Easter
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cindyangotti wrote: »Whatever you choose to eat just log it. If you are over you calories you can exercise and eat less the next day. Simple.
Didn't read the whole thread, did you?
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Well you missed a lot.cindyangotti wrote: »Whatever you choose to eat just log it. If you are over you calories you can exercise and eat less the next day. Simple.
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cindyangotti wrote: »Whatever you choose to eat just log it. If you are over you calories you can exercise and eat less the next day. Simple.
Didn't read the whole thread, did you?
looks like nothing was read from OP. 0 -
This thread needs more bunny gifs.
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See bunnies like carrots anyway....not eggs0
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Oh my goodness I'm going to flop harshly! Please feel free to add me for motivation and support!! Xx0
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Think we can keep this thread alive, hilarious, and edgy (but not too offensive so that it doesn't get locked), until Easter Monday?
DUDE. You are not theologically down, here.
I believe we need to keep it alive and walking around for another 40 Days AFTER Easter, at which point the Mods can assume it bodily into Heaven in the presence of its followers.
Of course! What was I thinking!?
It's OK, you're forgiven. I've sacrificed an egg for your sins, and then eaten it.
Well there goes your MMA career...
DAMN IT!
I was holding out for the belt. Oh, well. The middle-aged mom class is pretty competitive I bet. You should see how brutal they can be in the Elementary school drop off line. In THE OCTAGON? I bet there is hair pulling and quite possibly some accusations of tennis double faults and sneers about yoga pants from TJ Maxx. It's a cold, cruel world.
This reminds me of a conversation with my sister in law, who totally has succumbed to the judgy upper middle class ways of her suburban soccer mom counterparts... She was talking about yoga pants, and how expensive they are at Lululemon and Athleta. I said that I just get the Champion stuff from Target and it is fine, and she said, "yeah but then everyone would know that you get yoga pants from Target". Fast forward 3 months, I asked for workout clothes for Christmas. She got me a super cute shirt/pant combo.
From Target.
Targets above my pay grade.
I did get myself some new leggings and a workout tank from walmart today, though.
livin the high life, i tell ya.....
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ThickMcRunFast wrote: »kimzy132124 wrote: »I have to loose 80 lbs very quickly in order to train and be accepted into the mma program I've been workin towards. I have less than a year to do it. I've lost about 60 but have another 80 to go. So no fitting an egg in is a problem. Whatever you guys have at it. I asked for advice and all I get is basically *kitten*. I found someone who helped me with it so ummm peace. The only quacks I have found today are right here. If it weren't for this app being so helpful with keeping track of what I eat I would say *kitten* it and delete this *kitten*. Real *kitten* supports up in here.
...War Machine? Is that you?
daaaaaayyyyyuuuuummmm
Oh, and OP - if you're still here - let me give you a bit of advice.
If some gym/school wants you to lose 80 lb before "accepting" you into their MMA training, they don't know what they're doing. Trust me - if you train anywhere near intensely (which you would, if this place were legit) - you'll drop weight easily. Wanting you to lose 80 lbs (especially if it's very fast) is completely the wrong thing for them to suggest.
Yup, back to QUACK advice.
Seriously, if she's doing MMA training they should be telling her to down a whole bunch of hardboiled eggs every day.
The rapid extreme weight loss makes me wonder if it's more GLOW type of thing. Is that still a thing? Good lord, I'm old.
I wonder if the place has a weight limit and she wants to get in this year, rather than wait for next year. Maybe more her doing than the actual gym?
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I have the highly recognizable dansk pants from Walmart.Think we can keep this thread alive, hilarious, and edgy (but not too offensive so that it doesn't get locked), until Easter Monday?
DUDE. You are not theologically down, here.
I believe we need to keep it alive and walking around for another 40 Days AFTER Easter, at which point the Mods can assume it bodily into Heaven in the presence of its followers.
Of course! What was I thinking!?
