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I am an internet know-it-all with an advanced degree...ask me anything about health, fitness or life

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  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    JenD1066 wrote: »
    What is that smell?

    He who smelt it dealt it...
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  • JustSomeEm
    JustSomeEm Posts: 20,316 MFP Moderator
    WHY do ticks exist? Or fleas? Or mosquitos?
  • shoppingmaniac86
    shoppingmaniac86 Posts: 2,067 Member
    edited June 2015
    If you become a vegetarian will you turn into a hipster
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    davis_em wrote: »
    WHY do ticks exist? Or fleas? Or mosquitos?

    To suck blood from other greedy creatures
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Why is there almost nothing decent on TV these days!?
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    if I was to lift you and walk for a mile carrying you, every day for a year, eating 1300 calories per day worth of healthy food... how much weight would you estimate I would lose?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    zcb94 wrote: »
    Why is there almost nothing decent on TV these days!?

    Because your expectations are too high
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    determined_ella wrote: »
    if I was to lift you and walk for a mile carrying you, every day for a year, eating 1300 calories per day worth of healthy food... how much weight would you estimate I would lose?

    I'd say you'd die trying and would weigh about 100 lbs as your body very slowly decomposed

  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    _John_ wrote: »
    determined_ella wrote: »
    if I was to lift you and walk for a mile carrying you, every day for a year, eating 1300 calories per day worth of healthy food... how much weight would you estimate I would lose?

    I'd say you'd die trying and would weigh about 100 lbs as your body very slowly decomposed

    :joy: great answer!
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  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
    What did Jesus teach his disciples to do?
  • ScubaSteve1962
    ScubaSteve1962 Posts: 609 Member
    Why do hotdog wieners come in packs of 10 and hotdog buns come in packs of 10
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  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    Ttt
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    Beast_Mode_Engaged wrote: »
    ScubaSteve1962 wrote: »
    Why do hotdog wieners come in packs of 10 and hotdog buns come in packs of 10

    Hebrew Nationals come in packs of 7!!! Weird having a left over bun instead, lol.

    Probably due to the "perfection" of the #7 in religious texts

  • Dalia444
    Dalia444 Posts: 510 Member
    Are the MFP forums addictive?
    And if so, will it be counterproductive to create an anonymous thread for MFP addicts?
  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,817 Member
    why do people cut me off on the Garden State Parkway and then proceed to go 15 miles under the speed limit?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    edited November 2015
    tracyannk28 wrote: »
    why do people cut me off on the Garden State Parkway and then proceed to go 15 miles under the speed limit?

    Becauss you're using hyperbole while driving like an a-hole.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    Dalia444 wrote: »
    Are the MFP forums addictive?
    And if so, will it be counterproductive to create an anonymous thread for MFP addicts?

    Yes/no
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Beast_Mode_Engaged wrote: »
    I am still waiting on the answer for the best lift for mullet gainz.

    I agree, this is a very important question that was overlooked
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Beast_Mode_Engaged wrote: »
    I am still waiting on the answer for the best lift for mullet gainz.

    I agree, this is a very important question that was overlooked

    12 oz Natty light curls
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  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    _John_ wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Beast_Mode_Engaged wrote: »
    I am still waiting on the answer for the best lift for mullet gainz.

    I agree, this is a very important question that was overlooked

    12 oz Natty light curls

    respect
  • Dalia444
    Dalia444 Posts: 510 Member
    If I quit my job contingent upon winning the lottery..when do you anticipate I'll stop working
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    sunn_lighter wrote: »
    _John_ wrote: »
    tdatsenko wrote: »
    What kind of advanced degree do you have and where is it from?

    Toxicology, from an SEC school

    A doctorate or just a masters?

    Just a masters...ROFL.



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  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    Dalia444 wrote: »
    If I quit my job contingent upon winning the lottery..when do you anticipate I'll stop working

    Claim you were wrongfully terminated and file for unimployment. Play both sides
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