Easter
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LoupGarouTFTs wrote: »First world problems!! LOL
You know, that's never really helpful. What are people who live in the "first world" supposed to have, if not "first world" problems? That being said, I do agree that hard-boiled eggs shouldn't even be an issue. I think the idea of egg salad or something else is a good idea.
It wasn't meant to be helpful, were talking hard boiled eggs here. LOL0 -
kimzy132124 wrote: »I have to loose 80 lbs very quickly in order to train and be accepted into the mma program I've been workin towards. I have less than a year to do it. I've lost about 60 but have another 80 to go. So no fitting an egg in is a problem. Whatever you guys have at it. I asked for advice and all I get is basically *kitten*. I found someone who helped me with it so ummm peace. The only quacks I have found today are right here. If it weren't for this app being so helpful with keeping track of what I eat I would say *kitten* it and delete this *kitten*. Real *kitten* supports up in here.
People here are trying to help. Using profanity isn't necessary.
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Liftng4Lis wrote: »
Well if they aren't chocolate, you're not required to eat them.Liftng4Lis wrote: »You don't have to eat them....unless they're chocolate. One MUST eat all the chocolate! Seriously, eat, log, enjoy your holiday.
yea she meant hard boiled eggs, not chocolate eggs...
Well, exactly.
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JulieAnneFIU wrote: »TimothyFish wrote: »There's no need to eat them. Serve rabbit stew on Easter and tell the kids the bunny died.
One Easter on our way to church we passed a dead bunny in the road and my father said "There goes Peter Cottontail!" Easter was never the same lol.
OMG, oh bwah ha ha, your dad has the same sick sense of humor my husband has.
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BramageOMG wrote: »I don't understand why people are not just more helpful, and offer suggestions that are legitimate: See if your psychiatrist will take a few off your hands - problem solved.
Or I will. I'm not a psychiatrist but I'm happy to pretend to be one, you know, just to take one for the team, as it were. "Hi, tell me about your childhood, oh my God, that's so terrible and your feelings are legitimate and you have EVERY RIGHT to each one of them, okay, I'll take the chocolate now."
You're welcome.
If it's the non-chocolate variety of egg, though, you're on your own.
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I just can't get over the MMA angle.
Seriously. You roiding? Because DAYUM. Some RAGE.3 -
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I have nothing to add....except that this thread just made my night. And I will be laughing about this for days
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hollyrayburn wrote: »I'm late to the thread here, but....I'm so confused.
I work out. I train. I eat two hard boiled eggs a day. I boil a whole bunch and they last for a week. Why can't they fit into your diet again? How many eggs are we talking here?
Because she's doing some kinda super restrictive (I'm assuming VLCD) "training" so she can get in an MMA class next year, is what I gather.
So 70 calories (or 17 for just whites) of a high protein, filling nutritious food is totes off limits.
Wow. Not downing on anyone's dreams because I think training for MMA is a nice goal, but trying to do a VLCD is not going to work out in so many ways. You are going to have lost a lot of muscle mass and it'll end up being a bigger struggle to maintain.
Hell, you'll definitely need to attempt a bulk and cut to regain the muscle mass and since you didn't figure out how to work eggs into a one day thing and flipping out on people actually pointing out some things..well... *shrugs*
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kimzy132124 wrote: »I have to loose 80 lbs very quickly in order to train and be accepted into the mma program I've been workin towards. I have less than a year to do it. I've lost about 60 but have another 80 to go. So no fitting an egg in is a problem. Whatever you guys have at it. I asked for advice and all I get is basically *kitten*. I found someone who helped me with it so ummm peace. The only quacks I have found today are right here. If it weren't for this app being so helpful with keeping track of what I eat I would say *kitten* it and delete this *kitten*. Real *kitten* supports up in here.
...War Machine? Is that you?2 -
Can somebody tell me what MMA is? I googled it but didn't get any results that made sense in light of this thread...?0
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marissafit06 wrote: »
Still doesn't make sense in light of the thread, does it? Yeah that was the part that I struggled with the most. That and the fact that rabbits don't eat eggs...
