Confession Time! ((ABSOLUTELY NO JUDGEMENT))

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  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,226 Member
    edited April 2015
    I just killed a spider on my food scale that appeared to climb out from behind the on/off button. I'm now terrified that there are spiders living inside my food scale. I'm seriously thinking of throwing it away and buying a new one, even though it is an expensive one.

    ETA: Just so this doesn't seem insanely irrational, I once found a colony of redbacks living in the body of a milkshake maker at work. There's precedent, people!!!
  • overlook237
    overlook237 Posts: 160 Member
    JPW1990 wrote: »
    SAFCMDO wrote: »
    I can eat 32 jaffa cakes in one go

    Jaffa cakes are one of those thy things I want to try someday, just so I get what people are talking about. Our import food section doesn't have them. Only problem is I'd be sick for a few days after.

    I want to try them, too. I've seen Digestives and Hobnobs in the import section of a local grocery store. I'm almost afraid to try them because if I like them, I'd probably down 32 of them in one go as well. :)
  • kellyjellybellyjelly
    kellyjellybellyjelly Posts: 9,480 Member
    Talkradio wrote: »
    What have you guys done to me??? I bought some brown sugar and cinnamon poptarts last night.... AND TODAY I FINISHED OFF THE BOX. Six poptarts today!!! Holy crap, how many calories is that? Apparently 1260, over my calorie goal. Luckily I ate almost nothing else today. Should I hit the stationary bike? :confounded:

    And I was claiming to hate poptarts!

    Bwahaha! Sorry! I can't help but laugh. This will be me if I give in and buy some.
    I have to laugh at myself. ''Blegh, I hate poptarts. They taste like cardboard!!!"

    ....

    *proceeds to buy a box and devours all 8 in less than 24 hours*

    My boxes of pop tarts only come with six.....three two packs......
    ShibaEars wrote: »
    Basically, PRO TIP if you're not eating the Ice Cream Shoppe flavors of Poptarts, broken up no top of real ice cream, you might be doing it wrong.

    I'm so glad I got groceries for this week already and hopefully I'll forget about this by the time I have to go again.

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    OMG I may have to eat that.....tonight.....even though it will NOT fit into my calories for the day....thanks >:)

    Make sure to warm the poptart first...

    Geee thanks lol
    I bought strawberry pop tarts last weekend......I usually eat them untoasted, but will follow your instructions lol

    The thing that sucks about Poptarts is the serving is one, but why put two in a pack? They're such saboteurs.

    Since I have some bread that will go bad before long I think I'll make an ice cream sandwich with that after it's been toasted.
  • berlynnwall
    berlynnwall Posts: 669 Member
    I just killed a spider on my food scale that appeared to climb out from behind the on/off button. I'm now terrified that there are spiders living inside my food scale. I'm seriously thinking of throwing it away and buying a new one, even though it is an expensive one.

    ETA: Just so this doesn't seem insanely irrational, I once found a colony of redbacks living in the body of a milkshake maker at work. There's precedent, people!!!

    When I was taking the plastic off of my air conditioner the other day, a huge spider crawled out from somewhere in there. I considered pushing the air conditioner out of the wall and letting it smash on the ground. I'm still paranoid to sit on that side of the room.
  • kellyjellybellyjelly
    kellyjellybellyjelly Posts: 9,480 Member
    Talkradio wrote: »
    What have you guys done to me??? I bought some brown sugar and cinnamon poptarts last night.... AND TODAY I FINISHED OFF THE BOX. Six poptarts today!!! Holy crap, how many calories is that? Apparently 1260, over my calorie goal. Luckily I ate almost nothing else today. Should I hit the stationary bike? :confounded:

    And I was claiming to hate poptarts!

    Bwahaha! Sorry! I can't help but laugh. This will be me if I give in and buy some.
    I have to laugh at myself. ''Blegh, I hate poptarts. They taste like cardboard!!!"

    ....

    *proceeds to buy a box and devours all 8 in less than 24 hours*

    I'm sure my butt will hate me again since I had around 3-4 protein bars the past few days & will more than likely become constipated again if I don't keep up with my water intake.
  • marissafit06
    marissafit06 Posts: 1,996 Member
    I just killed a spider on my food scale that appeared to climb out from behind the on/off button. I'm now terrified that there are spiders living inside my food scale. I'm seriously thinking of throwing it away and buying a new one, even though it is an expensive one.