It's OK, you're forgiven. I've sacrificed an egg for your sins, and then eaten it.
Well there goes your MMA career...
DAMN IT!
I was holding out for the belt. Oh, well. The middle-aged mom class is pretty competitive I bet. You should see how brutal they can be in the Elementary school drop off line. In THE OCTAGON? I bet there is hair pulling and quite possibly some accusations of tennis double faults and sneers about yoga pants from TJ Maxx. It's a cold, cruel world.
This reminds me of a conversation with my sister in law, who totally has succumbed to the judgy upper middle class ways of her suburban soccer mom counterparts... She was talking about yoga pants, and how expensive they are at Lululemon and Athleta. I said that I just get the Champion stuff from Target and it is fine, and she said, "yeah but then everyone would know that you get yoga pants from Target". Fast forward 3 months, I asked for workout clothes for Christmas. She got me a super cute shirt/pant combo.
From Target.
And this for some reason reminds me of my boyfriend's friend who insists on always sending me shoes for my birthday or Christmas. I'm not sure how that became a thing, but I hate shoes. If I could go around in flip flops for the rest of my life, I'd be perfectly happy, and she knows this. So I thought I found a happy compromise when I realized I did not own any awesome deadlift socks. But, my boyfriend just talked to her and mentioned that she could get me some, and her response was, well she was going to, but now that he suggested it, she's not going to.
Ugh. Goodwill gets some rather interesting and brand new shoes from me twice a year...0 -
lemurcat12 wrote: »Wait, wait, wait, how did I not know the Easter bunny is Peter Cottontail?
In fact, upon further research, this is highly confusing.
When I was a child I read the series of books by Thornton Burgess about various animals, one of whom was Peter Cottontail (also Peter Rabbit, not to be confused with Beatrix Potter's Peter Rabbit, who also was not the Easter Bunny):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Cottontail
But apparently in the 1970s (although I managed not to see it despite being the right generation) there was an Easter special about Peter Cottontail a "young Easter bunny" employed by the "Chief Easter bunny" named, of course, Colonel Wellington B. Bunny. And it gets weirder:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Here_Comes_Peter_Cottontail
I also never realized Here Comes Peter Cottontail was supposed to be an Easter song, but I only know the first line or two.
I seriously have always assumed the Easter bunny was female.
For the record, when I was a child I was firmly convinced that cats and dogs were the same animal, but cats were the female version and dogs the male version. Somehow this seems relevant.
I used to think that about lions and tigers lol
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Think we can keep this thread alive, hilarious, and edgy (but not too offensive so that it doesn't get locked), until Easter Monday?
DUDE. You are not theologically down, here.
I believe we need to keep it alive and walking around for another 40 Days AFTER Easter, at which point the Mods can assume it bodily into Heaven in the presence of its followers.
Of course! What was I thinking!?
It's OK, you're forgiven. I've sacrificed an egg for your sins, and then eaten it.
Well there goes your MMA career...
DAMN IT!
I was holding out for the belt. Oh, well. The middle-aged mom class is pretty competitive I bet. You should see how brutal they can be in the Elementary school drop off line. In THE OCTAGON? I bet there is hair pulling and quite possibly some accusations of tennis double faults and sneers about yoga pants from TJ Maxx. It's a cold, cruel world.
This reminds me of a conversation with my sister in law, who totally has succumbed to the judgy upper middle class ways of her suburban soccer mom counterparts... She was talking about yoga pants, and how expensive they are at Lululemon and Athleta. I said that I just get the Champion stuff from Target and it is fine, and she said, "yeah but then everyone would know that you get yoga pants from Target". Fast forward 3 months, I asked for workout clothes for Christmas. She got me a super cute shirt/pant combo.
From Target.
Heh.
This reminds me of how my father's insane sister (who was also a total snob, especially about things she thought of as middlebrow) was really obvious in her gift choices that she thought my mother would love all the middlebrow things she despised, and somehow not notice that she was being given gifts that my aunt spent most of her time sneering at. The funny thing is that my aunt never was observant enough to realize that although my mother does love lots of stuff that I'm sure she'd consider middlebrow, the things that were chosen for her were completely not consistent with her taste.