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marissafit06 wrote: »
Still doesn't make sense in light of the thread, does it? Yeah that was the part that I struggled with the most. That and the fact that rabbits don't eat eggs...
I can totally see why you starve yourself down to nothing so that you can turn around and do a massive bulk. So sensible.
I never understood the Easter bunny/egg thing myself.
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Seriously, I'm going to bookmark this crazy for a gloomy day when I need a solid laugh.
This also reminds me I should boil some eggs, you know, since I don't want to be part of MMA.1 -
PrizePopple wrote: »
Seriously, I'm going to bookmark this crazy for a gloomy day when I need a solid laugh.
This also reminds me I should boil some eggs, you know, since I don't want to be part of MMA.
Do you have your Coach bag all set for when you need to smuggle the shells to the gas station?
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PrizePopple wrote: »
Seriously, I'm going to bookmark this crazy for a gloomy day when I need a solid laugh.
This also reminds me I should boil some eggs, you know, since I don't want to be part of MMA.
Do you have your Coach bag all set for when you need to smuggle the shells to the gas station?
It's a knock off. I also have kids, so really I've found far weirder crap in my purse.
Actually I lied. I don't even have a knock off Coach bag. *hangs head in shame*0 -
First, I love Cadbury creme eggs. So good. Hard boiled eggs aren't terrible.
Second, wow.
I've seen a few members say that you're overreacting...members who if they say that, it means something...because they're ones with a solid history of finding offense in all kinds of seemingly benign posts.
TL;DR - I hope you find what you're looking for...and what you need...and it may not be an MMA program.
Also, Happy Easter!2 -
azulvioleta6 wrote: »A hard-boiled egg white is basically one of the best things you could possibly eat. Tons of protein, almost no calories, lots of nutrients. It really doesn't make sense to not be able to fit this into your diet, unless you feel like you MUST eat 20 or 30 eggs at once or something.
Eggs are a great addition to compost. The shells especially--they add calcium to the soil. Chop up the eggs a bit and throw them into a compost pile if you are feeling guilty about wasting them.
Know what's better than a hard boiled egg white?
The whole hard boiled egg.
Know what's even better?
A Cadbury creme egg.3 -
kimzy132124 wrote: »
Finally an idea lol. That's actually brilliant since I have one right next door
Oh damn! Well put them in the trunk of your car, in something to hide and take them to the gas station trash bin or something lol.kimzy132124 wrote: »
You would think that but last year my daughter checked the trash. LolWait....if they are for the Easter Bunny, can't you just toss them or give themU to somebody that will eat them? I'm not understanding why you have to eat them. I'd just toss them.
The kids think the Easter Bunny ate them anyway I'm guessing right? IDK my kid is 13 and didn't like that stuff when he was little.
Out of everything in this thread, this is what confuses me the most. Partly the fact that the kids still believe in the Easter Bunny after checking the trash for evidence last year, partly the fact that the kids would even recognise a boiled egg in the bin as the same one they put out for the Easter Bunny (unless they were painted or something?), and partly the fact that it never occurred to OP to throw them away in a different bin. Or to take the trash out after trowing them away. Or throw them away in a carrier bag so they're not visible. Or any number of things.1 -
DemoraFairy wrote: »kimzy132124 wrote: »
Finally an idea lol. That's actually brilliant since I have one right next door
Oh damn! Well put them in the trunk of your car, in something to hide and take them to the gas station trash bin or something lol.kimzy132124 wrote: »
You would think that but last year my daughter checked the trash. LolWait....if they are for the Easter Bunny, can't you just toss them or give themU to somebody that will eat them? I'm not understanding why you have to eat them. I'd just toss them.
The kids think the Easter Bunny ate them anyway I'm guessing right? IDK my kid is 13 and didn't like that stuff when he was little.
Out of everything in this thread, this is what confuses me the most. Partly the fact that the kids still believe in the Easter Bunny after checking the trash for evidence last year, partly the fact that the kids would even recognise a boiled egg in the bin as the same one they put out for the Easter Bunny (unless they were painted or something?), and partly the fact that it never occurred to OP to throw them away in a different bin. Or to take the trash out after trowing them away. Or throw them away in a carrier bag so they're not visible. Or any number of things.
