day and he stared forlornly out the window. Under his breath, barely audible, I heard, "Dammit."
My language when I'm in the car can be *ahem* salty. When my son was like 3 I was relaying a story to my husband about another idiot driver and my son pipes up, "That guy was a douche, right mom?" I still struggle with my car language and he's 9 now.0 -
AgentOrangeJuice wrote: »
A for effort!
And you did it all by yourself!
I confess that after reading that thread, I'm surprised that the "starvation mode" comment slipped through without an onslaught of comments.0 -
I really wanted Cold Stone today and I chose the 800 calorie Peanut Butter Cup Perfection. Dead set on burning it off I biked for an hour (500 calories) and then went outside to run for an hour. Fifteen minutes into it I sprained my ankle. So determined was I to burn those calories, I hobbled the other forty five minutes. I have twelve spare calories left in my day. Worth it.0
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AngryViking1970 wrote: »tincanonastring wrote: »Confession #1 It really wasn't a typo. My 2 1/2 year old is a sponge these days. Last week, my daughter, my dog and I were going outside to play and the dog was hopping around like crazy because, well, she's crazy. So I threw her frisbee in the yard to get her out of the way & she jumped right up the 5 foot rock retaining wall. I said "holy crap". Guess what the next 2 words out of my daughters mouth were. I'm really watching my language now
When my daughter was about that age, we were looking out the window and our dog ran by. She said, "Where the hell does he think he's going?!" To which her dad replied, "Wonder where the hell she got that from." You definitely have to be careful, everything will be repeated, many times, at the most inopportune moments.
It's funny how moments like that stand out in my memory. She's 21 now!
Yep. Told my son we could not stop for ice cream on the way to day care (7:45am) the other day and he stared forlornly out the window. Under his breath, barely audible, I heard, "Dammit."
My language when I'm in the car can be *ahem* salty. When my son was like 3 I was relaying a story to my husband about another idiot driver and my son pipes up, "That guy was a douche, right mom?" I still struggle with my car language and he's 9 now.
That's hilarious!0 -
I confess that the Star Wars geek in me wishes George Lucas had met with an untimely end before he started work on Episode I0
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