What's with bums/butts/bottoms/ar5es?

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  • gabbylab
    gabbylab Posts: 146
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    My dearly deceased FIL used to say "look at the Fartbox on that one".

    Okay? When I look at one's behind I really don't dwell on what comes out of one.
  • jbiron
    jbiron Posts: 3 Member
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    the buttocks are not what poops. Really people, learn some anatomy! :)

    The buttocks are very (relatively) large muscles, hence the fullness and shapeliness of the derriere is an indication of overall health and a strong body.

    Obviously genes determine the precise shape, but ANYONE who is comitted to fitness will have a great looking behind.

    To me, that explains the attraction.
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
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    Perhaps someone can change my mindset about this. Seriously.

    When I look at a bum, no matter how handsome/beautiful the person is, no matter if they are dignitaries - Queen, King, Presidents etc or celebrities (JLo, Kim), or whoever on earth, when I look at a bum, all I can see is flatulence and poo/poop. I really don't get it.

    When people drool over someone's bum, I don't get it. I really don't and I want to get it.

    Help me get it somebody :flowerforyou:
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  • healthyandfitgirl14
    healthyandfitgirl14 Posts: 413 Member
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    Once you've rimmed

    What's rimmed? :embarassed:

    I'm sorry OP you will have to take the rest of your questions to the following to avoid getting all of MFP ejected from this site and ending up like will smith on I am legend.

    http://www.google.com/

    OMG! I'm dying! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • BigCed77024
    BigCed77024 Posts: 1,115 Member
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    Perhaps someone can change my mindset about this. Seriously.

    When I look at a bum, no matter how handsome/beautiful the person is, no matter if they are dignitaries - Queen, King, Presidents etc or celebrities (JLo, Kim), or whoever on earth, when I look at a bum, all I can see is flatulence and poo/poop. I really don't get it.

    When people drool over someone's bum, I don't get it. I really don't and I want to get it.

    Help me get it somebody :flowerforyou:


    The booty is the most beautiful part of the womans body especially if its round and curvy (see J-Lo, Kim K, my ex Ennia)..lol.
  • Just_Scott
    Just_Scott Posts: 1,766 Member
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    You may want to visit T Nation---glute guy--your glutes need you to see this article.
  • JustPeachy044
    JustPeachy044 Posts: 770 Member
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    The buttocks are very (relatively) large muscles, hence the fullness and shapeliness of the derriere is an indication of overall health and a strong body.

    Obviously genes determine the precise shape, but ANYONE who is comitted to fitness will have a great looking behind.

    To me, that explains the attraction.

    THIS. Seeing a guy with a nice rear, well, it's easier to look without being "caught". It seems more subtle than peeking at, well, you know what...
  • mewtwo500
    mewtwo500 Posts: 29 Member
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    Haha when I see a large bum I'm just like "dang wish I had one of those!." But seriously, I think a curvy butt is really attractive feature and I always notice it on other women. Clearly it's just not your thing, and that's okay. Just like how some people find feet really sexy...I will never understand that one. :3
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
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    Have you ever seen a woman with a perfect booty twerk? It's absolutely hypnotizing.
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
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    Once you've rimmed

    What's rimmed? :embarassed:

    Use google then try it.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
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    This thread is making me gassy.
  • mewtwo500
    mewtwo500 Posts: 29 Member
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    Once you've rimmed

    What's rimmed? :embarassed:

    Use google then try it.

    Lol, poor OP is getting more than they bargained for.
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
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    Once you've rimmed

    What's rimmed? :embarassed:

    Use google then try it.

    Lol, poor OP is getting more than they bargained for.

    NSFW and NSFL if you're the sensitive type.
  • Microfiber
    Microfiber Posts: 956 Member
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    Once you've rimmed

    What's rimmed? :embarassed:

    I'm sorry OP you will have to take the rest of your questions to the following to avoid getting all of MFP ejected from this site and ending up like will smith on I am legend.

    http://www.google.com/

    Oh My Days :noway: :noway: I just checked google - at work :laugh:
  • ZealousMissJJ
    ZealousMissJJ Posts: 454 Member
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    Once you've rimmed

    What's rimmed? :embarassed:

    I'm sorry OP you will have to take the rest of your questions to the following to avoid getting all of MFP ejected from this site and ending up like will smith on I am legend.

    http://www.google.com/

    Oh My Days :noway: :noway: I just checked google - at work :laugh:

    LOL :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • ZoeLifts
    ZoeLifts Posts: 10,347 Member
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    Hmmm, let's find an example to explore this query:

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    *Drool*......










    I'm sorry, what was the question again?
  • InnerConflict
    InnerConflict Posts: 1,592 Member
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    Once you've rimmed

    What's rimmed? :embarassed:

    I'm sorry OP you will have to take the rest of your questions to the following to avoid getting all of MFP ejected from this site and ending up like will smith on I am legend.

    http://www.google.com/

    Oh My Days :noway: :noway: I just checked google - at work :laugh:

    I am assuming your husband doesn't get that either.
  • ZoeLifts
    ZoeLifts Posts: 10,347 Member
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    Once you've rimmed

    What's rimmed? :embarassed:

    I'm sorry OP you will have to take the rest of your questions to the following to avoid getting all of MFP ejected from this site and ending up like will smith on I am legend.

    http://www.google.com/

    Oh My Days :noway: :noway: I just checked google - at work :laugh:


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Microfiber
    Microfiber Posts: 956 Member
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    Oh My Days :noway: :noway: I just checked google - at work :laugh:
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    I am assuming your husband doesn't get that either.
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    No bladdie way. Yuck :sick:
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
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    Clearly the OP CAN lie.

    Oh man, it's a shame no one appreciated this. I guess they never got hooked and couldn't stop staring.

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