I am an internet know-it-all with an advanced degree...ask me anything about health, fitness or life

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  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
    Is the Don Equis guy really the mist interesting man alive?
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
    Is the Don Equis guy really the most interesting man alive?

  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    edited June 2015

    Actually Brontosaurus is another word for Apatosaur. I'm starting to wonder about your know-it-all claim....hmmm.


    thanks for explaining the brilliance of that reply to the peanut gallery.

  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    Is the Don Equis guy really the mist interesting man alive?

    that would be Johnny Manziel
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    _John_ wrote: »
    What is another word for thesaurus?

    Brontosaurus

    Actually Brontosaurus is another word for Apatosaur. I'm starting to wonder about your know-it-all claim....hmmm.


    I'm pretty sure that scientists restored Brontosaurus as it's own name a couple of weeks ago...

  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    _John_ wrote: »
    What is another word for thesaurus?

    Brontosaurus

    Actually Brontosaurus is another word for Apatosaur. I'm starting to wonder about your know-it-all claim....hmmm.


    I'm pretty sure that scientists restored Brontosaurus as it's own name a couple of weeks ago...

    which would also be why I answered Brontosaurus and not Apatosaurus.
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    And yet it does. Brilliantly.

    I remember a documentary of scientists using the latest in prosthetics, robotics, and an impressive array of processors. It cost nearly $1 million dollars to build.

    It couldn't walk.
    Seems like an odd argument. Humans can't build something that can do certain things humans can do, therefore the human body works brilliantly? Humans have built machines that can lift weights far greater than we can. We've built machines that can solve mathematical problems (and hence real life problems) that we could never hope to do ourselves. There are robots that can walk, run, and even dance (for $8000 or less). But I don't see how any of these things has any bearing at all on how well the human body works.

    The human body does not work "brilliantly". If it was that great it wouldn't suffer from cancer, diabetes, multiple sclerosis, polio, congenital heart defects, and the many other problems that cut people's lives short. If it was brilliant, the birth canal wouldn't be small enough to cause complications for so many infants, the spine wouldn't be so prone to injury, and the knees wouldn't fail for so many people. A brilliant design wouldn't have us breathe and eat through the same tube, give us low-resolution eyes that see upside down and have a blind-spot, put a man's testicles on the outside... I could go on.

    So by all means be happy to be alive, and be amazed that complex life exists. But don't delude yourself into thinking that the human body is some kind of marvel of engineering. If those scientists building robots had designed something like the human body, I think the designer would be fired for incompetence.

    All i know is there hasn't been a robotic arm made that i would trust to fish my junk out of my pants at a urinal....

  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
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  • MommysLittleMeatball
    MommysLittleMeatball Posts: 2,064 Member
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    I was excited to see this meme until I scrolled down and saw "my own urine" and not "my own piss". Someone made that meme way too adult.
  • MommysLittleMeatball
    MommysLittleMeatball Posts: 2,064 Member
    Is there anyway to do yoga without being totally awkward?
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
    _John_ wrote: »

    Actually Brontosaurus is another word for Apatosaur. I'm starting to wonder about your know-it-all claim....hmmm.


    thanks for explaining the brilliance of that reply to the peanut gallery.

    How many peanuts are required to have a gallery of peanuts?



  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
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    I was excited to see this meme until I scrolled down and saw "my own urine" and not "my own piss". Someone made that meme way too adult.

    don't hate the player, hate the game...
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    _John_ wrote: »

    Actually Brontosaurus is another word for Apatosaur. I'm starting to wonder about your know-it-all claim....hmmm.


    thanks for explaining the brilliance of that reply to the peanut gallery.

    How many peanuts are required to have a gallery of peanuts?



    There is a limit of one asinine question per page. Thanks for your cooperation.
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
    And yet it does. Brilliantly.

    I remember a documentary of scientists using the latest in prosthetics, robotics, and an impressive array of processors. It cost nearly $1 million dollars to build.

    It couldn't walk.
    Seems like an odd argument. Humans can't build something that can do certain things humans can do, therefore the human body works brilliantly? Humans have built machines that can lift weights far greater than we can. We've built machines that can solve mathematical problems (and hence real life problems) that we could never hope to do ourselves. There are robots that can walk, run, and even dance (for $8000 or less). But I don't see how any of these things has any bearing at all on how well the human body works.

    The human body does not work "brilliantly". If it was that great it wouldn't suffer from cancer, diabetes, multiple sclerosis, polio, congenital heart defects, and the many other problems that cut people's lives short. If it was brilliant, the birth canal wouldn't be small enough to cause complications for so many infants, the spine wouldn't be so prone to injury, and the knees wouldn't fail for so many people. A brilliant design wouldn't have us breathe and eat through the same tube, give us low-resolution eyes that see upside down and have a blind-spot, put a man's testicles on the outside... I could go on.

    So by all means be happy to be alive, and be amazed that complex life exists. But don't delude yourself into thinking that the human body is some kind of marvel of engineering. If those scientists building robots had designed something like the human body, I think the designer would be fired for incompetence.

    All i know is there hasn't been a robotic arm made that i would trust to fish my junk out of my pants at a urinal....

    :D:D
  • MommysLittleMeatball
    MommysLittleMeatball Posts: 2,064 Member
    What are the best shoes to wear for prancercise?
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
    _John_ wrote: »
    _John_ wrote: »

    Actually Brontosaurus is another word for Apatosaur. I'm starting to wonder about your know-it-all claim....hmmm.


    thanks for explaining the brilliance of that reply to the peanut gallery.

    How many peanuts are required to have a gallery of peanuts?



    There is a limit of one asinine question per page. Thanks for your cooperation.

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  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    What are the best shoes to wear for prancercise?

    crocs
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    This thread has officially made my day. Thank you.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    Is there anyway to do yoga without being totally awkward?

    no
  • senecarr
    senecarr Posts: 5,377 Member
    Does having and advanced degree cut down on your heating bills?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    senecarr wrote: »
    Does having and advanced degree cut down on your heating bills?

    It cuts down on the energy use vs the average population because I'm able to afford more energy efficient designs...but that's all just an averages game and results may not be typical for others with advanced degrees.
  • skaffle
    skaffle Posts: 29 Member
    If I plow over my corn fields to build a baseball diamond, will my deceased father come back to life and play catch with me?
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    skaffle wrote: »
    If I plow over my corn fields to build a baseball diamond, will my deceased father come back to life and play catch with me?

    @_John_ can I answer this one?
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
    skaffle wrote: »
    If I plow over my corn fields to build a baseball diamond, will my deceased father come back to life and play catch with me?

    @_John_ can I answer this one?

    @_incogNEATo_ , do you really need his permission? Go ahead, live a little.
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
    skaffle wrote: »
    If I plow over my corn fields to build a baseball diamond, will my deceased father come back to life and play catch with me?

    @_John_ can I answer this one?


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  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
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  • MommysLittleMeatball
    MommysLittleMeatball Posts: 2,064 Member
    skaffle wrote: »
    If I plow over my corn fields to build a baseball diamond, will my deceased father come back to life and play catch with me?

    @_John_ can I answer this one?

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    1,2,3, do eeeeeeeet.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    skaffle wrote: »
    If I plow over my corn fields to build a baseball diamond, will my deceased father come back to life and play catch with me?

    @_John_ can I answer this one?

    @_incogNEATo_ , do you really need his permission? Go ahead, live a little.

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  • chelsy0587
    chelsy0587 Posts: 441 Member
    OP?

    What don't you know?
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