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  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
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    NO! This thread is not ready for gifs yet. Ask questions or exit!
  • shoppingmaniac86
    shoppingmaniac86 Posts: 2,067 Member
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    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    NO! This thread is not ready for gifs yet. Ask questions or exit!

    Chocolate is a carb right?
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
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    shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    NO! This thread is not ready for gifs yet. Ask questions or exit!

    Chocolate is a carb right?

    I don't answer questions. If you're lucky and OP finds it worthy, he will.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    NO! This thread is not ready for gifs yet. Ask questions or exit!

    Chocolate is a carb right?

    I don't answer questions. If you're lucky and OP finds it worthy, he will.

    Such respect. Such the example.

    Sitting down, shutting mouth.

  • pepperpat64
    pepperpat64 Posts: 423 Member
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    If one were to drive a car at the speed of light, and then turn the headlights on, what would happen?
  • MommysLittleMeatball
    MommysLittleMeatball Posts: 2,064 Member
    edited June 2015
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    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    NO! This thread is not ready for gifs yet. Ask questions or exit!

    I did!! My question wasn't answered!
    raw
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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    shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    NO! This thread is not ready for gifs yet. Ask questions or exit!

    Chocolate is a carb right?
    Chocolate is mostly fat, unless you're eating candy
  • pepperpat64
    pepperpat64 Posts: 423 Member
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    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    If we all adopt the practice of teaching a man to fish, instead of giving him a fish, and he has no where to fish, can we send him to your pond?

    Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.

    Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
  • JenD1066
    JenD1066 Posts: 298 Member
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    What is that smell?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
    edited June 2015
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    pepperpat64 wrote: »
    If one were to drive a car at the speed of light, and then turn the headlights on, what would happen?

    Assuming the car was capable of surviving light speed, the lights would come on. Whether or not the light from them could be perceived is the real question
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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    JenD1066 wrote: »
    What is that smell?

    He who smelt it dealt it...
  • JustSomeEm
    JustSomeEm Posts: 20,212 MFP Moderator
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    WHY do ticks exist? Or fleas? Or mosquitos?
  • shoppingmaniac86
    shoppingmaniac86 Posts: 2,067 Member
    edited June 2015
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    If you become a vegetarian will you turn into a hipster
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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    davis_em wrote: »
    WHY do ticks exist? Or fleas? Or mosquitos?

    To suck blood from other greedy creatures
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
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    Why is there almost nothing decent on TV these days!?
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
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    if I was to lift you and walk for a mile carrying you, every day for a year, eating 1300 calories per day worth of healthy food... how much weight would you estimate I would lose?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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    zcb94 wrote: »
    Why is there almost nothing decent on TV these days!?

    Because your expectations are too high
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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    determined_ella wrote: »
    if I was to lift you and walk for a mile carrying you, every day for a year, eating 1300 calories per day worth of healthy food... how much weight would you estimate I would lose?

    I'd say you'd die trying and would weigh about 100 lbs as your body very slowly decomposed

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