Confession Time! ((ABSOLUTELY NO JUDGEMENT))
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MelissaPhippsFeagins wrote: »I keep trying to upload my glorious black eye from Saturday and the horse I was trying. He smacked me in the face with his neck when he decided he no longer wanted to play. He popped up, my head was down, wham! He went home. I don't need another recalcitrant animal on my hands...
MFP won't let me post it.
Abusive photo? Sorry about the black eye.
I think MFP is just being fussy.0 -
JessicaMcB wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »JessicaMcB wrote: »JessicaMcB wrote: »Also what the heck is up with the sudden onslaught of "keto=calories are imaginary" threads today? People are lucky I'm trying to get right with Jesus
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Jessica clearly needs to lay off the post reply button. Sorry Oberon!
Potty mouth!
Tee hee I laughed at that.
I should add in real life I swear a ton. Just not in here. I definitely have a potty mouth. Just in case anyone is thinking I'm judgemental. It's a courtesy we observe in here.
I'm terrible for it in text because I can't swear in my actual life because small people who repeat everything. I need a virtual swear jar @MelissaPhippsFeagins
Good point... 4 little ones does clean up your language!0 -
quiksylver296 wrote: »MelissaPhippsFeagins wrote: »I confess that I am going to start a swear jar for myself. 25 cents a pop for each time I have a potty mouth. I'll either quit or save a ton.
I've thought of this with alcohol too...
What if you had to put the price of the alcohol in the jar? $8 margarita with dinner = $8 into the jar. Hmmmm...
I've thought about it. Even donating to Gabe to the Rescue the equal amount I spend going out. I've even done it a few times. Never lasts. I have no strength of will these days... One crappy bad day at work and out to dinner I go.
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quiksylver296 wrote: »I keep trying to upload my glorious black eye from Saturday and the horse I was trying. He smacked me in the face with his neck when he decided he no longer wanted to play. He popped up, my head was down, wham! He went home. I don't need another recalcitrant animal on my hands...
MFP won't let me post it.
MFPs been weird today. It wasn't the grey, was it? He was gorgeous.
Yep. I was really disappointed. I was very excited about him. And Jaques went to Summer Camp today to see if some natural horsemanship training will help him. So 1-2 months of back to living like a horse... outside 24/7, turned out with other horses, etc.
Awww sorry he turned out to be a naughty horse.
I guess that was why he was for sale?
He is super forward, which I like, but I agree. I suspect this behavior was part of it.0 -
Only 12 week scan so they can't tell gender that early, but we probably won't find out anyway. I enjoy a surprise and all our newborn stash is unisex anyway.4
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I nearly killed myself by accident yesterday. I ate something with soybean oil in it and I have hives all over. There was a moment yesterday before the benadryl kicked in that I though I would have to use the Epipen. That's never happened with soybean oil before, but it has happened with soy protein. I am going to have to totally eliminate soy from my diet going forward.0
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Dear 8 lb, 6 oz. newborn infant Jesus, I am wearing white crop pants today. As you know, I am a slob. So I humbly ask that you help me to not spill anything that may stain on my pants today. Amen.
***also, thank you tiny Jesus for allowing me to still fit into said white pants.5 -
AngryViking1970 wrote: »Dear 8 lb, 6 oz. newborn infant Jesus, I am wearing white crop pants today. As you know, I am a slob. So I humbly ask that you help me to not spill anything that may stain on my pants today. Amen.
***also, thank you tiny Jesus for allowing me to still fit into said white pants.
I had to bleach mine after Monday. They had a close encounter with my coffee. Congratulations on fitting in them.4 -
MelissaPhippsFeagins wrote: »I nearly killed myself by accident yesterday. I ate something with soybean oil in it and I have hives all over. There was a moment yesterday before the benadryl kicked in that I though I would have to use the Epipen. That's never happened with soybean oil before, but it has happened with soy protein. I am going to have to totally eliminate soy from my diet going forward.
Glad you lived to tell the tale, Mel!! Guess your sensitivity to soy is worse.0 -
I've going to Starbucks 2-3 times a week. I need to stop.2
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AngryViking1970 wrote: »Dear 8 lb, 6 oz. newborn infant Jesus, I am wearing white crop pants today. As you know, I am a slob. So I humbly ask that you help me to not spill anything that may stain on my pants today. Amen.