I know right? I can't imagine being so crippled with indecision over how to dispose of an egg that you needed to start a thread then abuse people for being bemused.0 -
kimzy132124 wrote: »Easter is approaching and I'm planning how to get around it diet wise. The kids leave eggs for the bunny but that means I have to eat them... What do I do ?
your kids leave eggs FOR the bunny?
isnt the bunny supposed to BRING eggs?
of course, i dont do bunnies and eggs anyways, so it really doesnt matter to me LOL (my kids get a small gift (around $10-$15) and a goodie bag of treats). thats about all the Easter we do. LOLOL
we dont even do Easter dinner unless my grandfather wants to. lolol2 -
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kimzy132124 wrote: »I have to loose 80 lbs very quickly in order to train and be accepted into the mma program I've been workin towards. I have less than a year to do it. I've lost about 60 but have another 80 to go. So no fitting an egg in is a problem. Whatever you guys have at it. I asked for advice and all I get is basically *kitten*. I found someone who helped me with it so ummm peace. The only quacks I have found today are right here. If it weren't for this app being so helpful with keeping track of what I eat I would say *kitten* it and delete this *kitten*. Real *kitten* supports up in here.
hate to break it to you but if you starving yourself to get into MMA training you are going to have a shock when you begin said training...
thats what im thinking. and if your kids are so smart, and obviously old enough to actively QUESTION AND TRY TO DEBUNK.... maybe its time to have the talk about how a human sized bunny isnt real?
(i had to go back and read the whole thread LOLOLOLOL)0 -
ill just keep quoting and replying as i go along
i cant stand peeps but my husband has a strange love of BUYING them. im not sure why as NO ONE in the house will eat them but hey- whatevs.... like twinkies, they probably never go bad and in the zombie apocalypse, i might want the sugar.
anyways, you know they (ironically enough) are making EASTER EGG peeps now??????? http://www.marshmallowpeeps.com/product-detail/easter/peepssup-sup-decorated-marshmallow-eggs
(sorry, i dont know how to post a pic LOLOL)0 -
LOLkimzy132124 wrote: »I have to loose 80 lbs very quickly in order to train and be accepted into the mma program I've been workin towards. I have less than a year to do it. I've lost about 60 but have another 80 to go. So no fitting an egg in is a problem. Whatever you guys have at it. I asked for advice and all I get is basically *kitten*. I found someone who helped me with it so ummm peace. The only quacks I have found today are right here. If it weren't for this app being so helpful with keeping track of what I eat I would say *kitten* it and delete this *kitten*. Real *kitten* supports up in here.
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This thread delivers on so many levels.0
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kimzy132124 wrote: »I have to loose 80 lbs very quickly in order to train and be accepted into the mma program I've been workin towards. I have less than a year to do it. I've lost about 60 but have another 80 to go. So no fitting an egg in is a problem. Whatever you guys have at it. I asked for advice and all I get is basically *kitten*. I found someone who helped me with it so ummm peace. The only quacks I have found today are right here. If it weren't for this app being so helpful with keeping track of what I eat I would say *kitten* it and delete this *kitten*. Real *kitten* supports up in here.
hate to break it to you but if you starving yourself to get into MMA training you are going to have a shock when you begin said training...
Agreed, besides loss of LBM, I imagine less bone density could be an issue...
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kimzy132124 wrote: »I have to loose 80 lbs very quickly in order to train and be accepted into the mma program I've been workin towards. I have less than a year to do it. I've lost about 60 but have another 80 to go. So no fitting an egg in is a problem. Whatever you guys have at it. I asked for advice and all I get is basically *kitten*. I found someone who helped me with it so ummm peace. The only quacks I have found today are right here. If it weren't for this app being so helpful with keeping track of what I eat I would say *kitten* it and delete this *kitten*. Real *kitten* supports up in here.
That was quick
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