    ETA: Just so this doesn't seem insanely irrational, I once found a colony of redbacks living in the body of a milkshake maker at work. There's precedent, people!!!

    That's beyond disgusting....
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,226 Member
    I just killed a spider on my food scale that appeared to climb out from behind the on/off button. I'm now terrified that there are spiders living inside my food scale. I'm seriously thinking of throwing it away and buying a new one, even though it is an expensive one.

    ETA: Just so this doesn't seem insanely irrational, I once found a colony of redbacks living in the body of a milkshake maker at work. There's precedent, people!!!

    That's beyond disgusting....

    Yeah, it was pretty feral. I'd just started working there and the milkshake makers got cleaned daily, but I picked them up one day and noticed that the base came off and decided to give it a proper clean. Hello spiders, hello me completely freaking the **** out.

  • overlook237
    overlook237 Posts: 160 Member
    I just killed a spider on my food scale that appeared to climb out from behind the on/off button. I'm now terrified that there are spiders living inside my food scale. I'm seriously thinking of throwing it away and buying a new one, even though it is an expensive one.

    ETA: Just so this doesn't seem insanely irrational, I once found a colony of redbacks living in the body of a milkshake maker at work. There's precedent, people!!!

    When I was taking the plastic off of my air conditioner the other day, a huge spider crawled out from somewhere in there. I considered pushing the air conditioner out of the wall and letting it smash on the ground. I'm still paranoid to sit on that side of the room.

    Here's a spider story for you that a teacher once told me. A woman bought a cactus plant, and a few days later, it started pulsating. She called someone - a friend, maybe, I don't remember - and they told her to get out of the room right away. As soon as she did, there was a popping sound. The cactus had exploded, and there were baby tarantulas everywhere. Most likely, this is an urban legend...but I'm not taking any chances. No cacti for me.
  • kellyjellybellyjelly
    kellyjellybellyjelly Posts: 9,480 Member
    I just killed a spider on my food scale that appeared to climb out from behind the on/off button. I'm now terrified that there are spiders living inside my food scale. I'm seriously thinking of throwing it away and buying a new one, even though it is an expensive one.

    ETA: Just so this doesn't seem insanely irrational, I once found a colony of redbacks living in the body of a milkshake maker at work. There's precedent, people!!!

    Ah, that just gave me the chills!
  • HollandOats
    HollandOats Posts: 202 Member
    My new favorite dessert = 100g ricotta cheese, sprinkled w both sugar and salt.

    I don't think this is so much a confession as a declaration... Psyched it's so good!
  • Mpol2
    Mpol2 Posts: 442 Member
    ShibaEars wrote: »
    For those that are following and care :wink: - the people accepted the second offer on the house! As long as all the mortgage/inspection/misc. stuff works out I will have possession in a couple months. I'm really excited about it :smiley:

    Fantastic, so happy for you. Keep us posted! :)
  • mpovlsen
    mpovlsen Posts: 8 Member
    Laurend224 wrote: »
    I can't do any type of jumping jacks or running without my belly smacking the top of my thighs. It's really embarrassing. Going to talk to a surgeon about a panniculectomy. Three kids and yo-yoing between 140 and 252 a few times wrecked my belly.

    I got a tummy tuck years ago. I had the doctor put the drain tube above my "lady stuff" and not on my sides to avoid getting dog ears. Unfortunately my lady stuff took all the drainage and I need that removed. I suggest drain tube on the side and deal with dog ears.

  • AgentOrangeJuice
    AgentOrangeJuice Posts: 1,069 Member
    BZAH10 wrote: »
    Do we know what happened to Tincanonastring? I've been wondering.

    He's been traveling
  • marissafit06
    marissafit06 Posts: 1,996 Member
    I just killed a spider on my food scale that appeared to climb out from behind the on/off button. I'm now terrified that there are spiders living inside my food scale. I'm seriously thinking of throwing it away and buying a new one, even though it is an expensive one.

    ETA: Just so this doesn't seem insanely irrational, I once found a colony of redbacks living in the body of a milkshake maker at work. There's precedent, people!!!