The weirdest ones (should anyone actually know my mother) were one of the Chicken Soup for the ____ Soul books (which is about the opposite of anything my mother would read) and a video of Riverdance.0 -
callsitlikeiseeit wrote: »Think we can keep this thread alive, hilarious, and edgy (but not too offensive so that it doesn't get locked), until Easter Monday?
DUDE. You are not theologically down, here.
I believe we need to keep it alive and walking around for another 40 Days AFTER Easter, at which point the Mods can assume it bodily into Heaven in the presence of its followers.
Of course! What was I thinking!?
It's OK, you're forgiven. I've sacrificed an egg for your sins, and then eaten it.
Well there goes your MMA career...
DAMN IT!
I was holding out for the belt. Oh, well. The middle-aged mom class is pretty competitive I bet. You should see how brutal they can be in the Elementary school drop off line. In THE OCTAGON? I bet there is hair pulling and quite possibly some accusations of tennis double faults and sneers about yoga pants from TJ Maxx. It's a cold, cruel world.
This reminds me of a conversation with my sister in law, who totally has succumbed to the judgy upper middle class ways of her suburban soccer mom counterparts... She was talking about yoga pants, and how expensive they are at Lululemon and Athleta. I said that I just get the Champion stuff from Target and it is fine, and she said, "yeah but then everyone would know that you get yoga pants from Target". Fast forward 3 months, I asked for workout clothes for Christmas. She got me a super cute shirt/pant combo.
From Target.
Targets above my pay grade.
I did get myself some new leggings and a workout tank from walmart today, though.
livin the high life, i tell ya.....
LOLOLOLOL
My motto is: Skip the expensive hoity-toity places like Walmart and Target. Just get on over to the Goodwill. The clothes there must be good, since someone else wanted them first.
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ThickMcRunFast wrote: »kimzy132124 wrote: »I have to loose 80 lbs very quickly in order to train and be accepted into the mma program I've been workin towards. I have less than a year to do it. I've lost about 60 but have another 80 to go. So no fitting an egg in is a problem. Whatever you guys have at it. I asked for advice and all I get is basically *kitten*. I found someone who helped me with it so ummm peace. The only quacks I have found today are right here. If it weren't for this app being so helpful with keeping track of what I eat I would say *kitten* it and delete this *kitten*. Real *kitten* supports up in here.
...War Machine? Is that you?
daaaaaayyyyyuuuuummmm
Oh, and OP - if you're still here - let me give you a bit of advice.
If some gym/school wants you to lose 80 lb before "accepting" you into their MMA training, they don't know what they're doing. Trust me - if you train anywhere near intensely (which you would, if this place were legit) - you'll drop weight easily. Wanting you to lose 80 lbs (especially if it's very fast) is completely the wrong thing for them to suggest.
Yup, back to QUACK advice.
Seriously, if she's doing MMA training they should be telling her to down a whole bunch of hardboiled eggs every day.
The rapid extreme weight loss makes me wonder if it's more GLOW type of thing. Is that still a thing? Good lord, I'm old.
I wonder if the place has a weight limit and she wants to get in this year, rather than wait for next year. Maybe more her doing than the actual gym?
I actually live in the same state as she does, albeit at just about the opposite side. I believe the WWE headquarters is down in that area, and so I bet there are lots of wanna be "wrestling entertainment" types down there trying to get a break while convincing people to hire them as trainers.
I can't help but wonder about any training place that would expect someone to drop EIGHTY POUNDS quickly rather than training them in a higher weight class. I wonder if this particular ring is filled with jello or pudding before the ladies get in to do their thing?0 -
cindyangotti wrote: »Whatever you choose to eat just log it. If you are over you calories you can exercise and eat less the next day. Simple.
