Confession Time! ((ABSOLUTELY NO JUDGEMENT))

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  • myfelinepal
    myfelinepal Posts: 13,000 Member
    I am absolutely not judging anyone in this thread...






























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  • Hearts_2015
    Hearts_2015 Posts: 12,031 Member
    edited February 2015
    brower47 wrote: »
    I one time ate a whole wheel of cheese and pooped in the refrigerator. Are you mad or impressed?

    neither mad nor impressed... just curious why you've decided to share is all. ;)
  • DionneA
    DionneA Posts: 2 Member
    All I ate yesterday was junk food
  • schelly81
    schelly81 Posts: 161 Member
    rhye wrote: »
    I peed during my workout yesterday and kept working out, hoping no one would notice...

    Hopefully anyone who noticed just thought it was sweat.



  • ShibaEars
    ShibaEars Posts: 3,928 Member
    schelly81 wrote: »
    rhye wrote: »
    I peed during my workout yesterday and kept working out, hoping no one would notice...

    Hopefully anyone who noticed just thought it was sweat.



    This happened to me while I was running my first 10k. Again, no bathrooms on course. Ugh, why does running make the grossest things happen?
  • ljohnson216
    ljohnson216 Posts: 89 Member
    I confess that about once a week I take a selfie to change my profile pic... which is so foreign and new to me... but they always suck and I always delete them.

    I also confess that I feel like a total tool taking selfies.
  • berlynnwall
    berlynnwall Posts: 669 Member
    I have an exercise bike in my living room - and it's a good thing too, because if I don't stay out of the kids' Valentine's Day candy, I'm going to be watching all my evening shows while spinning this week.
  • berlynnwall
    berlynnwall Posts: 669 Member
    RaeBeeBaby wrote: »
    ^ My grandma was like that. She has a hard time gaining weight and she would ask me, "I can't seem to gain weight, what do you eat, Amber?" And I wasn't even overweight at the time!

    My grandma used to try and give her bigger clothes to my mother saying whatever item "was a mile too big for her". Used to totally tick my mom off. THEN, after my mom lost weight she started doing the same thing to ME! "Honey, do you want these jeans?" and add in "I hope that doesn't hurt your feelings?" Grrrrrr. Guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

    My mom and sister took me aside one day and said, "did you know that your *kitten* is getting really big? Because we just didn't know if you had noticed..." For real. Who says that? And who wouldn't notice?

    Oh, and my ex's friends took HIM aside when I was pregnant with our son (but didn't know it yet) and told him that ever since we got together, my thighs had gotten a lot thicker. And then he told me about the conversation.

    What is wrong with people?
  • Oh how I love this thread. I confess I was a little sad when I reached the bottom of the last page.
  • JPW1990
    JPW1990 Posts: 2,424 Member
    I confess that about once a week I take a selfie to change my profile pic... which is so foreign and new to me... but they always suck and I always delete them.

    I also confess that I feel like a total tool taking selfies.

    I'll only take them with my son, in the spirit of making sure he always has pictures with his parents throughout his life, not just baby pictures. I still feel stupid doing it. Probably doesn't help that I'm too old to have the selfie gene, so it takes 10 tries just to get one with us both in the pic and in focus.
  • snarlingcoyote
    snarlingcoyote Posts: 399 Member
    rhye wrote: »
    I peed during my workout yesterday and kept working out, hoping no one would notice...

    No judgement here. I've actually thought about going up to a random house in the neighborhood and ringing the doorbell and asking if I could use their toilet because all of the sudden I had to pee!

    Ahhh. . .perimenopause.
  • schelly81
    schelly81 Posts: 161 Member
    RaeBeeBaby wrote: »
    ^ My grandma was like that. She has a hard time gaining weight and she would ask me, "I can't seem to gain weight, what do you eat, Amber?" And I wasn't even overweight at the time!

    My grandma used to try and give her bigger clothes to my mother saying whatever item "was a mile too big for her". Used to totally tick my mom off. THEN, after my mom lost weight she started doing the same thing to ME! "Honey, do you want these jeans?" and add in "I hope that doesn't hurt your feelings?" Grrrrrr. Guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

    My mom and sister took me aside one day and said, "did you know that your *kitten* is getting really big? Because we just didn't know if you had noticed..." For real. Who says that? And who wouldn't notice?

    Oh, and my ex's friends took HIM aside when I was pregnant with our son (but didn't know it yet) and told him that ever since we got together, my thighs had gotten a lot thicker. And then he told me about the conversation.

    What is wrong with people?

