I am an internet know-it-all with an advanced degree...ask me anything about health, fitness or life

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  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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    senecarr wrote: »
    Does having and advanced degree cut down on your heating bills?

    It cuts down on the energy use vs the average population because I'm able to afford more energy efficient designs...but that's all just an averages game and results may not be typical for others with advanced degrees.
  • skaffle
    skaffle Posts: 29 Member
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    If I plow over my corn fields to build a baseball diamond, will my deceased father come back to life and play catch with me?
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
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    skaffle wrote: »
    If I plow over my corn fields to build a baseball diamond, will my deceased father come back to life and play catch with me?

    @_John_ can I answer this one?
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
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    skaffle wrote: »
    If I plow over my corn fields to build a baseball diamond, will my deceased father come back to life and play catch with me?

    @_John_ can I answer this one?

    @_incogNEATo_ , do you really need his permission? Go ahead, live a little.
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
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    skaffle wrote: »
    If I plow over my corn fields to build a baseball diamond, will my deceased father come back to life and play catch with me?

    @_John_ can I answer this one?


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  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
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  • MommysLittleMeatball
    MommysLittleMeatball Posts: 2,064 Member
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    skaffle wrote: »
    If I plow over my corn fields to build a baseball diamond, will my deceased father come back to life and play catch with me?

    @_John_ can I answer this one?

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    1,2,3, do eeeeeeeet.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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    skaffle wrote: »
    If I plow over my corn fields to build a baseball diamond, will my deceased father come back to life and play catch with me?

    @_John_ can I answer this one?

    @_incogNEATo_ , do you really need his permission? Go ahead, live a little.

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  • chelsy0587
    chelsy0587 Posts: 441 Member
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    OP?

    What don't you know?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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    chelsy0587 wrote: »
    OP?

    What don't you know?

    diddley....and german or dutch.
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
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    _John_ wrote: »
    _John_ wrote: »
    What is another word for thesaurus?

    Brontosaurus

    Actually Brontosaurus is another word for Apatosaur. I'm starting to wonder about your know-it-all claim....hmmm.


    I'm pretty sure that scientists restored Brontosaurus as it's own name a couple of weeks ago...

    which would also be why I answered Brontosaurus and not Apatosaurus.


    All immaterial considering I asked for another word for Thesaurus.
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
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    _John_ wrote: »
    _John_ wrote: »
    What is another word for thesaurus?

    Brontosaurus

    Actually Brontosaurus is another word for Apatosaur. I'm starting to wonder about your know-it-all claim....hmmm.


    I'm pretty sure that scientists restored Brontosaurus as it's own name a couple of weeks ago...

    which would also be why I answered Brontosaurus and not Apatosaurus.


    All immaterial considering I asked for another word for Thesaurus.
    chelsy0587 wrote: »
    OP?

    What don't you know?

    Me thinks he doesn't know what he doesn't know....

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    ***Except I think he knows he doesn't know another word for thesaurus. Shhhh....don't tell him.....he doesn't need to know...

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  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,323 Member
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    Are you a true narcissist or just an egomaniac. " " if that helps.
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
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    _John_ wrote: »
    skaffle wrote: »
    If I plow over my corn fields to build a baseball diamond, will my deceased father come back to life and play catch with me?

    @_John_ can I answer this one?

    @_incogNEATo_ , do you really need his permission? Go ahead, live a little.

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    How John wants to "run" "his" thread:

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    How thread is actually going:


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  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
    edited June 2015
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    _John_ wrote: »
    _John_ wrote: »
    What is another word for thesaurus?

    Brontosaurus

    Actually Brontosaurus is another word for Apatosaur. I'm starting to wonder about your know-it-all claim....hmmm.


    I'm pretty sure that scientists restored Brontosaurus as it's own name a couple of weeks ago...

    _John_ wrote: »
    _John_ wrote: »
    What is another word for thesaurus?

    Brontosaurus

    Actually Brontosaurus is another word for Apatosaur. I'm starting to wonder about your know-it-all claim....hmmm.


    I'm pretty sure that scientists restored Brontosaurus as it's own name a couple of weeks ago...

    which would also be why I answered Brontosaurus and not Apatosaurus.


    All immaterial considering I asked for another word for Thesaurus.

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    urloved33 wrote: »
    Are you a true narcissist or just an egomaniac. " " if that helps.

    How about anti-narcissistic goofball (check the food and nutrition board for the thread this one mocks).
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,323 Member
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    _John_ wrote: »
    skaffle wrote: »
    If I plow over my corn fields to build a baseball diamond, will my deceased father come back to life and play catch with me?

    @_John_ can I answer this one?

    @_incogNEATo_ , do you really need his permission? Go ahead, live a little.

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    How John wants to "run" "his" thread:

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    lol. LOL

    How thread is actually going:


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  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
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    _John_ wrote: »
    _John_ wrote: »
    _John_ wrote: »
    What is another word for thesaurus?

    Brontosaurus

    Actually Brontosaurus is another word for Apatosaur. I'm starting to wonder about your know-it-all claim....hmmm.


    I'm pretty sure that scientists restored Brontosaurus as it's own name a couple of weeks ago...

    which would also be why I answered Brontosaurus and not Apatosaurus.


    All immaterial considering I asked for another word for Thesaurus.

    Are you my sister?
    _John_ wrote: »
    _John_ wrote: »
    What is another word for thesaurus?

    Brontosaurus

    Actually Brontosaurus is another word for Apatosaur. I'm starting to wonder about your know-it-all claim....hmmm.


    I'm pretty sure that scientists restored Brontosaurus as it's own name a couple of weeks ago...

    which would also be why I answered Brontosaurus and not Apatosaurus.


    All immaterial considering I asked for another word for Thesaurus.

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    urloved33 wrote: »
    Are you a true narcissist or just an egomaniac. " " if that helps.

    How about anti-narcissistic goofball (check the food and nutrition board for the thread this one mocks).


    1) Please clarify your question.

    2) He is a class A goofball, for sure. This is most entertaining thread I've read in a long time. John, great job!

    3) How many fingers are on your right hand?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
    edited June 2015
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    _John_ wrote: »
    _John_ wrote: »
    _John_ wrote: »
    What is another word for thesaurus?

    Brontosaurus

    Actually Brontosaurus is another word for Apatosaur. I'm starting to wonder about your know-it-all claim....hmmm.


    I'm pretty sure that scientists restored Brontosaurus as it's own name a couple of weeks ago...

    which would also be why I answered Brontosaurus and not Apatosaurus.


    All immaterial considering I asked for another word for Thesaurus.

    Are you my sister?
    _John_ wrote: »
    _John_ wrote: »
    What is another word for thesaurus?

    Brontosaurus

    Actually Brontosaurus is another word for Apatosaur. I'm starting to wonder about your know-it-all claim....hmmm.


    I'm pretty sure that scientists restored Brontosaurus as it's own name a couple of weeks ago...

    which would also be why I answered Brontosaurus and not Apatosaurus.


    All immaterial considering I asked for another word for Thesaurus.

    [img][/img]
    urloved33 wrote: »
    Are you a true narcissist or just an egomaniac. " " if that helps.

    How about anti-narcissistic goofball (check the food and nutrition board for the thread this one mocks).


    1) Please clarify your question.

    2) He is a class A goofball, for sure. This is most entertaining thread I've read in a long time. John, great job!

    3) How many fingers are on your right hand?

    1. Decided to go a different way with that reply...and you were kinda acting like my sister for a bit there...didn't realize that wasn't cleared from my reply window

    3. 4 fingers and a thumb
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
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    Huh.

    So you're not


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