What's with bums/butts/bottoms/ar5es?

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  • Microfiber
    Microfiber Posts: 956 Member
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    Your poor husband

    He's not suffering :laugh:
  • InnerConflict
    InnerConflict Posts: 1,592 Member
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    Your poor husband

    He's not suffering :laugh:

    If you are not swallowing, he is suffering. He is just doing it silently
  • Microfiber
    Microfiber Posts: 956 Member
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    He is just doing it silently

    Wise man :flowerforyou:
  • redfro2
    redfro2 Posts: 11 Member
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    horse poop???!!!
    @ innerconflict
    quicbraidwithsprayer_quic-braid-works-great-my-horses-butt-sa_391eb52b52a5447_740.jpg
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
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    horse poop???!!!
    @ innerconflict
    quicbraidwithsprayer_quic-braid-works-great-my-horses-butt-sa_391eb52b52a5447_740.jpg
    I look at that and see horses *kitten*, not poop :D
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
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    Once you've rimmed you tend not to worry about it anymore.
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
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    ooo, icky, girl parts . . .









    FFS
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSlDogj-QEVmRRBneyymA5XIrLWVnx1xyONkk6UENhxI7ObRnzF I see what you mean. Bums are gross.


    As.ses, behinds, rear-ends on the other hand not gross at all. As for you being a female and not thinking looking at a man's behind is a big deal I guess I can understand that. You might be more concerned with what's up front. I personally only care what's up front but am seriously hypnotized by men when they have nicely developed glutes. It's like so enthralling. So once I finally got brave to ask a B/F who had a smoking hot *kitten* in the context of learning about beauty/attraction and scientific explanations. I asked him, you know how I like your butt so much...well you've been talking about all this symmetry and .7 ratio and hair shine and etc..etccc. so why would I like your butt if it's not a thing to procreation?

    Scientific butt answer in 3.....2.....1

    The male glutes are attractive to females because if they are developed and strong it indicates an ability to thrust. Thrust being the main mechanism for impregnation and thus the propogation of the species.

    I find it only mildly ironic that I was never impregnated by that big booty having BF but was easily impregnated by a non big booty having one. But he had a big something else so maybe you don't need big glutes for pushing when you have a big injector for fertilizing. IDK. Anyways sorry if this may seem too sexual but it's the SCIENTIFIC explanation for said problem OP is having and so I just tried my best to keep it clean.

    Which reminds me of another point. Did you at some point in your life get an "unclean" feeling about people's behinds and that may be causing your aversion to behinds? I mean did you ever have to do laundry and see things you didn't want to? Cause yeah, I could see that might kill it for someone. Also I totally beleive it's possible to re-record over our ideas about things so maybe just watching some hot porn butt shows will redirect your mind about butts. Just sayin'.
  • Microfiber
    Microfiber Posts: 956 Member
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    Once you've rimmed

    What's rimmed? :embarassed:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Girls don't poop or fart though so I am going to continue to admire away.

    Girls may not but real women do!

    Girls have to wait until puberty to use the bathroom?

    Dude, you're a clown....:heart: /thread winner. Especially with the ice cream cone expression. LMFAO
  • Microfiber
    Microfiber Posts: 956 Member
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    Which reminds me of another point. Did you at some point in your life get an "unclean" feeling about people's behinds and that may be causing your aversion to behinds?

    Not that I can recall. Perhaps it'll come to me under hypnosis?? :laugh:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Once you've rimmed

    What's rimmed? :embarassed:

    I'm sorry OP you will have to take the rest of your questions to the following to avoid getting all of MFP ejected from this site and ending up like will smith on I am legend.

    http://www.google.com/
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Which reminds me of another point. Did you at some point in your life get an "unclean" feeling about people's behinds and that may be causing your aversion to behinds?

    Not that I can recall. Perhaps it'll come to me under hypnosis?? :laugh:

    Maybe, but the porn's are cheaper than hypnosis, and sometimes we don't need to know the why to get to the solution. The solution being the re-recording over your butt ideas with the porns.
  • Warchortle
    Warchortle Posts: 2,197 Member
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    I look at the bum only to because it leads to greater things.
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
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    So, do you think of milk when you look at boobs? Discharge from a vajayjay, jizz from a whizzer?
  • kimosabe1
    kimosabe1 Posts: 2,467 Member
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    squats and lunges baby.......
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
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    ...According to the Discovery channel show on sexual attraction I watched a long time ago, the male's backside muscles are used to contract or thrust the hips. Therefore, the biggest the muscles, the better the thrust (theoretically). Makes sense to me.

    Hmmm...that's interesting. My husband has nice, round, firm buttocks that I like to smack sometimes just for the hell of it. :love:
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
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    youtube
    trace adkins honkytonk badonkadonk

    this exsplains my mind
  • InnerConflict
    InnerConflict Posts: 1,592 Member
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    youtube
    trace adkins honkytonk badonkadonk

    this exsplains my mind

    One of my favorite videos
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
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    I like mine, small but perfectly heart shaped. :)

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