***also, thank you tiny Jesus for allowing me to still fit into said white pants.
... how do you know he is 8lb 6oz? I'm quite confused by this.
But congrats on still fitting into your white pants! And also for owning white pants. I wouldn't have the guts.2 -
MelissaPhippsFeagins wrote: »I nearly killed myself by accident yesterday. I ate something with soybean oil in it and I have hives all over. There was a moment yesterday before the benadryl kicked in that I though I would have to use the Epipen. That's never happened with soybean oil before, but it has happened with soy protein. I am going to have to totally eliminate soy from my diet going forward.
Glad you are still alive Mel! And also very glad you do have an Epipen with you for emergencies. I hope it is still in date? 0 -
AngryViking1970 wrote: »Dear 8 lb, 6 oz. newborn infant Jesus, I am wearing white crop pants today. As you know, I am a slob. So I humbly ask that you help me to not spill anything that may stain on my pants today. Amen.
***also, thank you tiny Jesus for allowing me to still fit into said white pants.
... how do you know he is 8lb 6oz? I'm quite confused by this.
But congrats on still fitting into your white pants! And also for owning white pants. I wouldn't have the guts.
LOL, have you ever seen Talladega Nights with Will Ferrell? Funniest dinner scene ever!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A0-u85aAYg1 -
MelissaPhippsFeagins wrote: »I nearly killed myself by accident yesterday. I ate something with soybean oil in it and I have hives all over. There was a moment yesterday before the benadryl kicked in that I though I would have to use the Epipen. That's never happened with soybean oil before, but it has happened with soy protein. I am going to have to totally eliminate soy from my diet going forward.
Yikes!
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AngryViking1970 wrote: »Dear 8 lb, 6 oz. newborn infant Jesus, I am wearing white crop pants today. As you know, I am a slob. So I humbly ask that you help me to not spill anything that may stain on my pants today. Amen.
***also, thank you tiny Jesus for allowing me to still fit into said white pants.
Hey! I'm wearing mine, too. Let me in on this!
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AngryViking1970 wrote: »AngryViking1970 wrote: »Dear 8 lb, 6 oz. newborn infant Jesus, I am wearing white crop pants today. As you know, I am a slob. So I humbly ask that you help me to not spill anything that may stain on my pants today. Amen.
***also, thank you tiny Jesus for allowing me to still fit into said white pants.
... how do you know he is 8lb 6oz? I'm quite confused by this.
But congrats on still fitting into your white pants! And also for owning white pants. I wouldn't have the guts.
LOL, have you ever seen Talladega Nights with Will Ferrell? Funniest dinner scene ever!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A0-u85aAYg
No, because I would rather stab myself in the eye with a fork than watch anything with Will Ferrell in.
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HA! It's all good. But I am still asking baby Jesus to keep my white pants clean today.2
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AngryViking1970 wrote: »AngryViking1970 wrote: »Dear 8 lb, 6 oz. newborn infant Jesus, I am wearing white crop pants today. As you know, I am a slob. So I humbly ask that you help me to not spill anything that may stain on my pants today. Amen.
***also, thank you tiny Jesus for allowing me to still fit into said white pants.
... how do you know he is 8lb 6oz? I'm quite confused by this.
But congrats on still fitting into your white pants! And also for owning white pants. I wouldn't have the guts.
LOL, have you ever seen Talladega Nights with Will Ferrell? Funniest dinner scene ever!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A0-u85aAYg
No, because I would rather stab myself in the eye with a fork than watch anything with Will Ferrell in.
Sorry
But, but, but....ELF!!!
(Actually, other than Elf, I agree with you. Not a Will Ferrell fan.)2 -
AngryViking1970 wrote: »HA! It's all good. But I am still asking baby Jesus to keep my white pants clean today.
Ha ha fair enough, so far so good I presume?2 -
MelissaPhippsFeagins wrote: »I nearly killed myself by accident yesterday. I ate something with soybean oil in it and I have hives all over. There was a moment yesterday before the benadryl kicked in that I though I would have to use the Epipen. That's never happened with soybean oil before, but it has happened with soy protein. I am going to have to totally eliminate soy from my diet going forward.
I'm so glad you're okay, that's scary . Soy is in everything, I'll keep my eyes open for all the soy free things and report back! 0
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