Didn't read the whole thread, did you?
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hahahaha!!! I love how this is still going on!! Best. Thread. Ever.0
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Think we can keep this thread alive, hilarious, and edgy (but not too offensive so that it doesn't get locked), until Easter Monday?
DUDE. You are not theologically down, here.
I believe we need to keep it alive and walking around for another 40 Days AFTER Easter, at which point the Mods can assume it bodily into Heaven in the presence of its followers.
Of course! What was I thinking!?
It's OK, you're forgiven. I've sacrificed an egg for your sins, and then eaten it.
Well there goes your MMA career...
DAMN IT!
I was holding out for the belt. Oh, well. The middle-aged mom class is pretty competitive I bet. You should see how brutal they can be in the Elementary school drop off line. In THE OCTAGON? I bet there is hair pulling and quite possibly some accusations of tennis double faults and sneers about yoga pants from TJ Maxx. It's a cold, cruel world.
This reminds me of a conversation with my sister in law, who totally has succumbed to the judgy upper middle class ways of her suburban soccer mom counterparts... She was talking about yoga pants, and how expensive they are at Lululemon and Athleta. I said that I just get the Champion stuff from Target and it is fine, and she said, "yeah but then everyone would know that you get yoga pants from Target". Fast forward 3 months, I asked for workout clothes for Christmas. She got me a super cute shirt/pant combo.
From Target.
I just don't get the expensive yoga pants thing. I mean, it's not like they improve your downward dog! Good mats I get (though a cheap mat will absolutely suffice). I do my yoga at home, but pretty sure I would have no qualms about rocking up to a class in my $8 lycra leggings.
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Oops, forgot vaguely related pic...
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Nony_Mouse wrote: »Think we can keep this thread alive, hilarious, and edgy (but not too offensive so that it doesn't get locked), until Easter Monday?
DUDE. You are not theologically down, here.
I believe we need to keep it alive and walking around for another 40 Days AFTER Easter, at which point the Mods can assume it bodily into Heaven in the presence of its followers.
Of course! What was I thinking!?
It's OK, you're forgiven. I've sacrificed an egg for your sins, and then eaten it.
Well there goes your MMA career...
DAMN IT!
I was holding out for the belt. Oh, well. The middle-aged mom class is pretty competitive I bet. You should see how brutal they can be in the Elementary school drop off line. In THE OCTAGON? I bet there is hair pulling and quite possibly some accusations of tennis double faults and sneers about yoga pants from TJ Maxx. It's a cold, cruel world.
This reminds me of a conversation with my sister in law, who totally has succumbed to the judgy upper middle class ways of her suburban soccer mom counterparts... She was talking about yoga pants, and how expensive they are at Lululemon and Athleta. I said that I just get the Champion stuff from Target and it is fine, and she said, "yeah but then everyone would know that you get yoga pants from Target". Fast forward 3 months, I asked for workout clothes for Christmas. She got me a super cute shirt/pant combo.
From Target.
I just don't get the expensive yoga pants thing. I mean, it's not like they improve your downward dog! Good mats I get (though a cheap mat will absolutely suffice). I do my yoga at home, but pretty sure I would have no qualms about rocking up to a class in my $8 lycra leggings.
They definitely don't have any magical qualities and as a matter of fact, I usually do my yoga in my underwear. I don't need yoga pants, much less expensive ones.
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callsitlikeiseeit wrote: »Think we can keep this thread alive, hilarious, and edgy (but not too offensive so that it doesn't get locked), until Easter Monday?
DUDE. You are not theologically down, here.
I believe we need to keep it alive and walking around for another 40 Days AFTER Easter, at which point the Mods can assume it bodily into Heaven in the presence of its followers.
Of course! What was I thinking!?
It's OK, you're forgiven. I've sacrificed an egg for your sins, and then eaten it.
Well there goes your MMA career...
DAMN IT!
