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  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
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    Do you know the muffin man?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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    wolfsbayne wrote: »
    Do you know the muffin man?

    the muffin man?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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    OdesAngel wrote: »
    There is a guy on my block that walks with a gimp. Who is he?

    batman.
  • MarissaPalm
    MarissaPalm Posts: 123 Member
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    How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
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    _John_ wrote: »
    wolfsbayne wrote: »
    Do you know the muffin man?

    the muffin man?

    Apparently not. You should, though.

  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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    MarissaPalm wrote: »
    How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    bout 2 chords.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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    wolfsbayne wrote: »
    _John_ wrote: »
    wolfsbayne wrote: »
    Do you know the muffin man?

    the muffin man?

    Apparently not. You should, though.

    nobody wants to play with me...
  • FitForL1fe
    FitForL1fe Posts: 1,872 Member
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    _John_ wrote: »
    Rax1974 wrote: »
    It takes me a long time to poop. Should I relax more or push harder?

    hemorrhoids waiting to happen...try not to go as often and just prepare for the brick

    what is the best method of preparation for aforementioned brick
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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    flyingtanuki wrote: »
    If God and Superman got into a fight, who would win?

    God created batman, so how do you expect superman to even have a chance?
  • JONZ64
    JONZ64 Posts: 1,280 Member
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    Explain Women
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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    draznyth wrote: »
    _John_ wrote: »
    Rax1974 wrote: »
    It takes me a long time to poop. Should I relax more or push harder?

    hemorrhoids waiting to happen...try not to go as often and just prepare for the brick

    what is the best method of preparation for aforementioned brick

    follow a gallon of water with a pot of coffee. (don't really do that)
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
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    _John_ wrote: »
    wolfsbayne wrote: »
    _John_ wrote: »
    wolfsbayne wrote: »
    Do you know the muffin man?

    the muffin man?

    Apparently not. You should, though.

    nobody wants to play with me...

    He lives on Drury lane..you know...
  • FitForL1fe
    FitForL1fe Posts: 1,872 Member
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    _John_ wrote: »
    draznyth wrote: »
    _John_ wrote: »
    Rax1974 wrote: »
    It takes me a long time to poop. Should I relax more or push harder?

    hemorrhoids waiting to happen...try not to go as often and just prepare for the brick

    what is the best method of preparation for aforementioned brick

    follow a gallon of water with a pot of coffee. (don't really do that)

    lul dat disclaimer
  • saylorkw
    saylorkw Posts: 69 Member
    edited June 2015
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    Did Adam and Eve have navels?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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    saylorkw wrote: »
    Why do Aliens abduct Humans if we are an inferior race?

    same reasons we pick up toads as kids...
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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    JONZ64 wrote: »
    Explain Women

    **** you
  • Gel_W91
    Gel_W91 Posts: 53 Member
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    does a litter picker require training, or does he just pick it up as he goes along?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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    saylorkw wrote: »
    Did Adam and Eve have navels?
    yes

  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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    Gel_W91 wrote: »
    does a litter picker require training, or does he just pick it up as he goes along?

    yes, otherwise the distinction between litter and non-litter could lead to lawsuits.

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