    A co-worker asked me advice a few weeks ago on how to tell her daughter that she was getting fat. I honestly don't understand people.
  • LandyBreigh
    LandyBreigh Posts: 207 Member
    Just ate, in the kitchen at work, 2 bites of a turkey sub and 1 bite of a donut, tossed the rest of it away. Yes, I know it's a waste, but it didn't taste good. If it doesn't taste good, I don't eat it.
    And there is chocolate cake with buttercream frosting in the fridge. Haven't touched it.
  • jim_just_jim
    jim_just_jim Posts: 148 Member
    farmerpam1 wrote: »
    I finally thought I was one of those people who could have 2 tablespoons of peanut butter and be done with it. I've learned that sadly I'm not. I brought home a Costco size jar of the stuff last week and finished it off yesterday. A whole jar in one week. Gross, yet so satisfying. Peanut butter is now banished. I'm back on track and over it.

    You are not alone. Need to join a Peanut Butter anoymous group !
  • LandyBreigh
    LandyBreigh Posts: 207 Member
    farmerpam1 wrote: »
    I finally thought I was one of those people who could have 2 tablespoons of peanut butter and be done with it. I've learned that sadly I'm not. I brought home a Costco size jar of the stuff last week and finished it off yesterday. A whole jar in one week. Gross, yet so satisfying. Peanut butter is now banished. I'm back on track and over it.

    You are not alone. Need to join a Peanut Butter anoymous group !

    I LOVE peanut butter! I have to try to forget that my husband buys the crazy huge jar at Sam's Club. Sometimes, it's really difficult.
  • I ate Pop Tarts last night. Strawberry.
  • LandyBreigh
    LandyBreigh Posts: 207 Member
    I ate Pop Tarts last night. Strawberry.

    Strawberry Frosted Pop Tarts are the best kind!
  • most of the week i follow the diet very strictly, staying within my macros and such, but around the end of the month i have such a big urge to eat bad food. Being said, I usually get some cheese filled hotdogs and coat nutella all over them...soo satisfying but i feel awful afterwards
  • sodakat
    sodakat Posts: 1,126 Member
    rhye wrote: »
    I peed during my workout yesterday and kept working out, hoping no one would notice...

    No judgement here. I've actually thought about going up to a random house in the neighborhood and ringing the doorbell and asking if I could use their toilet because all of the sudden I had to pee!

    Ahhh. . .perimenopause.

    There are some advantages to walking the trail between the two pastures near my house, I realize!

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  • Jolinia
    Jolinia Posts: 846 Member
    farmerpam1 wrote: »
    I finally thought I was one of those people who could have 2 tablespoons of peanut butter and be done with it. I've learned that sadly I'm not. I brought home a Costco size jar of the stuff last week and finished it off yesterday. A whole jar in one week. Gross, yet so satisfying. Peanut butter is now banished. I'm back on track and over it.

    I'm this way with trailmix. I sat and watched My 600 Pound Life last Wednesday while scarfing down thousands of calories of what was supposed to be a week's supply. Someday, maybe, I will be able to moderate it. It didn't have chocolate in it, either, and the nuts and seeds were raw, the raisins not sugared or oiled in any way. Didn't matter. I just love the stuff too much. Tempted to take off on the Appalachian Trail and eat it every day for thousands of miles. It's the only way I won't get fat on it!
  • Jolinia
    Jolinia Posts: 846 Member
    I bought some rollerblades at the thrift store yesterday. I told my Mom I was going to try them out in her neighborhood before helping her with something. She was not pleased and told me I'd likely hurt myself.

    I put them on before she got home and started off. Two seconds later I was rolling right for the curb with no clue how to stop, just as she rounded the corner in her truck. So of course she saw my inglorious faceplant, and there were plentiful and smug 'I told you so's' as I unbuckled the wretched things and walked back to the yard in my socks.
  • snarlingcoyote
    snarlingcoyote Posts: 399 Member
    There is someone who very obviously from his attitude doesn't like me very much. He has a problem and there's a very easy solution to it. So I've suggested the solution to him and I keep on reminding him of that solution just because I know that he won't try it but will spend money and effort on other solutions that don't work and will still have the problem. . .

    I really need to get my St. Francis of Assisi Prayer out and start saying it occasionally again.