I was holding out for the belt. Oh, well. The middle-aged mom class is pretty competitive I bet. You should see how brutal they can be in the Elementary school drop off line. In THE OCTAGON? I bet there is hair pulling and quite possibly some accusations of tennis double faults and sneers about yoga pants from TJ Maxx. It's a cold, cruel world.
This reminds me of a conversation with my sister in law, who totally has succumbed to the judgy upper middle class ways of her suburban soccer mom counterparts... She was talking about yoga pants, and how expensive they are at Lululemon and Athleta. I said that I just get the Champion stuff from Target and it is fine, and she said, "yeah but then everyone would know that you get yoga pants from Target". Fast forward 3 months, I asked for workout clothes for Christmas. She got me a super cute shirt/pant combo.
From Target.
Targets above my pay grade.
I did get myself some new leggings and a workout tank from walmart today, though.
livin the high life, i tell ya.....
LOLOLOLOL
My motto is: Skip the expensive hoity-toity places like Walmart and Target. Just get on over to the Goodwill. The clothes there must be good, since someone else wanted them first.
Thats where i get most of my clothes! LOLOL! though, leggings, underwear, bras, socks and swimwear are things that HAVE to be new.
I mean, I'm not a TOTAL heathen.... LOLOLOL
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I get all my yoga pants at Ross-- they're usually $10-$20 per pair. I'm too cheap to spend more than that on yoga pants, especially since I don't even yoga.0
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Nony_Mouse wrote: »
I just don't get the expensive yoga pants thing. I mean, it's not like they improve your downward dog! Good mats I get (though a cheap mat will absolutely suffice). I do my yoga at home, but pretty sure I would have no qualms about rocking up to a class in my $8 lycra leggings.
But they are not buying expensive yoga pants to do yoga/exercise in. They are buying them to be seen in as they go around town.
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Nony_Mouse wrote: »
I just don't get the expensive yoga pants thing. I mean, it's not like they improve your downward dog! Good mats I get (though a cheap mat will absolutely suffice). I do my yoga at home, but pretty sure I would have no qualms about rocking up to a class in my $8 lycra leggings.
But they are not buying expensive yoga pants to do yoga/exercise in. They are buying them to be seen in as they go around town.
Arguably the most awesome fashion trend in the history of ever.
Scratch that first word.
There's no argument against that.0 -
Nony_Mouse wrote: »
I just don't get the expensive yoga pants thing. I mean, it's not like they improve your downward dog! Good mats I get (though a cheap mat will absolutely suffice). I do my yoga at home, but pretty sure I would have no qualms about rocking up to a class in my $8 lycra leggings.
But they are not buying expensive yoga pants to do yoga/exercise in. They are buying them to be seen in as they go around town.
Which is something I just don't get. Even when I'm off out on my mega walks, I put shorts on over my leggings (which are just there for warmth). Leggings/yoga pants are not trousers.2 -
callsitlikeiseeit wrote: »callsitlikeiseeit wrote: »Think we can keep this thread alive, hilarious, and edgy (but not too offensive so that it doesn't get locked), until Easter Monday?
DUDE. You are not theologically down, here.
I believe we need to keep it alive and walking around for another 40 Days AFTER Easter, at which point the Mods can assume it bodily into Heaven in the presence of its followers.
Of course! What was I thinking!?
It's OK, you're forgiven. I've sacrificed an egg for your sins, and then eaten it.
Well there goes your MMA career...
DAMN IT!
I was holding out for the belt. Oh, well. The middle-aged mom class is pretty competitive I bet. You should see how brutal they can be in the Elementary school drop off line. In THE OCTAGON? I bet there is hair pulling and quite possibly some accusations of tennis double faults and sneers about yoga pants from TJ Maxx. It's a cold, cruel world.
This reminds me of a conversation with my sister in law, who totally has succumbed to the judgy upper middle class ways of her suburban soccer mom counterparts... She was talking about yoga pants, and how expensive they are at Lululemon and Athleta. I said that I just get the Champion stuff from Target and it is fine, and she said, "yeah but then everyone would know that you get yoga pants from Target". Fast forward 3 months, I asked for workout clothes for Christmas. She got me a super cute shirt/pant combo.