    When I was taking the plastic off of my air conditioner the other day, a huge spider crawled out from somewhere in there. I considered pushing the air conditioner out of the wall and letting it smash on the ground. I'm still paranoid to sit on that side of the room.

    Here's a spider story for you that a teacher once told me. A woman bought a cactus plant, and a few days later, it started pulsating. She called someone - a friend, maybe, I don't remember - and they told her to get out of the room right away. As soon as she did, there was a popping sound. The cactus had exploded, and there were baby tarantulas everywhere. Most likely, this is an urban legend...but I'm not taking any chances. No cacti for me.

    I think I'd go crazy if I saw that. I'd have to move living spaces or something.

    I have problems with large groupings of bugs. Swarms of ants eating food from a picnic and things like that drive me crazy.
  • AngryViking1970
    AngryViking1970 Posts: 2,847 Member
    12pm: *me prelogging food for supper* "Ahh yes, this will be healthy, and lovely and in my goal... And prelogging will help ensure I stick to it!"

    6:30pm: *delete, delete, delete... Adds three beers in healthy meal's place*

    There are many days when my food diary is blank for dinner. Because beer.
  • HollandOats
    HollandOats Posts: 202 Member
    12pm: *me prelogging food for supper* "Ahh yes, this will be healthy, and lovely and in my goal... And prelogging will help ensure I stick to it!"

    6:30pm: *delete, delete, delete... Adds three beers in healthy meal's place*

    There are many days when my food diary is blank for dinner. Because beer.

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  • ddrhellbunny
    ddrhellbunny Posts: 119 Member
    I tried to go play ddr today but the place I go to was closed for a private event. An hour wasted driving there and back to come home and eat cheesecake and cereal. pfft feel like crap about it. I KNEW I was mad, didn't care.

    Doesn't help I am pmsing. Now I am bloated and going to have some SERIOUS water weight tomorrow.

    Woooo, just gets better and better. oh well, I can stay within my weekly goal as long as I stay within my calories the rest of the week. So all in all, could be worse. haha.

    Back to reading webcomics!
  • MoHousdon
    MoHousdon Posts: 8,723 Member
    pofoster21 wrote: »
    mistypile wrote: »
    Confession: I am super happy that one particular person is not posting on here anymore. I love this thread!

    She'll be back. I said that last time and *poof* a fight appeared. Shhhhhhh

    I feel like I know you people or you can hear my thoughts. Because I know we're referring to the same poster.

  • MoHousdon
    MoHousdon Posts: 8,723 Member
    There was a poptart thread I saw on here a while back, and ever since then I have been wanting a poptart. The weird thing is I DON'T EVEN LIKE POPTARTS! I've always found them rather cardboard-y. Why do I want one?

    Brown Sugar and Cinnamon or Frosted Strawberry. You'll thank me later haha :wink:

    My favorites so far are Wild Cherry, Gingerbread, & Peanut Butter. The Cookie Dough & Confetti Cupcake are also good.

    I had a Wild Cherry Poptart pack tonight with Ben & Jerry's Garcia ice cream in the middle.

    So jealous. I've never even HEARD of these flavors. The ones we can buy here in Saudi Arabia are: Unfrosted Strawberry, Unfrosted Blueberry, The End. :'(

    I'm extremely boring when it comes to food, but unfrosted strawberry toasted is my favorite pop tart flavor. So good with a little melted butter.

  • smashley_mashley
    smashley_mashley Posts: 589 Member
    edited April 2015
    cnadiger wrote: »
    ShibaEars wrote: »
    Last night all I ate for dinner was a donut. Wasn't planned that way. After I got home from work & the gym, did the dishes and walked the dog I sat visiting with my mom until almost 10:00 and then it was bedtime.

    So yay! I was under my calorie goal, but whoops! That wasn't healthy lol.

    Also, can someone tell me the correct spelling: is it donut or doughnut? Or are both acceptable?