    I feel really sadistic and mean now that I've said it out loud.
  • stephaniels0416
    stephaniels0416 Posts: 38 Member
    I have a grandma one. My family isn't a hugging family, but my grandma would hug so she could use it as an excuse to squeeze my fat. I was in the middle of my healthy weight range and a size 8, but she was "you're grandpa's hands could fit around my waist and touch" tiny when she was young, so she thought I should be too. Never mind that she was no longer anywhere near that small herself.
  • tomatoey
    tomatoey Posts: 5,446 Member
    I really enjoy the titles of spam posts. I copy and paste some of them in my MFP blog for later.
  • ebtaylor137
    ebtaylor137 Posts: 32 Member
    Speaking of grandmas, when I went to horse camp as a teenager, it was a week long and I'd been before, someone asked me about the physical exertion of it all, and I told them it was hard on Monday through Wednesday, Wednesday was the worst, but by Thursday and Friday you'd gotten used to it. Someone else asked my grandma what I was talking about and she said, "Being fat." :s

    (What does that even mean? Why would I have to adjust to the physical exertion of being fat every week? I was athletic and wasn't even really fat then, just on the large size of healthy... Why was she always trying to feed me junk if she thought I was fat?!)
  • whitters05
    whitters05 Posts: 6 Member
    Kontxesi wrote: »
    My confessions:

    1) When it comes to discipline, I am aces at getting my butt to the gym pretty much every day of the weak. But when it comes to food, I fall woefully short. I feel as though I fell off a cliff starting with the holidays. Pizza and brownie batter have become my Saturday evening staples. :'(:'(:'(

    When people ask me or my brother what our favorite dessert is and we say "brownie batter", they always look at us quizzically and say "...brownies, you mean?" No. Delicious, raw-eggy brownie batter.

    While I sympathize with the weekly trap you've found yourself in, I'm glad to have found another Batter Enthusiast.

    (Are you making it from scratch, or using box mix? I can't keep any sort of quick desert options in the house. If I want something sweet, I have to make it, so it happens less often. Not that brownie batter is hard to whip up....)

    Terrible contribution, but I scoop brownie mix out of the box and just add a bit of water and enjoy. The bag last several servings and it tastes just as good with less calories! It helps limit me a bit, but is still terrible for me!!!

    As for confessions, I hate the new fad where women who are pretty overweight call themselves curvy. Don't get me wrong, I'm definitely in this bucket and I think it's important to feel comfortable in the skin you're in. But it seems like they're trying to sell being overweight/obese and make it an ideal.
  • KrisAZ000
    KrisAZ000 Posts: 76 Member
    I ate Pop Tarts last night. Strawberry.

    So did I! The frosted ones. Then I ate a pudding cup too. I told myself it was all ok since it was within my calorie goal, but felt a little bad when MFP shamed me about the amount of carbs I'd consumed for the day.
  • SoulOfRusalka
    SoulOfRusalka Posts: 1,201 Member
    Chocolate on my strawberries for breakfast, vegan gummy bears for lunch... at least I'm planning to have a healthy dinner (steamed broccoli and chocolate do not go together, so I'm safe.) And that's not even mentioning the giant bowl of granola at 3 AM last night.
    It's valentine's day, I'm allowed!
  • snarlingcoyote
    snarlingcoyote Posts: 399 Member
    whitters05 wrote: »
    Kontxesi wrote: »
    My confessions:

    1) When it comes to discipline, I am aces at getting my butt to the gym pretty much every day of the weak. But when it comes to food, I fall woefully short. I feel as though I fell off a cliff starting with the holidays. Pizza and brownie batter have become my Saturday evening staples. :'(:'(:'(

    When people ask me or my brother what our favorite dessert is and we say "brownie batter", they always look at us quizzically and say "...brownies, you mean?" No. Delicious, raw-eggy brownie batter.

    While I sympathize with the weekly trap you've found yourself in, I'm glad to have found another Batter Enthusiast.

    (Are you making it from scratch, or using box mix? I can't keep any sort of quick desert options in the house. If I want something sweet, I have to make it, so it happens less often. Not that brownie batter is hard to whip up....)

    Terrible contribution, but I scoop brownie mix out of the box and just add a bit of water and enjoy. The bag last several servings and it tastes just as good with less calories! It helps limit me a bit, but is still terrible for me!!!

    As for confessions, I hate the new fad where women who are pretty overweight call themselves curvy. Don't get me wrong, I'm definitely in this bucket and I think it's important to feel comfortable in the skin you're in. But it seems like they're trying to sell being overweight/obese and make it an ideal.

    I am naturally extremely curvy when I am at a normal weight and I have friends who say they are "curvy" when they mean they have gained a bunch of weight. Burns my biscuits!
  • azulvioleta6
    azulvioleta6 Posts: 4,195 Member
    I get curvier the more weight I lose...but I know what you mean!