From Target.
Targets above my pay grade.
I did get myself some new leggings and a workout tank from walmart today, though.
livin the high life, i tell ya.....
LOLOLOLOL
My motto is: Skip the expensive hoity-toity places like Walmart and Target. Just get on over to the Goodwill. The clothes there must be good, since someone else wanted them first.
Thats where i get most of my clothes! LOLOL! though, leggings, underwear, bras, socks and swimwear are things that HAVE to be new.
I mean, I'm not a TOTAL heathen.... LOLOLOL
Our Goodwill is actually amazing (despite the joke I just made). They refuse anything that isn't in great condition or if it's was dropped off and just isn't up to par, they either trash it or I think they move it along to the Salvation Army, maybe? Or some other association, I can't remember. I don't know if I've ever gone into my Goodwill and not found something that pretty much looked as good as new and was in style.
And no, they don't sell underwear, LOL! At least as far as I know. I think that's something that would have made and impression and I just don't remember seeing it. But that's something I'd bite the bullet and go to fashionable Walmart for...no "used" for me...gag.
Lots and lots of books, though...they're a win for that reason alone.
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Nony_Mouse wrote: »Nony_Mouse wrote: »
I just don't get the expensive yoga pants thing. I mean, it's not like they improve your downward dog! Good mats I get (though a cheap mat will absolutely suffice). I do my yoga at home, but pretty sure I would have no qualms about rocking up to a class in my $8 lycra leggings.
But they are not buying expensive yoga pants to do yoga/exercise in. They are buying them to be seen in as they go around town.
Which is something I just don't get. Even when I'm off out on my mega walks, I put shorts on over my leggings (which are just there for warmth). Leggings/yoga pants are not trousers.
I've heard them referred to as mumble pants....0 -
kimzy132124 wrote: »do you mean chocolate or hard boiled?
If hard boiled you could try getting one of those kits that blows the egg out of the shell and make a quiche. If chocolate, well, you could put fewer out. You could also make egg shaped cookies and have fun decorating them and then instead of eating them all at once, freeze them and bring them to work. You could bring the chocolate to work too.
There is nothing wrong with sweets. Chocolate doesn't go bad so if you get it to your office, you can portion out a little bit every day; same with cookies. If these are hard boiled eggs, I see a lot of egg salad in your future.
Hard boiled
I guess I don't understand the problem. Eggs are good for you, and you can keep hard boiled eggs refrigerated up to a week (if you peel them to get rid of the colored shells, just keep them in a bowl of water in the fridge). If you're worried about the kids seeing them since they think the bunny took them, surely you can outsmart them, lol. Make some egg salad for sandwiches or use them in a recipe. You can just explain it away and say you boiled some extra eggs for yourself if they ask.
ETA: I just skimmed through the rest of the thread. Good grief OP you have some serious rage issues. An egg or two a day won't set you back. If you can't fit those into your diet, then it's way too restrictive.2 -
jofjltncb6 wrote: »Nony_Mouse wrote: »
I just don't get the expensive yoga pants thing. I mean, it's not like they improve your downward dog! Good mats I get (though a cheap mat will absolutely suffice). I do my yoga at home, but pretty sure I would have no qualms about rocking up to a class in my $8 lycra leggings.
But they are not buying expensive yoga pants to do yoga/exercise in. They are buying them to be seen in as they go around town.
Arguably the most awesome fashion trend in the history of ever.
Scratch that first word.
There's no argument against that.
Well...some yoga pants ARE cute.
I love this kind, with the sort of flare at the bottom.
Which makes it doubly weird that I don't own any! I think there's just too much of a soccer mom, or else "trendy" (as people above have stated), association. But that cut just gives a really awesome shape to the legs, IMO.
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