What's with bums/butts/bottoms/ar5es?

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  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
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    Oh My Days :noway: :noway: I just checked google - at work :laugh:
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    I am assuming your husband doesn't get that either.
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    No bladdie way. Yuck :sick:
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    Hopefully he is more asexual then sexual, cause his sex life seem to be very simplified.
  • Microfiber
    Microfiber Posts: 956 Member
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    Hopefully he is more asexual then sexual, cause his sex life seem to be very simplified.

    He's still getting some :laugh:
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
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    I think about doggy style, spanking (in a good way), reverse cowgirl, dancing, something to hold onto.

    I :heart: you :love: :love: :love:

    Have you ever seen a woman with a perfect booty twerk? It's absolutely hypnotizing.

    You are so right. I went to the strippers with one of my guy friends not that long ago and this one dancer was SO GOOD at it that I couldn't take my eyes off her. My friend was too busy staring at me because he couldn't believe how captivated I was by it....maybe drooling at bit. When she was done her set I looked at him and said, "THAT. I want to do THAT!" :laugh:
  • hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze
    hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze Posts: 1,841 Member
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    Who wouldn't want one of these? :laugh:
  • GnomeLove
    GnomeLove Posts: 379
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    A nice butt is a good thing. I try to work on mine all the time.
  • Lonestar5775
    Lonestar5775 Posts: 740 Member
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    Our bottoms also serve as a huge shock absorber for the spine and brain in case we fall. How would you like to sit all day without any padding there? It isn't the function of it that makes it attractive. It is the curves and proportion that draw a man's attraction.
  • GnomeLove
    GnomeLove Posts: 379
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    HA, this is hilarious. I mean... I love admiring nice rears... but my husband likes to point out that no matter how hot someone is, they still probably battle exploding diarrhea at some point in their lives.

    Great.

    Ahhahahahaha!
  • BobOki
    BobOki Posts: 245 Member
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    Where have you been? That's OLD news!! We all put them BEHIND us.
  • InnerConflict
    InnerConflict Posts: 1,592 Member
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    Who wouldn't want one of these? :laugh:

    I want that on my face! :love: :love:
  • Microfiber
    Microfiber Posts: 956 Member
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    Who wouldn't want one of these? :laugh:

    I must admit. That does look shapely :flowerforyou: