I am an internet know-it-all with an advanced degree...ask me anything about health, fitness or life

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  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    chelsy0587 wrote: »
    OP?

    What don't you know?

    diddley....and german or dutch.
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
    _John_ wrote: »
    _John_ wrote: »
    What is another word for thesaurus?

    Brontosaurus

    Actually Brontosaurus is another word for Apatosaur. I'm starting to wonder about your know-it-all claim....hmmm.


    I'm pretty sure that scientists restored Brontosaurus as it's own name a couple of weeks ago...

    which would also be why I answered Brontosaurus and not Apatosaurus.


    All immaterial considering I asked for another word for Thesaurus.
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
    _John_ wrote: »
    _John_ wrote: »
    What is another word for thesaurus?

    Brontosaurus

    Actually Brontosaurus is another word for Apatosaur. I'm starting to wonder about your know-it-all claim....hmmm.


    I'm pretty sure that scientists restored Brontosaurus as it's own name a couple of weeks ago...

    which would also be why I answered Brontosaurus and not Apatosaurus.


    All immaterial considering I asked for another word for Thesaurus.
    chelsy0587 wrote: »
    OP?

    What don't you know?

    Me thinks he doesn't know what he doesn't know....

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    ***Except I think he knows he doesn't know another word for thesaurus. Shhhh....don't tell him.....he doesn't need to know...

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  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,323 Member
    Are you a true narcissist or just an egomaniac. " " if that helps.
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
    _John_ wrote: »
    skaffle wrote: »
    If I plow over my corn fields to build a baseball diamond, will my deceased father come back to life and play catch with me?

    @_John_ can I answer this one?

    @_incogNEATo_ , do you really need his permission? Go ahead, live a little.

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    How John wants to "run" "his" thread:

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    How thread is actually going:


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  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    edited June 2015
    _John_ wrote: »
    _John_ wrote: »
    What is another word for thesaurus?

    Brontosaurus

    Actually Brontosaurus is another word for Apatosaur. I'm starting to wonder about your know-it-all claim....hmmm.


    I'm pretty sure that scientists restored Brontosaurus as it's own name a couple of weeks ago...

    _John_ wrote: »
    _John_ wrote: »
    What is another word for thesaurus?

    Brontosaurus

    Actually Brontosaurus is another word for Apatosaur. I'm starting to wonder about your know-it-all claim....hmmm.


    I'm pretty sure that scientists restored Brontosaurus as it's own name a couple of weeks ago...

    which would also be why I answered Brontosaurus and not Apatosaurus.


    All immaterial considering I asked for another word for Thesaurus.

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    urloved33 wrote: »
    Are you a true narcissist or just an egomaniac. " " if that helps.

    How about anti-narcissistic goofball (check the food and nutrition board for the thread this one mocks).
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,323 Member
    _John_ wrote: »
    skaffle wrote: »
    If I plow over my corn fields to build a baseball diamond, will my deceased father come back to life and play catch with me?

    @_John_ can I answer this one?

    @_incogNEATo_ , do you really need his permission? Go ahead, live a little.

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    How John wants to "run" "his" thread:

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    lol. LOL

    How thread is actually going:


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  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
    _John_ wrote: »
    _John_ wrote: »
    _John_ wrote: »
    What is another word for thesaurus?

    Brontosaurus

    Actually Brontosaurus is another word for Apatosaur. I'm starting to wonder about your know-it-all claim....hmmm.


    I'm pretty sure that scientists restored Brontosaurus as it's own name a couple of weeks ago...

    which would also be why I answered Brontosaurus and not Apatosaurus.


    All immaterial considering I asked for another word for Thesaurus.

    Are you my sister?
    _John_ wrote: »
    _John_ wrote: »
    What is another word for thesaurus?

    Brontosaurus

    Actually Brontosaurus is another word for Apatosaur. I'm starting to wonder about your know-it-all claim....hmmm.


    I'm pretty sure that scientists restored Brontosaurus as it's own name a couple of weeks ago...

    which would also be why I answered Brontosaurus and not Apatosaurus.


    All immaterial considering I asked for another word for Thesaurus.

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    urloved33 wrote: »
    Are you a true narcissist or just an egomaniac. " " if that helps.

    How about anti-narcissistic goofball (check the food and nutrition board for the thread this one mocks).


    1) Please clarify your question.

    2) He is a class A goofball, for sure. This is most entertaining thread I've read in a long time. John, great job!

    3) How many fingers are on your right hand?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    edited June 2015
    _John_ wrote: »
    _John_ wrote: »
    _John_ wrote: »
    What is another word for thesaurus?

    Brontosaurus

    Actually Brontosaurus is another word for Apatosaur. I'm starting to wonder about your know-it-all claim....hmmm.


    I'm pretty sure that scientists restored Brontosaurus as it's own name a couple of weeks ago...

    which would also be why I answered Brontosaurus and not Apatosaurus.


    All immaterial considering I asked for another word for Thesaurus.

    Are you my sister?
    _John_ wrote: »
    _John_ wrote: »
    What is another word for thesaurus?

    Brontosaurus

    Actually Brontosaurus is another word for Apatosaur. I'm starting to wonder about your know-it-all claim....hmmm.


    I'm pretty sure that scientists restored Brontosaurus as it's own name a couple of weeks ago...

    which would also be why I answered Brontosaurus and not Apatosaurus.