    Canada: doughnut
    US: donut

    Canada: Timmy's
    US: donut

    FIFY ;)

    I am about the ONLY Canadian who cannot stand Timmies. McDonalds coffee is far superior and Timmies microwaves their frozen doughnuts. Disgusting! I don't think I have been to a Tim Hortons since I worked at one 8 years ago. I did work at a bakery a couple of years ago and our fresh fried doughnuts were to die for (ironic).
    You are not the only one. I originally posted the following "Sometimes I feel as if I am the only Canadian that despises everything about that place.". and the edited my post after reading yours since I prematurely posted before catching up on here.

  • smashley_mashley
    smashley_mashley Posts: 589 Member
    edited April 2015
    double post
  • MoHousdon
    MoHousdon Posts: 8,723 Member
    I'm just gonna throw this out there - y'all can hate on me later.

    Toasted buttered poptarts. Yep, butter them up like a piece of toast. I haven't had poptarts in years because I can't moderate when it comes to this.

    See previous post.
  • Jazzybrass
    Jazzybrass Posts: 41 Member
    I have a very bad habit of eating all my calories before 2/3 in the afternoon. Sometimes, I eat it all before 8am :blush:
  • smashley_mashley
    smashley_mashley Posts: 589 Member
    edited April 2015
    I love this thread for food ideas. I just finished my jar of White Chocolate Wonderful which I discovered on here and have my jar of Dark Chocolate Dreams on order. I am definitely going to be buying poptarts but will wait until my surgery/recovery and will definitely be making ice cream sandwich with them as well. As for the poptarts vs. Strudel debate, I like both. Part of me also wants to try the gummy bears with the sugar substitute to get the plumbing moving again despite the warnings the reviewers gave.

    I am also craving donuts from the Italian Bakery.... soo good. They also have the best sheet cake. It is the only "store bought" cake I will eat because it is so liquor laden that it squeezes out when you press it with a fork.

    Also, the store was out of the battery I needed for my food scale. Not too happy about it.

    Edited for autocorrect
  • ShibaEars
    ShibaEars Posts: 3,928 Member
    12pm: *me prelogging food for supper* "Ahh yes, this will be healthy, and lovely and in my goal... And prelogging will help ensure I stick to it!"

    6:30pm: *delete, delete, delete... Adds three beers in healthy meal's place*

    I laughed out loud. I've done this so many times.
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    I am embarrased when I say that I just bought a bikini and think I look really good in it.
  • ShibaEars
    ShibaEars Posts: 3,928 Member
    edited April 2015
    cnadiger wrote: »
    ShibaEars wrote: »
    Last night all I ate for dinner was a donut. Wasn't planned that way. After I got home from work & the gym, did the dishes and walked the dog I sat visiting with my mom until almost 10:00 and then it was bedtime.

    So yay! I was under my calorie goal, but whoops! That wasn't healthy lol.

    Also, can someone tell me the correct spelling: is it donut or doughnut? Or are both acceptable?

    Canada: doughnut
    US: donut

    Canada: Timmy's
    US: donut

    FIFY ;)

    I am about the ONLY Canadian who cannot stand Timmies. McDonalds coffee is far superior and Timmies microwaves their frozen doughnuts. Disgusting! I don't think I have been to a Tim Hortons since I worked at one 8 years ago. I did work at a bakery a couple of years ago and our fresh fried doughnuts were to die for (ironic).
    You are not the only one. I originally posted the following "Sometimes I feel as if I am the only Canadian that despises everything about that place.". and the edited my post after reading yours since I prematurely posted before catching up on here.

    I don't drink coffee, but I do really like their steeped tea, and it's not a bad price. I'm not big on the doughnuts, but I won a free one in Roll Up The Rim (last night's dinner).

    ETA: At least two dozen drinks (larges) and all I won was one stinkin doughnut.
  • ShibaEars
    ShibaEars Posts: 3,928 Member
    I am embarrased when I say that I just bought a bikini and think I look really good in it.

    Why? You go out and rock that bikini!
  • etheridgetracy1
    etheridgetracy1 Posts: 28 Member
    I too am a a spanx supporter, lol. I don't know if it really hides much, lol, but it makes me feel better somehow.
  • BlahUnderpants
    BlahUnderpants Posts: 33 Member
    I am embarrased when I say that I just bought a bikini and think I look really good in it.

    Don't be embarrassed. Go rock it! All that matters is that you think you look good in it. (You probably look awesome in it.)