    All immaterial considering I asked for another word for Thesaurus.

    [img][/img]
    urloved33 wrote: »
    Are you a true narcissist or just an egomaniac. " " if that helps.

    How about anti-narcissistic goofball (check the food and nutrition board for the thread this one mocks).


    1) Please clarify your question.

    2) He is a class A goofball, for sure. This is most entertaining thread I've read in a long time. John, great job!

    3) How many fingers are on your right hand?

    1. Decided to go a different way with that reply...and you were kinda acting like my sister for a bit there...didn't realize that wasn't cleared from my reply window

    3. 4 fingers and a thumb
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
    Huh.

    So you're not


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  • runningforthetrain
    runningforthetrain Posts: 1,037 Member
    chelsy0587 wrote: »
    OP?

    What don't you know?

    He doesn't know how to play with crayons.
  • KHatfield3115
    KHatfield3115 Posts: 5 Member
    _John_ wrote: »
    If God and Superman got into a fight, who would win?

    God created batman, so how do you expect superman to even have a chance?
    I love these answers so much!!!!
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  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Oh great and powerful John. What is the meaning of life? And why can't I get the cat to stop sleeping in the sink?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    _John_ wrote: »
    chelsy0587 wrote: »
    OP?

    What don't you know?

    diddley....and german or dutch.

    I'm two for three. And I can make a case for diddley depending on usage. :wink:

    Perhaps my own thread would be more interesting, niet waar?

    No thanks, we got enough wars out of them...
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    Joanne_B6 wrote: »
    OP.. why?

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  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    cblue315 wrote: »
    Oh great and powerful John. What is the meaning of life? And why can't I get the cat to stop sleeping in the sink?

    There is no meaning or purpose, but that doesn't make it any less awesome. Love, be loved, and be true to yourself.

    At least your cat doesn't sleep on your face and purr really loudly and paw you until you wake up...I miss that cat though ;(
  • SherrieTrifle
    SherrieTrifle Posts: 148 Member
    OP, why don't plants talk more online?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    OP, why don't plants talk more online?

    They're afraid of vegans...
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
    _John_ wrote: »
    cblue315 wrote: »
    Oh great and powerful John. What is the meaning of life? And why can't I get the cat to stop sleeping in the sink?

    There is no meaning or purpose, but that doesn't make it any less awesome. Love, be loved, and be true to yourself.

    At least your cat doesn't sleep on your face and purr really loudly and paw you until you wake up...I miss that cat though ;(

    John clearly doesn't know as much as he claims.

    Evidence:
    1). He claims there is no purpose of life. There is a purpose for everything. We live on a planet with a certain gravitational force. We don't float away into outer space because of it. Gravity has a purpose. Worms fertilze and aerate the soil, helping plants to grow, as well as providing food for other creatures like birds. Worms have a purpose. Some tropical snails lay eggs on mangrove trees slightly above the water line. These eggs are indicators that water is safe for humans. Snail egg nests have a purpose. Just because someone is unaware of their purpose, doesn't mean they don't have one.

    Sorry John. Couldn't let that one slide.

  • Exempli_gratia
    Exempli_gratia Posts: 6 Member
    edited June 2015
    I'm curious, do you think most people here have partners who are helpful and encouraging, or undermining and sabotage-y? What about you? Thanks for responding.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    I'm curious, do you think most people here have partners who are helpful and encouraging, or undermining and sabotage-y? What about you? Thanks for responding.

    I don't like assigning blame, so I'm going to say that those with partners they feel do not aid/support their journies should evaluate why they allow themselves to be effected in a way that they choose to not support their own goals.

    My partner enables me to have my own destiny in my health and fitness goals.
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    How come you never answered the question that I wanted to answer?
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
    How come you never answered the question that I wanted to answer?

    Just grow a pair and answer the question.

  • senecarr
    senecarr Posts: 5,377 Member
    _John_ wrote: »
    cblue315 wrote: »
    Oh great and powerful John. What is the meaning of life? And why can't I get the cat to stop sleeping in the sink?

    There is no meaning or purpose, but that doesn't make it any less awesome. Love, be loved, and be true to yourself.

    At least your cat doesn't sleep on your face and purr really loudly and paw you until you wake up...I miss that cat though ;(

    John clearly doesn't know as much as he claims.

    Evidence:
    1). He claims there is no purpose of life. There is a purpose for everything. We live on a planet with a certain gravitational force. We don't float away into outer space because of it. Gravity has a purpose. Worms fertilze and aerate the soil, helping plants to grow, as well as providing food for other creatures like birds. Worms have a purpose. Some tropical snails lay eggs on mangrove trees slightly above the water line. These eggs are indicators that water is safe for humans. Snail egg nests have a purpose. Just because someone is unaware of their purpose, doesn't mean they don't have one.

    Sorry John. Couldn't let that one slide.
    TELEOLOGICAL AF.
  • jaxass
    jaxass Posts: 2,128 Member
    urloved33 wrote: »
    Are you a true narcissist or just an egomaniac. " " if that helps.

    Perhaps both!
  • MommysLittleMeatball
    MommysLittleMeatball Posts: 2,064 Member
    How come you never answered the question that I wanted to answer?

    Just grow a pair and answer the question.

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  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    boink and then bourbon or bourbon and then boink?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    cwolfman13 wrote: »
    boink and then bourbon or bourbon and then boink?

    in your case, better start with the bourbon first.
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